Do you think a bald man has to spraypaint his head to be attractive?

I once saw an infomercial (it was running on E! at like 2:00 am) say that if a bald man wants to either get a woman or keep his woman he needs to spraypaint his head in order to effectively compete with the other men that she might come in contact with outside of the home. Do you agree?
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Do you think a bald man who paints his head is ungodly?

Would those of you who rag on Popeye think he looked better if he sprayed paint on his head to suggest he wasn't bald as a cueball?

Would those of you who like Brad Pitt think he was ugly with paint on his head rather than the real deal?

Ive experimented with different colour spray paint, but have no solid evidence that this attracts women... they do point and stare though.

Only the gold spraypaint works.any other color looks fake up close.

yes this is imperitive for the human race. i would insist on it at all times.

yes!

I dressed up as the Joker for Halloween about 4 yrs ago, and becuz i made my costume the day of, i had to buy spray paint to color my hair green.
I first put in gobs of hand lotion-so i could wash the paint off later, and then sprayed it on.

I don't recommend this to anyone, unless you want to get high off the toxic fumes, but i had a ton of fun nonetheless.

The next year i went as a pimp, big hat, bad fur coat, big ol wig, polyester shirt and pants. Fooled everyone, even my hookers.
[This message was edited Mon Aug 5 12:27:36 PDT 2002 by mrchristian]