I love "Vibrator"especially Prince part when Vanity is searching 4 new batteries





Waitress P"Well what do U want ?!"
Vanity "Goodness !"
P"Goodness nothing, baby!, i'm busy what do u want !"
Vanity "Do u have any batteries ..."
...

FACEDOWN1977 said:

If you turn this song, "Wedding Feast", way up and listen closely, he giggles at the end.
I also liked on Everlasting Now when he says:
"U know, this is funky but I just wish he'd play like he used 2, old scragglyhead.''
[This message was edited Wed Aug 14 1:58:52 PDT 2002 by Ih8all]

"I Love U In Me".

This song makes me laugh every time I hear the lyrics "...when I'm makin' love, it's like surgery..."

Priceless.

I can't believe nobody has mentioned 'Roch hard in a finky place yet'!

I can't believe that 'Rock hard in a Funky place' hasn't been mentioned yet!

That part on "The Holy River" about monogamy.

"dead on it" is pretty bloody funny! very funny. hey, loads of "the black album" is funny.. "le grind", "cindy c", "bob george", opening of "2 nigs united" and of course "rock hard".

in fact, the only song that isn't funny on that album is "when 2 r in love".

god, that's a great album! i could pull funny lyrics off each song to prove my point, but y'all know them, and i'm at work. one very very quick example: how about in "cindy c" when p is shouting "don't u like me?" and a female voice is replying in the back of the mix "yes, no, uh..."

of course, just forgot to mention "superfunkycalifragisexi". now that's funny.

korovyov said:

on my death bed I swear i am gonna make sure i have a player at my side so i can put those on repeat ... at least i know i'll go down with a laugh ... how comforting ... they get me every time ... cracking up like there aint no 2morrow ...

also like Ih8all mentioned in 'the everlasting now' u gotta know what im talkin about: "this is funky and all but i just wish hed play like he used 2 old scragillyhead---OOOWWW!" lol ... luv it luv it luv it, this is what reaches out 2 me, the natural impulses of P ... i know there is a playful boy still in there hehe its funny 2 that through the humor he still gets messages out ... like in style ... smokin a doobey lol "i aint got no job, but i got style' ... hehe smart boy ...

Also tricky, kiss extended & i wish u heaven (pt1,2,3) ... "dont f*ck with me i'll slap yah heeeyyy* lol tell me how can a constipated man be sexy ... come on as if it doesnt sound like thats what is bringing him 2 cringe ... honestly its as if he needs help 2 get over the ‘struggle’ still i find it oddly cute lol ... comedy & me these days ... also 'testicles 1..2..' WTF???! The good life im sure ... sometimes i wonder who is older ...

Now this is something I need help with ... whenever i hear the chipmunky sped up Camille type voice im sorry i know it destroys the songs impact in a sense & its an awesome new age technique but i cant take any of it seriously ... thats all I pay attention 2! All i c r little midgets runnin round in lacey ensembles hittin high notes thats not good ... perhaps when i get out of the giddy stage im in ... lol ... 4get it, it wouldnt be the same without gushing laughter ... lovesexy here I come

I almost forgot..."

Vicki Waiting from the Batman album. The entire song lyrics are very funny.

Peace!

Why has no one mentioned Mashed Potato Girl, although it isn't a song it is damned funny, cracks me up all the time!

I just hate to see an erection go to waste...

I'd have to say :

Bob George
Rockhard in a Funky Place
Scarlet Pussy
Count The Days
Tricky
Cloreen Baconskin
The Good life
Jack U Off

Temptation: This makes me laugh out loud because he wasn't trying to be funny. but the song is so over-the -top with all the screaming and what not, it's just hilarious. espically the part where he's screaming and babbling at the same time; "Ugghh, uugh, ugggh OOoootemtay yayay shunn! Yeah workin my body like a, na na nana naoh! Yaaah na nana yooohooo..." WTF!!!

FACEDOWN1977 said:

I agree - the organ joke is a classic (but it is an old one!)

The funniest thing Prince ever said was, "Me and my youngest boy Alfred" on Beautiful Night on the SOTT tour - you'll know why it's funny if you've heard it!

There's also a track called "Take This Beat", It goes:

My Sister's ugly
That's the truth
She lives in the backyard
Sleeps on the roof

I think I read about this in Per Nilsen's book, but I've never heard it myself.

wickyb said:

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"Take this beat" lyrics belong to the 12" extended version of "I Wish U Heaven"

Can someone tell me where I can find the track
"Dance in the sunshine' ? I've never heard of it before but it is listed here as being a funny song. Please somebody help me find it...

Blue Light.
"I'll be 117, she'll still be saying 'baby, not tonight'!"

Oops-almost forgot Johnnie and OrganGrinder!

"Every time I see you girl, my johnnie gets hard, harder than the handle on the rake in my yard."

Pretty Man is very funny to me and so is Gotta Stop Messing About because he is spying on his female neighbor and when the guy comes out her house he's there asking "Tell me was it good boy" and you could just see him doing that like some kind of weird stalker.
[This message was edited Thu Aug 22 14:54:53 PDT 2002 by adorable2]

All the Camille shit is funny!

bob george
pretty man
cloreen baconskin (OH LAWD)

HAHA!!! The segue on the "Exodus" album toward the end when he's makin' the other guy listen 2 his story about the girl he went out with who ate everything in sight, and HE's eating the whole time he's talking!!! He's goin' on and on even tho' the guy seems hecka bored..."Try the canoli, it's fabulous!...R u gonna eat that, there? What the fuck's the matter with u, u eat like a lil' bird...I'm gonna go 2 the lil' boys' room"...LOL...Is this what is referred 2 as "Mashed Potato Girl"?? If so, that shit is still in my mind - even tho' some mf-er stole my "Exodus" cd!! Bitch!

Someone please orgnote me if they have this!!