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Thread started 08/06/02 8:05pm

soladeo1

Quick! What the freak is an "Acu-Jack"???

You know? In the song,"Sexuality"?

And on that topic, what does "89 flowers on their back" mean???
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Reply #1 posted 08/06/02 8:06pm

theC

soladeo1 said:

You know? In the song,"Sexuality"?

And on that topic, what does "89 flowers on their back" mean???


jacking off 2 a picture???they look at life through a pocket camera...what no flash(flesh)again???
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Reply #2 posted 08/06/02 8:08pm

Vagina

Like U don't know! Go 2 any Adult Toy Store and Find out First-hand!
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Reply #3 posted 08/06/02 8:09pm

theC

Vagina said:

Like U don't know! Go 2 any Adult Toy Store and Find out First-hand!


theC
I honestly don't know,what is it??i'm serious.
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Reply #4 posted 08/06/02 9:25pm

Dippydippydope

first hand... that is what I'd suggest. First try your hand, if you are not happy use the accu jack, or as it is also called, the vacu jack. It is a device that attaches to a man's wang and sucks and vibrates until there is a happy ending.

It also comes with variable speeds, a velcro wrap for tighter fit, and a cigarette lighter attachment for using in city traffic. So if you look over and see someone with their tongue lolling out, eyes rolled back and biting their cigarette in half at a stop light, chances are that they are enjoying modern technology.

or so I have read.
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Reply #5 posted 08/06/02 9:53pm

theC

Dippydippydope said:

first hand... that is what I'd suggest. First try your hand, if you are not happy use the accu jack, or as it is also called, the vacu jack. It is a device that attaches to a man's wang and sucks and vibrates until there is a happy ending.

It also comes with variable speeds, a velcro wrap for tighter fit, and a cigarette lighter attachment for using in city traffic. So if you look over and see someone with their tongue lolling out, eyes rolled back and biting their cigarette in half at a stop light, chances are that they are enjoying modern technology.

or so I have read.


thanks i did not have a clue.
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Reply #6 posted 08/07/02 12:08am

squirrelgrease

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Dippydippydope said:

first hand... that is what I'd suggest. First try your hand, if you are not happy use the accu jack, or as it is also called, the vacu jack. It is a device that attaches to a man's wang and sucks and vibrates until there is a happy ending.

It also comes with variable speeds, a velcro wrap for tighter fit, and a cigarette lighter attachment for using in city traffic. So if you look over and see someone with their tongue lolling out, eyes rolled back and biting their cigarette in half at a stop light, chances are that they are enjoying modern technology.

or so I have read.


Good one!
If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot.
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Reply #7 posted 08/07/02 5:05am

DavidEye

It's a sex toy for guys.You know how women can use a dildo? Well,an accu-jack is OUR sex toy:)

Not that I've ever used one or anything...lol...
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Reply #8 posted 08/07/02 5:07am

IceNine

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I covered this a few months ago! smile

http://www.prince.org/msg...&pid=10777

Here is what I thought at the time:


Lyrical Interpretation: Sexuality - "Accu-Jack"

"We live in a world overrun by tourists. Tourists, 99 flowers on their backs.. Inventors of the accujack."


He is saying "Accu-Jack" like it is a bad thing.

My interpretation of "Accu-Jack" is that it would be a device to accurately jack you off to perfection with no chaffing or anything.

My question to you is this:

Who wouldn't buy the "Accu-Jack" if some industrious corporation made it? Wouldn't you want to own the perfect jackoff machine and keep your arm from getting all sore and tired?

I think that Prince was off on his portrayal of the "Accu-Jack," as it could be a GREAT invention!
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Reply #9 posted 08/07/02 7:50am

sojourner

I think an acu-jack is some kind of device to lift the battery out of a car.
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Reply #10 posted 08/07/02 7:53am

Handclapsfinga
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it sounds like it's somethin that would have an infomercial 4 it at like 3 in the mawnin. eek
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