I just got an e-mail from a friend of mine in Minneapolis. He says he heard that the "mystery building" being constructed at Paisley is actually a private movie theater. Apparently, Larry Graham is producing a series of JW-themed movies, but can't get a distributor. Prince is building this theater so JWs can come see Larry's films. Truly strange!

Oh my Jehova!!

So I take it I won't be able to view any of these films because I am not a Jehova Witness? I don't know if I like the sounds of this Jedi.

Maybe they'll have porn flicks instead.

Ah, but maybe we can pretend to be JWs, and sneak on in! Reckon Tommy and Mayte will be there for the opening?

I don't believe this in the Least. Nice Try. No Cigar. Too Far Fetched.

Well Vagina, I happen to know that SaxJedi only speaks the truth. He would not pass around such nonsense. Be happy we have a valuable source around here. Sheesh.

I don't know Vagina...Larry seems to have P wrapped around his finger. Dang! Is there anything he won't do for Larry?!?

My very good friend, asiam, who died yesterday, has spoken to me from beyond the grave. He said that His Royal Highness spoke to the Download Society who spoke to some girl's brother's fiancee's grandmother's pet goat who spoke to both Mayte and Nep2nes who both agreed. That's just what I've heard.

Will Prince be walking up and down the aisles selling popcorn I wonder?

uglybrowneyes said:

He forgot to mention that they are the ones who did us the great favor of murdering him.

I'm sure Prince is the 1 making the Rules not Larry. I just don't believe it's going to be a movie theater for JWs. I really wish something would give on this,cause nobody's a Nun,or Priest and I for 1 am staying just as Kinky as I am. I'm not going to turn into a NuN or a Prude for anybody. It's not Me. I'm sick of anybody pushing Religious Guilt on me. I wanna have fun and not worry about Shit. And I don't want a Jewish Guilt trip either since I'm not Jewish. Seperation of Church and State. That's the Deal. Everybody only has 1 life and they Gotta Enjoy that Life not Stifle their Freedom Of Expression. It's not Cool. We are Emancipated that's the Truth.
[This message was edited Thu Aug 1 18:32:10 PDT 2002 by Vagina]

Vagina the drival from u r mouth reminds me of a stoner



[This message was edited Thu Aug 1 16:31:01 PDT 2002 by ADORA]

The "mystery building" is actually an abattoir. Prince is planning on leading all of the attendees of next year's celebration into this building, where they will be quickly killed by bright knives. The sprinkler system in the ceiling will wash the blood down the grating system at the bottom of the death house.

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EDITED: Added "t" to attendees.
[This message was edited Thu Aug 1 19:27:06 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

JediMaster is entirely correct unfortunately.

I have it on good authority from my cousin , who is a JW minister, that this is true. It is all the buzz in the JW world.

They are hoping to get major cover in the press. There will be a press release very soon I believe.

The JW's see Prince as a major catch and hope his presence will bring their religion into the mainstream.

IceNine said:

and then what..???

XtrueX said:

is it that awful that Prince tries to listen and take advice from his best friend and mentor?

ADORA said:

And then...

Prince and Larry will consume the fresh meat in a Satanic blood feast in order to honor the name of their lord and savior, Satan. Any survivors who somehow escaped the death room will be sodomized by Kirky J.

bkw said:

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Why would the JW's get major cover in the press because one movie theater is being opened on Prince's property. This does not make any sense.

If the JW's have six million members world wide I think their religion is already mainstream.

The ignorance on this site about Christianity is unreal.
The JW's differ from other Christian groups because the have their own bible and they believe that only JW's can be saved.

All Christian religions believe there is going to be a second coming. All Christian religions follow the Ten Commandments are some variation of them.

Can't ANYONE find humor in this?

laurarichardson said:

Hey, Laura. You are a dumbass.

laurarichardson said:

six million people WORLD WIDE is not a lot of people.

If that's the case, i guess we gonna see "Lilo & Stitch"

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[This message was edited Thu Oct 24 12:02:01 PDT 2002 by LadyLove]

Jehova movies? what the hell would those b about?, no cussing, sex with only their husband or wife and no drinking, sounds like a boring movie!