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Hey Terry, I sincerely want to fuck the taste outta your mouth. 
Hurfgrumble ....yeurch!! 
Say it to me, SAY IT TO ME!! | |
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This thread was got me in some much trouble where I am!
I'm laughing like crazy...People here in the office are looking at me!  | |
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Jerome:Morris and i will trade you -Aura- for a blowpop! Prince:is it cherry tho? Jerome:BAM! prince:  | |
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Imago said: 
The Kid: Freeeeedooooommmmm!!!!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: 
am i blaAAAckhhhh or white am i strai *hiccup* oooo ggaaaay... con-troh-vers hah HAH!! i'm a bad mutha fuckah...*hiccip* i *hiccup* i really am! i can drive..... *hiccup* my- sel-ph hoome...mutha fucka!!! who you looken att?!? i lurve you mommma!! | |
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He who smelt it, dealt it | |
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Kirky J thinking to himself: OMG! KHLK was right, his ass is BANGIN'! where my straw at? | |
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THE MAKING OF "GRAFFITI BRIDGE": A PAISLEY PARK PRODUCTION
"ahhh...another day, another movie, another entry into paisley park held aloft by three of my loving employees. hello, janitors! hello, cleaners! hello, secretaries! look at me! i'm being held aloft! now minions, carry me to the set! it's that-a-way! no no no...not in there, that's the cupboard where i keep susan rogers." 
"angels? leotards? tevin campbell? what is this shit? i demand to know who wrote this awful script!! let's see here....it says, written and conceived by...p....begins with a p....awww i can't make out the signature!"
"YOU!! it was YOU who wrote this crap, wasn't it!" 
"Oh now don't be mean. You just turn that frown upside down mister! Sunshine!" 
"goddammit man, we told you this last week....YOU wrote it. YOU are the writer. Prince!" 
"Me? Prince? But I don't have a beard, do I.....oh shit I do!" 
"Ahahahahahahah! Looking good, beard boy!"
"Oh my god....I think I'm...I think I'm going to be sick....BLAAARRGHHH!"
"ewwwww, vomit! icky sticky vomit ewwwww!"
"oh shit it's tevin campbell! homosexual underage tevin campbell....BLAAARRGGHH!" 
"god...damn." [Edited 8/3/06 10:19am] | |
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The only way of redemption for this movie is to secure a time machine, go back almost two decades, and talk Prince out of making this monstrosity. | |
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theghostoftonym said: THE MAKING OF "GRAFFITI BRIDGE": A PAISLEY PARK PRODUCTION
"ahhh...another day, another movie, another entry into paisley park held aloft by three of my loving employees. hello, janitors! hello, cleaners! hello, secretaries! look at me! i'm being held aloft! now minions, carry me to the set! it's that-a-way! no no no...not in there, that's the cupboard where i keep susan rogers."
"angels? leotards? tevin campbell? what is this shit? i demand to know who wrote this awful script!! let's see here....it says, written and conceived by...p....begins with a p....awww i can't make out the signature!"
"YOU!! it was YOU who wrote this crap, wasn't it!"
"Oh now don't be mean. You just turn that frown upside down mister! Sunshine!"
"goddammit man, we told you this last week....YOU wrote it. YOU are the writer. Prince!"
"Me? Prince? But I don't have a beard, do I.....oh shit I do!"
"Ahahahahahahah! Looking good, beard boy!"
"Oh my god....I think I'm...I think I'm going to be sick....BLAAARRGHHH!"
"ewwwww, vomit! icky sticky vomit ewwwww!"
"oh shit it's tevin campbell! homosexual underage tevin campbell....BLAAARRGGHH!"
"god...damn." [Edited 8/3/06 10:19am]  That was good. I love the part about the beard and being held aloft. I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said:
Hurry up! Walk faster, ya'll, we gonna miss the last few minutes of the lunch buffet at Giant Panda!!!! This shit gets me everytimeNo Freestyling. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Kirky J thinking to himself: OMG! KHLK was right, his ass is BANGIN'! where my straw at?
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theghostoftonym said: THE MAKING OF "GRAFFITI BRIDGE": A PAISLEY PARK PRODUCTION
[buncha shit was here] oh lawd, that is too much!!!! | |
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Great stuff people! Let's keep this thing going! | |
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Bump. Come on people. | |
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Robin: Yeah, that's my dick. Got a problem with that?!!??!!? | |
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The Kid: You ain't bad! .... You ain't nothing!!!!! | |
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Morris: Thank you Jerome. Now go get me a bucket of crisco and a some plastic gloves. Eenie Meenie, Minie, Mo--I wonder where my glove will go? Bwah ha ha ha ha The smile on Jerome's face slowly fades.... | |
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Imago said:
Robin: Yeah, that's my dick. Got a problem with that?!!??!!?  | |
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Prince "Is the Kid gonna have 2 choke a bitch?"
Jerome "Fine. I didn't want that sucker anyways." | |
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THANKS. the pics are nice Everyone seems to have enjoyed themselves. The neon lights  I haven't seen GB, what's the plot about some bridge? Is there a script online?[Edited 8/5/06 12:14pm] | |
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maniraptess said: THANKS. the pics are nice Everyone seems to have enjoyed themselves. The neon lights
I haven't seen GB, what's the plot about some bridge? Is there a script online?
[Edited 8/5/06 12:14pm] Script? You mean it wasn't ad-libbed? 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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maniraptess said: THANKS. the pics are nice Everyone seems to have enjoyed themselves. The neon lights
I haven't seen GB, what's the plot about some bridge? Is there a script online?
[Edited 8/5/06 12:14pm] Basically, it's sort of a sequel to Purple Rain.Billy Sparks has passed away and the Kid and Morris are co-owners of the club Glam Slam. The Kid wants to play more spiritual music and Morris wants more secular music.An angel named Aura tries to get them to settle their differences while both men fight for her affection. | |
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Anyone know if the earlier draft of the script is online? When Kim Basinger was attached and Jill had a bigger role? | |
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actionthisday said: maniraptess said: THANKS. the pics are nice Everyone seems to have enjoyed themselves. The neon lights
I haven't seen GB, what's the plot about some bridge? Is there a script online?
[Edited 8/5/06 12:14pm] Script? You mean it wasn't ad-libbed? trans-script? paperback? i dunno what it's called. | |
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 Stay on topic. | |
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"i'm the king of the world...king of the world...king of the world...king of the world...king of the world...king of..." My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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Unfortunately for the people carrying Prince, the only thing that was just around the corner was indigestion and flatulence.
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(Aura speaks privately with the Kid)
"O.K....I'll go through this with you one more time...Yes, I'm an angel sent to help you see the light...and if you call me John Leguizamo one more time...I'll kick your boney little @$$!!!" Intelligent people talk about ideas. -->Average people talk about things. --> Small people talk about other people. | |
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bigwillpreacher said: (Aura speaks privately with the Kid)
"O.K....I'll go through this with you one more time...Yes, I'm an angel sent to help you see the light...and if you call me John Leguizamo one more time...I'll kick your boney little @$$!!!" I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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