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Thread started 08/31/06 5:25am

Anx

If you were designing a talking Prince doll, what phrases would you make it say?

This may well be the most provocative thread ever created in the history of Prince.org.

I was just thinking about my talking Pee-Wee Herman doll and my talking Beetlejuice doll and my talking Ed Grimley doll, and wishing there could be a talking Prince doll. But what would it say?

My choices:

1. "Chaka Mad! Chaka REAL mad!"
2. "PITS!!!"
3. "Hurt me."
4. "Do you know what that is? ORGASM."
5. "LIIIIEEESS!!!"
6. "For someone who can't stand TV dinners, you sure eat enough of the motherfuckers."
7. And of course, the ever-classic "Owwah!"

Meh. I need better ideas.
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Reply #1 posted 08/31/06 5:41am

Rico

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Great idea Anx!

Mine are:

1) Next time I won't wear so much Paco Rabinni or whatever that stuff...
2) Your mathematical gas
3) Please welcome Prince and the Revolution!
4) You, you, you get in the car
5) I'm just a Horny Toad
6) Guitars and drums on the one
7) Ah come on (after the polka piano bit during Lovesexy Live)
8) I forgot to put the motherfuckin' headphones on
9) Yiizzzz
10) Only confused people wear loafers, are you confused?
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Reply #2 posted 08/31/06 5:42am

CandaceS

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"Do you own your masters?"

"If you don't own your masters, your master owns you!"


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"I would say that Prince's top thirty percent is great. Of that thirty percent, I'll bet the public has heard twenty percent of it." - Susan Rogers, "Hunting for Prince's Vault", BBC, 2015
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Reply #3 posted 08/31/06 5:52am

Imago

ok, I don't want anybody complaining about my threads ever again!


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Reply #4 posted 08/31/06 5:59am

christos7

4 the girls 'come' and 4 the boys...don't play with dolls.
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Reply #5 posted 08/31/06 5:59am

Anx

Imago said:

ok, I don't want anybody complaining about my threads ever again!





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Reply #6 posted 08/31/06 6:02am

calldapplwonde
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"I sincerely wanna..."

You know the rest. boxed
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Reply #7 posted 08/31/06 6:05am

calldapplwonde
ry83

Then when it's malfunctioning because it's broken or something, it will say "the bible's the only book she reads - she's a peach!"
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Reply #8 posted 08/31/06 6:07am

christos7

"Snare drums pound on the 2 an 4..."
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Reply #9 posted 08/31/06 6:10am

CandaceS

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"I would say that Prince's top thirty percent is great. Of that thirty percent, I'll bet the public has heard twenty percent of it." - Susan Rogers, "Hunting for Prince's Vault", BBC, 2015
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Reply #10 posted 08/31/06 6:11am

jone70

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CandaceS said:

"Do you own your masters?"

"If you don't own your masters, your master owns you!"


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mad You beat me to it! lol



How about:

"Shut up already...damn!"

"And that says what?"






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[Edited 8/31/06 6:54am]
The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp.
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Reply #11 posted 08/31/06 6:12am

nurse

CandaceS said:





OMG! eek They're too cute touched-must have them eek
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Reply #12 posted 08/31/06 6:17am

1nitealone

welcome 2 the dawn
U gonna have 2 fight ure own damn war cuz we dont wanna fight no more!!
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Reply #13 posted 08/31/06 6:20am

Anx

CandaceS said:






I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA NOW, DADDY!!!
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Reply #14 posted 08/31/06 6:46am

sagelri

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1. Oh lawd...
2. Cabbagehead!
3. Don't hate me 'cause I'm fabulous!
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Reply #15 posted 08/31/06 6:59am

masbas

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It would only say aaawwwaaaahhhhh! over and over again.
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Reply #16 posted 08/31/06 7:02am

nurse

You don't need those girls anyway-life's a bitch smile .
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Reply #17 posted 08/31/06 7:08am

Anx

nurse said:

You don't need those girls anyway-life's a bitch smile .



lol
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Reply #18 posted 08/31/06 7:10am

Imago

"Where are you? Answer me motherfucker!"
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Reply #19 posted 08/31/06 7:13am

Anx

Imago said:

"Where are you? Answer me motherfucker!"


but it would have to be sped up to eric cartman-esque vocal pitch.
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Reply #20 posted 08/31/06 7:19am

Cloudbuster

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Hundalasiliah!
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Reply #21 posted 08/31/06 7:22am

Imago

"Hey Fat Girl, that's right I called you fat..."
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Reply #22 posted 08/31/06 7:23am

ufoclub

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whats the link to the anime style prince illustrations? There cover all his outfits and hairstyles...
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Reply #23 posted 08/31/06 7:26am

Huxley

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"Think I ain't?"
"Shut up already, damn"
"Ain't nothing but a muffin, Got a lotta butter to go"
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Reply #24 posted 08/31/06 7:32am

perdido

"ain't that a bitch?"
"Owaah!"
"go, go, gooo, go, go, go" chainsaw
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Reply #25 posted 08/31/06 9:07am

eleven

Anx said:

This may well be the most provocative thread ever created in the history of Prince.org.

I was just thinking about my talking Pee-Wee Herman doll and my talking Beetlejuice doll and my talking Ed Grimley doll, and wishing there could be a talking Prince doll. But what would it say?

My choices:

1. "Chaka Mad! Chaka REAL mad!"
2. "PITS!!!"
3. "Hurt me."
4. "Do you know what that is? ORGASM."
5. "LIIIIEEESS!!!"
6. "For someone who can't stand TV dinners, you sure eat enough of the motherfuckers."
7. And of course, the ever-classic "Owwah!"

Meh. I need better ideas.


spit falloff You are killing me here! lol May I place an order? I know somewhere you could sell them wink batting eyes
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Reply #26 posted 08/31/06 9:19am

origmnd

Shouldnt there be 2 versions?

The good and the bad?

Where does one get those FREE MUSIC series dolls?
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Reply #27 posted 08/31/06 9:44am

sexxydancer

Mine would sing Sexy Dancer..
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Reply #28 posted 08/31/06 9:47am

JENJEN

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Maybe if U took off your chasity belt U could breath a lil mo' betta

I'll make U suck your tounge and say ooooo.

If U wanted 2 buy a Sam Cook album where would U go?

Party Poop!!
DIRTYMIND
"Maybe if u took off your chasity belt u could breath a lil mor' betta"
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Reply #29 posted 08/31/06 10:01am

anon

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That thing he said at the Webbys.
Why do you like playing around with my narrow scope of reality? - Stupify
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