Here's my version (ala shatner/SNL)

I've read your forums, there's some of U who've dedicated hours, days, weeks, hell YEARS to talking and speculating about me. I'd just like to say....GET A LIFE, will U people?? I'm just a musician, for crying out loud!!
There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't log on for hours. I LIVED. So move out of your parents basement get an apartment, and GROW THE HELL UP!!! I'm just a MUSICIANNNN.
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LMAO


And we would still love him

buy my new album

Buy ALL my albums!

~mumble mumble mumble~ ~jehova mumble~ ~do you own your masters?~
~god mumble~ ~The opossite of orgnote is etongro~ ~thank you and good night~

Imago said:

Replace those 'you's with 'u's and...yeah, pretty much.

With Fans like U, who needs Enemies. Just kidding . How about, May U 2 C da Dawn.
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Why would he log on when he can relay messages through Graycap?

Prince would say : "Please Blackball MickG."

A purple ticket with my cell phone number on it will be randomly placed within the linear notes of my next album 3122.

years ago...around 1985 during the mtv innerview,he said something close 2, "i am very sincere in my beliefs, i pray every night,i don't ask 4 much,i just say thank U."

if you saw the clip of when he said the above, well, his eyes kinda teared and he was very mindful of the words.

also said was, "if some1 wants 2 go along for the ride,then cool."

"Come here you sexy motherfucker, I wanna be your lover. If I was your girlfriend, I'd feel u up, jack u off, and give you head. I'm not lying, I'd do it all night because I'm such a horny toad with a dirty mind. Then I'd flip over and let you do me baby because I love u in me."

vainandy said:

lol

vainandy said:

Suckers!!!

I'm sure it would be Londel's "shut this site down or be sued" message

Imago said:

Closer to the truth than we'll ever know.

vainandy said:

...4 all the years eye've been here, u never blieved eye was...
so y would u blieve me now?

short angel,
u wash THAT hand yet?

raddahone said:

He has mixed messages.

VanillaSoyMilk said:

u mean this one!

y would eye say THIS when eye said THAT?

wrong hand
wrong angel

good-bye

xplnyrslf said:

if prince gave us a message what would it be?


Dot Org,

put down the needle, put down the spoon, the blunts, the glass, and the glue!
then mebbe y'all could hear me a lil' mo betta?
and while u're at it, can a Mod open up a window on this thread? it's funkier than a sack a grandaddies down here!

vainandy said:

omg andy! i bet prince bookmarked this post.

xplnyrslf said:

first he'd send out orgnotes to all the girls he liked. and then he'd start a thread about how good,impressive,misunderstood, and ahead of its time the "gangster glam video" was.


then he'd put a shot of him at his desk

this thread makes my right nipple itch

I'd Think He Would Say Thanks For Being True Loyal Fams.& Continue With Me On The Journey O+>

Prince would say : "send more photos"

*ahem*
fear not...my poor sweet, orgers, to quote a line from the "exorcist" PISS AND MOAN
oh, xplnyrslf my sweet angel, anything for u, frosted mini wheats, mr. man
and no... dmsr... you fool camille isn't a "he" because btw... i was! LIAR! yes. yes.
no wonder imediately, my one-and-only dear friend "serendipity"... my dear, sweet, pheremone-oozing xplnyrslf..
no.
no.
no.
UGH.