Brownmark:(Thinking to himself)Aint this a bitch! Damn why in the fuck I am the only one that doesn't have a speaking line? How in the hell Wendy got the most lines? She had only been in the band for only a few months.
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Lisa: (Thinking to herself) Lord, I would rather be at home smoking my cigerattes and writing some kickass music with Wendy and Susannah than doing this boring performance tonight.


Wendy: Prince you are such a jackass for not giving us co-writing credit on Purple Rain but yet for Computer Blue?! Where is the fucking logic of this?


Prince said to Lisa and Wendy: Either you do it my way or I fired both of your asses. I told you for the last fucking time stop trying to take over my band. There is only one bandleader in this room. That's me!

Jerome: Damn baby you look fine tonight! I will never forget our special thang happened at the hotel last week. Oh yes that was the best buttfucking I ever had.
Prince: Well, yeah but you better not tell no one about it or you going to face some legal action up in here. You signed a confidentality agreement remember?
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Jill: Prince, I really hope that you are going to listen to my demo soon, not in 1987. If you dont listen to it then I am going to take it to your rivalry, ya know Rick James.

Susan to Brenda about Morris and Jerome: Oh no they didn't come in here and telling us what to do. Who in the hell think they are Prince?
Brenda: Yeah Susan I agreed Morris can't even control his own band without Prince's interference yet here he is telling us how to shake our asses.

(Morris arrives at the club and several ladies, who all liked Morris and wanted to be Morris's special bitch in bed, all lined up to get Morris's attention.)
Morris: Hey there blondie. Oh so it is your turn to be my special bitch to get fuck in my waterbed tonight?

Dr. Fink: Hmm Bobby, I wondered how long Prince, Wendy, and Lisa's bitchfest going to last tonight?
Bobby: Dude, I have no idea and don't care. All I care about is making sure to deliver a kickass performance tonight so Sheila E doesn't take my job.

Morris: See here? This is my demo baby! Because I am going to leave Prince's little yella ass to get me a record deal.

No I wrote purple rain. Got the tape to prove it


Yeah right and what am I holding here.... I wrote it and now get out of my headlights blimp

Apple: Are you going to marry me someday?
Prince: Hell no! I cannot turn a ho into a housewife. I am going to marry Susannah remember?
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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

LOL hey! is this the mixtape i made for you? i found billy trying to eat it!

Jerome"awww iiii gooo girlll..."

apollonia:hey,where are you going? i thought you said if i stole these earrings from jcpennys for you.... we were going to hometown buffet?


prince: hahaha!

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Yeah lisa i bet it was him. i fucking knew i was missing a can of hairspray & a lace thong since thursday. mark you give us the stuff back NOW!



Is Brown Mark gonna have to cut a bitch?

DOOR FLYS OPEN: "HEY KID, YOU'RE ON IN FIV.....

prince: AHHHHH GET OUTTTTT!!@!!!!!@

"Did you just say '1999: The New Master?'"

Lisa: I'm going to tell him. Hey Kid, we seeing each other! OK!








Wendy: Oops, maybe not.

Christopher said:

sitruk7 said:

I love this one the best

Anx said:

"Fuck all y'all! I'm producing this band called Mazarati and they're gonna be bigger than the Beatles... so I don't need to take this bullshit!

prince across the room going for some fresh air....after the girls commented on his new blouse...-Say somethin else!!?@ thats what i thought! :

brenda&susan: he knows where he got that shirt from..../yeah my closet

Call me 'Paula Poundstone' one more time and you'll be pulling that puppet out your ass.

Christopher said:

Now that's funny cuz I was totally thinking in that pic he kinda reminds me of Wayne Brady!

I swear I look like Imago after a trip to the hairdresser..dayum

FrancerulzV99 said:

appolonia: i hope your not gonna make me jump in a cold lake and look stupid....I hate it when that happens!

prince: (to self) "d-oh!"
(then out loud) no, of course not. hey you need to sit back and get out my face because your breath is stank!!

The kid made this new groove called "The Rainbow children" destroy it when you have the time.

sj1600 said:

OH MY GOD!!!!!

June7 said:

:in brooklyn accent: u bhetta stowp lawughin @ my mawy owtfit, it cowst 500howndred daaaaawlers!