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Prince Candy If you sent Prince some nice candy as a gift that's sweet like him-what kind would you send? Would it be chocolate, Wonka Bars, Lollipops or some other treat? It's just for fun | |
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no one gets my treats unless they share with me | |
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katt said: no one gets my treats unless they share with me
Okay, it must be shared with katt . | |
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nurse said: katt said: no one gets my treats unless they share with me
Okay, it must be shared with katt . | |
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white chocolate. | |
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the wonka reference got me to remembering a parody from alt.music.prince back in the day....enjoy....
Prince wonka and the npg music factory parody Part 1..... Beginning starts out little boy hearing on news Reporter:Famous musician Prince wonka is now opening his vault of free music in a contest. To do so you must be positive and funky and free and have love 4 one another. If you are neither then you are not allowed to participate in NPG Music factory. A gold VIP pass ticket will be inserted in a candy bar for the lucky contestants . Kid:Wow Prince wonka my mom loves him. She likes purple rain I think hes gay tho Charlie: Dont say that!!He is great!! He plays guitar better than GOD himself!! Im going to win that contest you will see!! WHEEEE (cues instrumental pure imagination prince version with housebeat as charlie runs back home) Charlie:Mom Mom!!!! Mom:Oh charlie what is it?? Charlierince wonka is having a contest here in MPLS for his npg music factory!! Mom:Oh my Prince Wonka is opening his doors?? Thats rather exciting Grandfather:Whats all this racket about?? Charlie:Grandpa!! Prince wonka is having a contest to be invited to his npg music factory!! Grandpa:Wha wha who?? Prince wonka? You're kidding...why I use to dance to irrestible bitch and Head at the church social. This is MARVVVELOUS news charlie!! I do hope you win in fact I know you will win Charlie:I better get all the candy I can huh grandpa!??!! Grandpa:run like the wind charlie there isnt much time!! Mom:Why must you tell Charlie these silly dreams?? Grandpa:Why dreams are what make life worth living for!! Mom:What if he doesnt win Grandpaont think like that he will he will!! HUNDALASILLAH!! Charlie:WHEEEEE!!!! (pure imagination instrumental house version plays!!) Goes to candy store) Candyseller:yo What can I help you with?? Charlie:8 npg love4oneanother get wild candy bars please!! Candy Seller:8 yo thats alot. You really like prince wonka dont you?? Charlie:YES I love him!!! Candy Seller:You recognize me? Charlie:No should I sir?? Candy Seller:I was once with Prince wonka and the new power generation. Charlie:REALLY wow!! whats he like??!?! Candy Seller:always complaining about his masters writing slave on his face and screwin background dancers. Other than that just a normal guy Charlie:YEA I remember that Candy Seller:Yea im tony M Charlie:Who? I dont remember you Candy Seller:YO I was on 2 albums Diamonds and pearls and the symbol album. You dont remember me rhyming?? Charlie:Ummmm cant say I do sir. Tony M:Im Tone remember its time to get igna igna ignorant?. Charlie:Cant say I do. Tony M:I was on my name is prince bitch!! Charlie:OHHHHH I see I think I remember Im not sure. Tony M:Yea well here is your candy and call him Mr Prince wonka or he will throw a muthafuckin fit Charlie:Thanks sir I will WHEEEEE!!!! Runs back home) Charlie:Grandpa I got the candy!! Grandpa:OH my well dont wait any more open them up go ahead!! Charlie:THIS might be the one!! Grandpa:It might be make a wish Charlie Charlie:A purple wish!! Grandpa?? Grandpa:Yes a purple wish.... Charlie:No gold ticket..... Grandpa:Keep opening charlie and keep believing in the npg experience!! Charlie:None in this one either only six left Grandpa:Keep opening Charlie and dont stop believing!! Charlie:MAN what the hell?? None in this one either A little bit later) Charlie:This is the second to the last.... Grandpa:Open it charlie!! Open it!! Charlie: (opens it) A note!! Grandpa:Whats it say?? Charlie: "thank u 4 showing interest in a funky new way 2 bring jelly 2 ur doors welcome 2 the dawn pay 7.99 a month for access P.S. Bilal why u coppin mah children? 4 those that know the numba and dont call lata 4 yall" What a bitch!! I dont have a computer oohhhhh that stupid wonka elf I fuckin hate him!!! Grandpa: Charlie...dont say that you still got one more Charlie: WHat if it isnt... Grandpaont think like that. Im getting better because I believe in it. Do you believe charlie? Charlie:I believe that Mr Prince wonka doesnt want me in his npg music factory Grandpaont say that you dont know!! Never say that charlie Charlie:Yea i guess you are right Grandpa:Open it slowly charlie Charliekay grandpa.... opens it slowly) sonuva bitch that STUPID elf IM SO FUCKIN MAD right now I bought all his albums and even his crappy Beautiful girl in the world remix ep and even that sorry excuse for remixes of 1999!! and I Didnt win?? MUUUUUTHHHHAFUCKA!!! Peace n b wild my ass (stomps on candybars) Grandpa:Charlie you cant be mad you never know dont stop believing Charlie:Shut the FUCK Up grandpa Mom:Charlie!! dont say that Charlie:Im sorry Im just a little angry I didnt win is all Mom:Its okay sometimes life can be a bitch when you dont get to go to the npgmusic factory. i know Mr wonka from a longtime ago Charlie:Really?!?! Mom:Yes... Grandpa:Your mom is..... mayte remember the dancer mayte?? Prince wonka use to be married to your mother!! Charlie:OH my!! You were with prince wonka!?!?! Mom:Yes we were soulmates or so he said until he nailed marvin gayes daughter and a assortment of other hoochie mamas but thats another story honey Charlie:WOW Prince pimped my mom!!! Keep mackin those stellasss YAAAIIIISSS!! (in morris day voice) Grandpa:To be fair I never talked to prince wonka that much. But at one time I think he and my daughter had a lasting relationship Mom:As his prop for his act one/gold experience tour grandpa.... Grandpa:That prince wonka...why did he ever let you go? Oh what a mistake. Mom:Yes but now I still dance charlie and Im working on a pop album watch out christina and jenifer!! Mayte is here charlie:I knew you looked familiar!!! Mom:Then I met your father Wade Robeson chorographer to nsync and spears. What a non control freak unlike mr wonka was Charlie:Wade is super!!! Mom:Yes but hes always on some video shoot and working on dance routines! He needs to be home with you charlie. Thats my only complaint. Charlie:Its okay mom he has to make those benjamins!! Mom:Yes he does that he does dear. News on tv: News:This just in one candybar was reportedly found with the golden ticket only 6 more to go. Reportedly found by a deillusional psychotic fan who calls herself "opnmind" Opnmind:eyem so happy eye found the ticket eyem a friend not a fan tho Positivity=The truth peace n b wild" Charlie:6 more!! damnit all to hell grandpa I gotta buy more candy!1 Give me some money you geezer!! Grandpaont call me geezer you dumb shit!! Charlie:Sorry grandpa Im just a little excited Grandpa:Its okay charlie i understand the excitement of seein Prince back in 1980 on the dirty mind tour!! OHHHHH boy! what a show!! (flashbacks)Shaake that ass you hot perverse mulatto shake it!! Charlie:WOW you are bitchin grandpa!! and sexually openminded!! I can dig that!! (runnin to buy more candy Grandpa:Run charlie run Prince wonka and the Npgmusic factory are waitin | |
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I would send him some Hershey's kisses | |
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I'd send him a giant box of heavenly hash-it's heavenly just like Prince is!! Love u,Prince! | |
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He doesn't seem to me to be a fancy schmancy eater.
I'd give him a bag of jolly ranchers. | |
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DanceWme said: I would send him some Hershey's kisses
Definitely we all should send kisses to Prince . | |
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sexxydancer said: I'd send him a giant box of heavenly hash-it's heavenly just like Prince is!! Love u,Prince!
Heanvenly Hash . | |
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alwayslate said: He doesn't seem to me to be a fancy schmancy eater.
I'd give him a bag of jolly ranchers. Sounds good . I think he likes the cherry one's . | |
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nurse said: sexxydancer said: I'd send him a giant box of heavenly hash-it's heavenly just like Prince is!! Love u,Prince!
Heanvenly Hash . Heavenly hash is chocolate,marshmallows,and nuts....and it's heavenly like Prince! | |
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sexxydancer said: nurse said: Heanvenly Hash . Heavenly hash is chocolate,marshmallows,and nuts....and it's heavenly like Prince! Oh My! Prince with chocolate, marshmallows and nuts . | |
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nurse said: sexxydancer said: Heavenly hash is chocolate,marshmallows,and nuts....and it's heavenly like Prince! Oh My! Prince with chocolate, marshmallows and nuts . Yummy! | |
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Symbol shaped White Chocolate and truffles! Did you order a pizza ma'am? Prince- UTCM | |
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BeautifulOneJem said: Symbol shaped White Chocolate and truffles!
Sounds very tasty and fit for a Prince . | |
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Good n' Plentys | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Good n' Plentys
I love it!!! | |
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nurse said: FruitToAttractBears said: Good n' Plentys
I love it!!! I hate the licorice ones I hate licorice period | |
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nurse said: FruitToAttractBears said: Good n' Plentys
I love it!!! Srsly? | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: nurse said: I love it!!! Srsly? It describes P perfectly . | |
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nurse said: FruitToAttractBears said: Srsly? It describes P perfectly . "Good" I get, but..."plenty"??? | |
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nurse said: If you sent Prince some nice candy as a gift that's sweet like him-what kind would you send? Would it be chocolate, Wonka Bars, Lollipops or some other treat? It's just for fun
Some nice Godiva chocolates. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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I'd send him a big 'ol box chock full of me! Cause ain't no candy sweeter! | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: nurse said: It describes P perfectly . "Good" I get, but..."plenty"??? You know P has plenty of the butta for your muffin | |
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psychodelicide said: nurse said: If you sent Prince some nice candy as a gift that's sweet like him-what kind would you send? Would it be chocolate, Wonka Bars, Lollipops or some other treat? It's just for fun
Some nice Godiva chocolates. Some more candy made for a Prince . | |
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SexyBeautifulOne said: I'd send him a big 'ol box chock full of me! Cause ain't no candy sweeter!
Oh My!!! | |
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nurse said: psychodelicide said: Some nice Godiva chocolates. Some more candy made for a Prince . RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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