This may well be the most provocative thread ever created in the history of Prince.org.

I was just thinking about my talking Pee-Wee Herman doll and my talking Beetlejuice doll and my talking Ed Grimley doll, and wishing there could be a talking Prince doll. But what would it say?

My choices:

1. "Chaka Mad! Chaka REAL mad!"
2. "PITS!!!"
3. "Hurt me."
4. "Do you know what that is? ORGASM."
5. "LIIIIEEESS!!!"
6. "For someone who can't stand TV dinners, you sure eat enough of the motherfuckers."
7. And of course, the ever-classic "Owwah!"

Meh. I need better ideas.

Great idea Anx!

Mine are:

1) Next time I won't wear so much Paco Rabinni or whatever that stuff...
2) Your mathematical gas
3) Please welcome Prince and the Revolution!
4) You, you, you get in the car
5) I'm just a Horny Toad
6) Guitars and drums on the one
7) Ah come on (after the polka piano bit during Lovesexy Live)
8) I forgot to put the motherfuckin' headphones on
9) Yiizzzz
10) Only confused people wear loafers, are you confused?

"Do you own your masters?"

"If you don't own your masters, your master owns you!"

ok, I don't want anybody complaining about my threads ever again!

4 the girls 'come' and 4 the boys...don't play with dolls.

Imago said:

"I sincerely wanna..."

You know the rest.

Then when it's malfunctioning because it's broken or something, it will say "the bible's the only book she reads - she's a peach!"

"Snare drums pound on the 2 an 4..."

Did someone mention Prince dolls?



http://pricolle.exblog.jp/m1900-01-01/

http://www.h4.dion.ne.jp/...n-top.html

CandaceS said:

You beat me to it!



How about:

"Shut up already...damn!"

"And that says what?"





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CandaceS said:

OMG! They're too cute -must have them

welcome 2 the dawn

CandaceS said:

I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA NOW, DADDY!!!

1. Oh lawd...
2. Cabbagehead!
3. Don't hate me 'cause I'm fabulous!

It would only say aaawwwaaaahhhhh! over and over again.

You don't need those girls anyway-life's a bitch .

nurse said:

"Where are you? Answer me motherfucker!"

Imago said:

but it would have to be sped up to eric cartman-esque vocal pitch.

Hundalasiliah!

"Hey Fat Girl, that's right I called you fat..."

whats the link to the anime style prince illustrations? There cover all his outfits and hairstyles...

"Think I ain't?"
"Shut up already, damn"
"Ain't nothing but a muffin, Got a lotta butter to go"

"ain't that a bitch?"
"Owaah!"
"go, go, gooo, go, go, go"

Anx said:

You are killing me here! May I place an order? I know somewhere you could sell them

Shouldnt there be 2 versions?

The good and the bad?

Where does one get those FREE MUSIC series dolls?

Mine would sing Sexy Dancer..

Maybe if U took off your chasity belt U could breath a lil mo' betta

I'll make U suck your tounge and say ooooo.

If U wanted 2 buy a Sam Cook album where would U go?

Party Poop!!

That thing he said at the Webbys.