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Thread started 09/08/06 12:40pm

SS4GOKU

If Prince had a reality show.

What if Prince had a reality show like " Making the Band " or something like
Flavor Flav's " Flavor of Love"... how would that be? It's bound to get ratings
cause it's Prince. What would you imagine his show would be like?, and would u call it?.... maybe call it "Prince Charming" a show where he would date women to
find the perfect mate.Let''s hear your ideas!!!
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Reply #1 posted 09/08/06 12:43pm

Graycap23

Prince's reality would NEVER play on TV
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Reply #2 posted 09/08/06 12:43pm

sexxydancer

Graycap23 said:

Prince's reality would NEVER play on TV

Agreed!
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Reply #3 posted 09/08/06 12:48pm

setyrmindphree

SS4GOKU said:

What if Prince had a reality show like " Making the Band " or something like
Flavor Flav's " Flavor of Love"... how would that be? It's bound to get ratings
cause it's Prince. What would you imagine his show would be like?, and would u call it?.... maybe call it "Prince Charming" a show where he would date women to
find the perfect mate.Let''s hear your ideas!!!


Flavor of love. yes. Prince with a big ass clock around his neck....hilarious.

What would Prince do if one of his prospective wives crapped on the floor though?

Prince is way to guarded for a reality show. It would probably be just him in the studio 24/7 recording. Cool at first but, after awhile pretty boring. Order a pizza or go brush your teeth, make a phone call, scratch your ass, burp, pick your nose, go change your oil, pick out something nice at target, get a ticket for parking in a handicap zone, smell your arm pits, go without make-up or put on jeans...that's what I want to see from Prince.
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Reply #4 posted 09/08/06 12:50pm

Handclapsfinga
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setyrmindphree said:

Prince is way to guarded for a reality show. It would probably be just him in the studio 24/7 recording. Cool at first but, after awhile pretty boring. Order a pizza or go brush your teeth, make a phone call, scratch your ass, burp, pick your nose, go change your oil, pick out something nice at target, get a ticket for parking in a handicap zone, smell your arm pits, go without make-up or put on jeans...that's what I want to see from Prince.

walking to the store in a pair of magic 8-ball pajama pants, houseshoes and hair curlers...
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Reply #5 posted 09/08/06 12:57pm

luv2luvya

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

setyrmindphree said:

Prince is way to guarded for a reality show. It would probably be just him in the studio 24/7 recording. Cool at first but, after awhile pretty boring. Order a pizza or go brush your teeth, make a phone call, scratch your ass, burp, pick your nose, go change your oil, pick out something nice at target, get a ticket for parking in a handicap zone, smell your arm pits, go without make-up or put on jeans...that's what I want to see from Prince.

walking to the store in a pair of magic 8-ball pajama pants, houseshoes and hair curlers...


lol lol lol
All the other kids would luv2luvya...but you're my little private joy
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Reply #6 posted 09/08/06 1:03pm

setyrmindphree

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

setyrmindphree said:

Prince is way to guarded for a reality show. It would probably be just him in the studio 24/7 recording. Cool at first but, after awhile pretty boring. Order a pizza or go brush your teeth, make a phone call, scratch your ass, burp, pick your nose, go change your oil, pick out something nice at target, get a ticket for parking in a handicap zone, smell your arm pits, go without make-up or put on jeans...that's what I want to see from Prince.

walking to the store in a pair of magic 8-ball pajama pants, houseshoes and hair curlers...




falloff falloff

..wearing a jester hat with a piece of tp hanging off his houseshoes... your turn
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Reply #7 posted 09/08/06 1:06pm

Handclapsfinga
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luv2luvya said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


walking to the store in a pair of magic 8-ball pajama pants, houseshoes and hair curlers...


lol lol lol

eating a bowl of cap'n crunch and chillin...nah, i cannot see the brotha doing any sorta "reality" show where he'd be that open.
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Reply #8 posted 09/08/06 1:07pm

Handclapsfinga
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setyrmindphree said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


walking to the store in a pair of magic 8-ball pajama pants, houseshoes and hair curlers...




falloff falloff

..wearing a jester hat with a piece of tp hanging off his houseshoes... your turn

watching a basketball game on TNT and scratching his 'sac...
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Reply #9 posted 09/08/06 1:27pm

setyrmindphree

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

setyrmindphree said:





falloff falloff

..wearing a jester hat with a piece of tp hanging off his houseshoes... your turn

watching a basketball game on TNT and scratching his 'sac...



...Yelling at Bob Barker, when someone on the Price is Right overestimates the cost of a can of green beans and then calls Larry G. on adice to calm down...
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Reply #10 posted 09/08/06 1:29pm

Handclapsfinga
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setyrmindphree said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


watching a basketball game on TNT and scratching his 'sac...



...Yelling at Bob Barker, when someone on the Price is Right overestimates the cost of a can of green beans and then calls Larry G. on adice to calm down...

spit washing dishes in the sink and complaining about dishpan hands afterwards...
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Reply #11 posted 09/08/06 1:37pm

luv2luvya

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

setyrmindphree said:




...Yelling at Bob Barker, when someone on the Price is Right overestimates the cost of a can of green beans and then calls Larry G. on adice to calm down...

spit washing dishes in the sink and complaining about dishpan hands afterwards...


Licking his fingers after a bag of cheetos...
All the other kids would luv2luvya...but you're my little private joy
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Reply #12 posted 09/08/06 1:42pm

setyrmindphree

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

setyrmindphree said:




...Yelling at Bob Barker, when someone on the Price is Right overestimates the cost of a can of green beans and then calls Larry G. on adice to calm down...

spit washing dishes in the sink and complaining about dishpan hands afterwards...



....while in the check out line, the cashier loudly says into the microphone "Price check for tampons at register 8" as the sound of the heels of Prince's shoes are heard in the parking lot as he runs away...
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Reply #13 posted 09/08/06 1:43pm

Handclapsfinga
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luv2luvya said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


spit washing dishes in the sink and complaining about dishpan hands afterwards...


Licking his fingers after a bag of cheetos...

oh man--people would be calling in to the network, talking 'bout "omg, that's indecent!" because, y'know, it'd be prince sucking the cheese off his fingers. all the ladies here would be going OFF on that shit, posting screencaps n'errythang...

oooooh, he even eats cheetos sexy as hell...horny
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Reply #14 posted 09/08/06 1:44pm

Handclapsfinga
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setyrmindphree said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


spit washing dishes in the sink and complaining about dishpan hands afterwards...



....while in the check out line, the cashier loudly says into the microphone "Price check for tampons at register 8" as the sound of the heels of Prince's shoes are heard in the parking lot as he runs away...

getting his lil' dance on in the haircare aisle at walgreens when he finds out that his favorite hair dye is on sale...
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Reply #15 posted 09/08/06 1:50pm

setyrmindphree

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

setyrmindphree said:




....while in the check out line, the cashier loudly says into the microphone "Price check for tampons at register 8" as the sound of the heels of Prince's shoes are heard in the parking lot as he runs away...

getting his lil' dance on in the haircare aisle at walgreens when he finds out that his favorite hair dye is on sale...



...going down in an elevator and the person who just got off at floor 5 farted and left a hideous smell. The elevator stops at floor three and CJ gets on... The next day in the Minneappolis papers there are headlines claiming Prince is dying due to some rare intestinal disorder..
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Reply #16 posted 09/08/06 1:54pm

Handclapsfinga
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setyrmindphree said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


getting his lil' dance on in the haircare aisle at walgreens when he finds out that his favorite hair dye is on sale...



...going down in an elevator and the person who just got off at floor 5 farted and left a hideous smell. The elevator stops at floor three and CJ gets on... The next day in the Minneappolis papers there are headlines claiming Prince is dying due to some rare intestinal disorder..

evillol

prince prank-calling people...
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Reply #17 posted 09/08/06 2:09pm

christos7

I could C Prince doin a talent quest type show, where people audition on stage and such.,
Prince would want something edgy, so I can C him sittin holdin a button 2 a trap door that would drop and slide (like a big waterslide) contestants that suck out in2 an abyss, or have huge sand bags swing across the stage knockin them out.
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Reply #18 posted 09/08/06 2:18pm

DanceWme

luv2luvya said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


spit washing dishes in the sink and complaining about dishpan hands afterwards...


Licking his fingers after a bag of cheetos...



lol..doing pilates in his underwear
oh god! biggrin
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Reply #19 posted 09/08/06 2:20pm

christos7

DanceWme said:

lol..doing pilates in his underwear
oh god! biggrin



whofarted
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Reply #20 posted 09/08/06 2:20pm

Handclapsfinga
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christos7 said:

DanceWme said:

lol..doing pilates in his underwear
oh god! biggrin



whofarted

falloff
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Reply #21 posted 09/08/06 2:20pm

DanceWme

christos7 said:

DanceWme said:

lol..doing pilates in his underwear
oh god! biggrin



whofarted



lol
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Reply #22 posted 09/08/06 4:10pm

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DanceWme said:

christos7 said:




whofarted



lol



I'd tune in for that!
Wanna hear me sing? biggrin www.ChampagneHoneybee.com
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Reply #23 posted 09/08/06 4:13pm

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

luv2luvya said:



Licking his fingers after a bag of cheetos...

oh man--people would be calling in to the network, talking 'bout "omg, that's indecent!" because, y'know, it'd be prince sucking the cheese off his fingers. all the ladies here would be going OFF on that shit, posting screencaps n'errythang...

oooooh, he even eats cheetos sexy as hell...horny



wink
Wanna hear me sing? biggrin www.ChampagneHoneybee.com
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Reply #24 posted 09/08/06 4:27pm

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Heres my idea idea:


They lock Prince in a swanky house with ton's of food, clothes, and musical instruments in a recording studio built just for him. The producers tell him to live his life as usual, and viewers at home will get to watch. He'd be ok with it at first, until we find out THE TWIST:

Every week, they take one of the instruments away. They start out with something subtle, like the kazoo, but suddenly, there goes his piano, his guitar, his TUBA! Prince doesn't realize it, but the entire point of the show is not to watch his daily routine, but to watch him crack, as they take away his precious instruments! Each episode will conclude with yet another melt down! The season finale finds him huddled in a corner with nothing but an out-of-tune triangle. Bwa ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!! lol
Wanna hear me sing? biggrin www.ChampagneHoneybee.com
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Reply #25 posted 09/08/06 6:07pm

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setyrmindphree said:

SS4GOKU said:

What if Prince had a reality show like " Making the Band " or something like
Flavor Flav's " Flavor of Love"... how would that be? It's bound to get ratings
cause it's Prince. What would you imagine his show would be like?, and would u call it?.... maybe call it "Prince Charming" a show where he would date women to
find the perfect mate.Let''s hear your ideas!!!


Flavor of love. yes. Prince with a big ass clock around his neck....hilarious.

What would Prince do if one of his prospective wives crapped on the floor though?

Prince is way to guarded for a reality show. It would probably be just him in the studio 24/7 recording. Cool at first but, after awhile pretty boring. Order a pizza or go brush your teeth, make a phone call, scratch your ass, burp, pick your nose, go change your oil, pick out something nice at target, get a ticket for parking in a handicap zone, smell your arm pits, go without make-up or put on jeans...that's what I want to see from Prince.


lol You forgot pass gas. fart lol
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #26 posted 09/08/06 6:08pm

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setyrmindphree said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


watching a basketball game on TNT and scratching his 'sac...



...Yelling at Bob Barker, when someone on the Price is Right overestimates the cost of a can of green beans and then calls Larry G. on adice to calm down...


OMG! lol
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #27 posted 09/08/06 6:09pm

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setyrmindphree said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


getting his lil' dance on in the haircare aisle at walgreens when he finds out that his favorite hair dye is on sale...



...going down in an elevator and the person who just got off at floor 5 farted and left a hideous smell. The elevator stops at floor three and CJ gets on... The next day in the Minneappolis papers there are headlines claiming Prince is dying due to some rare intestinal disorder..


falloff ~again~ You guys are killing me over here! LOL!
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #28 posted 09/08/06 6:13pm

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Prince looking in the mirror: "Dammit, another gray hair! Bodyguards, bring me my tweezers!"
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #29 posted 09/08/06 10:52pm

meow85

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UCantHavaDaMango said:

Heres my idea idea:


They lock Prince in a swanky house with ton's of food, clothes, and musical instruments in a recording studio built just for him. The producers tell him to live his life as usual, and viewers at home will get to watch. He'd be ok with it at first, until we find out THE TWIST:

Every week, they take one of the instruments away. They start out with something subtle, like the kazoo, but suddenly, there goes his piano, his guitar, his TUBA! Prince doesn't realize it, but the entire point of the show is not to watch his daily routine, but to watch him crack, as they take away his precious instruments! Each episode will conclude with yet another melt down! The season finale finds him huddled in a corner with nothing but an out-of-tune triangle. Bwa ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!! lol


falloff

Brilliant programming. I'd tune in.
"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!"
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