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Thread started 08/22/06 12:17pm

Snake

Hay! let's Kick Flav off His own show and.............

Choose a new Lover for Prince!

WHo would you like to see Prince hook up with Next?

I say Persia White,

Hay let's Kick Flav off His own show and Have in that role!
We all want a big hit again because
we want to relive the Hysteria & Pandemonium we experienced
when Purple Rain was Hot. Actually, he doesn't care if it happens again or not.
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Reply #1 posted 08/22/06 12:30pm

wonder505

please stop.
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Reply #2 posted 08/22/06 12:37pm

Handclapsfinga
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wonder505 said:

please stop.

evillol but yeah, i saw some of the flavor of love stuff on youtube last night...all them heffas was bonkers, th' hell folks doing coming on here suggesting this kinna chit?! flavor of prince would be 11,000,000 times worse.
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Reply #3 posted 08/22/06 12:42pm

nurse

wonder505 said:

please stop.




eek Yes please-we don't need anymore BooBoo Sparxx doody.
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Reply #4 posted 08/23/06 9:00pm

amateur

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no more prince lovers ....pluleeeeese. enough alrady dayum !!
young, dumb, and no fun..
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Reply #5 posted 08/24/06 9:05am

ThePunisher

Snake said:

Choose a new Lover for Prince!

WHo would you like to see Prince hook up with Next?

I say Persia White,

Hay let's Kick Flav off His own show and Have in that role!
If we're going to replace Flav with Prince then we should also get rid of the Chickenheads, Hootchie Mamas, Dingbats and Goldiggers who are currently on there as well. Prince's taste in women is WAYYYYY better then Flav's. He would'nt have nothing to do with any of those heifers. Can you picture Prince going out with that one that took a dump on the floor? lol
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Reply #6 posted 08/24/06 9:36am

Handclapsfinga
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ThePunisher said:

Snake said:

Choose a new Lover for Prince!

WHo would you like to see Prince hook up with Next?

I say Persia White,

Hay let's Kick Flav off His own show and Have in that role!
If we're going to replace Flav with Prince then we should also get rid of the Chickenheads, Hootchie Mamas, Dingbats and Goldiggers who are currently on there as well. Prince's taste in women is WAYYYYY better then Flav's. He would'nt have nothing to do with any of those heifers. Can you picture Prince going out with that one that took a dump on the floor? lol

prince would go into a catatonic state after at least 10 minutes with those women. i can see it all now:

Buttamilk Biscuit (looking over her shoulder): *gasp!* Ohmigooooodness, lookit Prince! He look like he done seen a ghost!

Seafoam: *running over to ol' boy*: Oh no! Prince!!! Baby, you okay???

Prince: eek *blank stare* eek

Buttamilk: Can you hear us? *snapping her gum*

Prince: eek *drool starts falling outta the corner of his mouth* eek

Seafoam (angrily): Aiight, which one of you dirty bitches done made my baby get all fucked up?!!! fight

Fatback On A Hot Plate (tossing her $20 hair extensions outta her face): Heffa, you got some nerve callin' folks "dirty bitches"...wasn't you the one who left them crusty ol' Family Dollar thongs on Prince's steering wheel the other day--

Seafoam: Whateva, hater--

Fatback (interrupting): --with a note on it talk'n 'bout "you wanna drink my purple rain"...all spelled wrong n'errything. You NEED to worry about if yo copy of Hooked On Phonics got lost in the mail, 'stead of worrying about MY MAN!

Seafoam (going the hell OFF): Tramp, PLEASE!!!! Youain'tevengottacomeuponmelikethatlikeyouknowmeIsweartogawdIwouldSTOMPYOASSifPrincewasn'therein theroomwithus!!!!

Fatback (all hugged up on Prince): Oh...no you di--Prince, you ain't gon' let her talk to me like that, are you? Huh????

Prince: eek *snot bubble* eek



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Reply #7 posted 08/24/06 10:20am

SHOCKADELICA1

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

ThePunisher said:

If we're going to replace Flav with Prince then we should also get rid of the Chickenheads, Hootchie Mamas, Dingbats and Goldiggers who are currently on there as well. Prince's taste in women is WAYYYYY better then Flav's. He would'nt have nothing to do with any of those heifers. Can you picture Prince going out with that one that took a dump on the floor? lol

prince would go into a catatonic state after at least 10 minutes with those women. i can see it all now:

Buttamilk Biscuit (looking over her shoulder): *gasp!* Ohmigooooodness, lookit Prince! He look like he done seen a ghost!

Seafoam: *running over to ol' boy*: Oh no! Prince!!! Baby, you okay???

Prince: eek *blank stare* eek

Buttamilk: Can you hear us? *snapping her gum*

Prince: eek *drool starts falling outta the corner of his mouth* eek

Seafoam (angrily): Aiight, which one of you dirty bitches done made my baby get all fucked up?!!! fight

Fatback On A Hot Plate (tossing her $20 hair extensions outta her face): Heffa, you got some nerve callin' folks "dirty bitches"...wasn't you the one who left them crusty ol' Family Dollar thongs on Prince's steering wheel the other day--

Seafoam: Whateva, hater--

Fatback (interrupting): --with a note on it talk'n 'bout "you wanna drink my purple rain"...all spelled wrong n'errything. You NEED to worry about if yo copy of Hooked On Phonics got lost in the mail, 'stead of worrying about MY MAN!

Seafoam (going the hell OFF): Tramp, PLEASE!!!! Youain'tevengottacomeuponmelikethatlikeyouknowmeIsweartogawdIwouldSTOMPYOASSifPrincewasn'therein theroomwithus!!!!

Fatback (all hugged up on Prince): Oh...no you di--Prince, you ain't gon' let her talk to me like that, are you? Huh????

Prince: eek *snot bubble* eek



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falloff That's funny az hell
"Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince

A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E

Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince
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Reply #8 posted 08/24/06 10:41am

kpowers

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Well a show full of women that look like Mayte, mmmm sounds good 2 me.
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Reply #9 posted 08/24/06 11:58am

Handclapsfinga
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SHOCKADELICA1 said:

falloff That's funny az hell

questions like this bring out the wicked storyteller in me. i can't help it. evillol
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Reply #10 posted 08/24/06 12:23pm

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now that i think about it, flavor of prince would not only be top-notch train wreck material, but a strong reminder that some reality show ideas should be better left, uh, unrealized:

Prince: So you say that you're a big fan of mine, huh? smile

Alizé Cornbread (sitting on P's lap): Uh-huh, you know it, baby! batting eyes I been diggin' you ever since that one album.

Prince (a bit confused): What one album? hmm

Alizé: You know, that one album you did with...with that one song on it about dancin'! biggrin

Prince: Hold up--I've done a lotta songs about dancing, you gotta be a little more specific--

Alizé (interrupting): A lil' mo' what? :confused:

Prince: Specific.

Alizé (scratching her head): Pah-siffic? Baby, what you mean by that?

Prince: *sigh*...oh lawd...

Alizé (still confuzzled): Ooh man, my head's itchin' like a mugg today...*takes off her wig*

Prince (surprised): omfg Whoa, whoa, WHOOOOOA!!!!

Alizé: What? Sixth Avenue said I could borrow her wig, it's alright...

Prince (skeeved out but calm): Um, Alizé dear, I think I'm gonna be late to an appointment...please get off of my lap.

Alizé: Oh...okay, sweetpea.


*Ol' girl gets up, then Prince gets up as well...and promptly falls over*


Alizé (concerned): Oh shit! Prince, what's wrong? eek

Prince: I'll be alright...soon as I get the feeling back in both of my legs...girl, I thought you said that you only weigh about 115...

Alizé: I do weigh that much...it's these clothes I got on that make me heavy!

Prince: whofarted That "baby girl" halter top, hot pants and them Payless boots you got on can NOT weigh that much.
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Reply #11 posted 08/24/06 2:59pm

adorable2

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Um no. That experience is not the proper inspiration for his music...
I'm an org elitist... totally unapproachable.

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Reply #12 posted 08/24/06 3:06pm

sexxydancer

Prince is 2 classy 4 this kind of stuff.
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Reply #13 posted 08/24/06 5:13pm

psychodelicide

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ThePunisher said:

Snake said:

Choose a new Lover for Prince!

WHo would you like to see Prince hook up with Next?

I say Persia White,

Hay let's Kick Flav off His own show and Have in that role!
If we're going to replace Flav with Prince then we should also get rid of the Chickenheads, Hootchie Mamas, Dingbats and Goldiggers who are currently on there as well. Prince's taste in women is WAYYYYY better then Flav's. He would'nt have nothing to do with any of those heifers. Can you picture Prince going out with that one that took a dump on the floor? lol


Omg!!!!! That was wack, wasn't it?? lol
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #14 posted 08/24/06 5:14pm

psychodelicide

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

ThePunisher said:

If we're going to replace Flav with Prince then we should also get rid of the Chickenheads, Hootchie Mamas, Dingbats and Goldiggers who are currently on there as well. Prince's taste in women is WAYYYYY better then Flav's. He would'nt have nothing to do with any of those heifers. Can you picture Prince going out with that one that took a dump on the floor? lol

prince would go into a catatonic state after at least 10 minutes with those women. i can see it all now:

Buttamilk Biscuit (looking over her shoulder): *gasp!* Ohmigooooodness, lookit Prince! He look like he done seen a ghost!

Seafoam: *running over to ol' boy*: Oh no! Prince!!! Baby, you okay???

Prince: eek *blank stare* eek

Buttamilk: Can you hear us? *snapping her gum*

Prince: eek *drool starts falling outta the corner of his mouth* eek

Seafoam (angrily): Aiight, which one of you dirty bitches done made my baby get all fucked up?!!! fight

Fatback On A Hot Plate (tossing her $20 hair extensions outta her face): Heffa, you got some nerve callin' folks "dirty bitches"...wasn't you the one who left them crusty ol' Family Dollar thongs on Prince's steering wheel the other day--

Seafoam: Whateva, hater--

Fatback (interrupting): --with a note on it talk'n 'bout "you wanna drink my purple rain"...all spelled wrong n'errything. You NEED to worry about if yo copy of Hooked On Phonics got lost in the mail, 'stead of worrying about MY MAN!

Seafoam (going the hell OFF): Tramp, PLEASE!!!! Youain'tevengottacomeuponmelikethatlikeyouknowmeIsweartogawdIwouldSTOMPYOASSifPrincewasn'therein theroomwithus!!!!

Fatback (all hugged up on Prince): Oh...no you di--Prince, you ain't gon' let her talk to me like that, are you? Huh????

Prince: eek *snot bubble* eek



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falloff falloff lol
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #15 posted 08/24/06 5:16pm

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

now that i think about it, flavor of prince would not only be top-notch train wreck material, but a strong reminder that some reality show ideas should be better left, uh, unrealized:

Prince: So you say that you're a big fan of mine, huh? smile

Alizé Cornbread (sitting on P's lap): Uh-huh, you know it, baby! batting eyes I been diggin' you ever since that one album.

Prince (a bit confused): What one album? hmm

Alizé: You know, that one album you did with...with that one song on it about dancin'! biggrin

Prince: Hold up--I've done a lotta songs about dancing, you gotta be a little more specific--

Alizé (interrupting): A lil' mo' what? :confused:

Prince: Specific.

Alizé (scratching her head): Pah-siffic? Baby, what you mean by that?

Prince: *sigh*...oh lawd...

Alizé (still confuzzled): Ooh man, my head's itchin' like a mugg today...*takes off her wig*

Prince (surprised): omfg Whoa, whoa, WHOOOOOA!!!!

Alizé: What? Sixth Avenue said I could borrow her wig, it's alright...

Prince (skeeved out but calm): Um, Alizé dear, I think I'm gonna be late to an appointment...please get off of my lap.

Alizé: Oh...okay, sweetpea.


*Ol' girl gets up, then Prince gets up as well...and promptly falls over*


Alizé (concerned): Oh shit! Prince, what's wrong? eek

Prince: I'll be alright...soon as I get the feeling back in both of my legs...girl, I thought you said that you only weigh about 115...

Alizé: I do weigh that much...it's these clothes I got on that make me heavy!

Prince: whofarted That "baby girl" halter top, hot pants and them Payless boots you got on can NOT weigh that much.


falloff falloff More, more! clapping
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #16 posted 08/24/06 6:47pm

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