Okay, I really need to laugh tonight, so I came up with this thread idea. Take whatever Prince song you wish, and rewrite the lyrics. Be sure to write the correct lyrics before posting your lyrics, so we know which song it's from.

From the song "Kiss":

Prince's version:

You don't have to be rich, to be my girl
You don't have to be cool, to rule my world


My version:

You don't have to be rich, to be my bitch
You don't have to be cool, to be my fool


Okay, your turn (Prince is gonna HATE this thread if he sees it!)