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Thread started 08/01/02 4:17pm

BattierBeMyDad
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Does Prince Think Shane Battier Is Attractive?

Well, does he?

I mean, Shane Battier is a very nice looking man! And intelligent, as well.

I think Battier's hot, love 2the9s thinks Battier is hot, and I bet subyduby does too, deep down (since 9s and suby are the same person..wink)

I think it's quite possible our Prince finds men attractive - and Battier is the perfect specimen! I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Prince watches old Duke tapes and Memphis games, and masturbates to Shane getting all sweaty playing. I'm sure he gets especially turned on when Shane shoots foul shots. He always has this look of deep concentration on his face...
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Reply #1 posted 08/01/02 4:19pm

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You are so VERY right... Prince would do him.
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Reply #2 posted 08/01/02 4:22pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I think it's quite possible our Prince finds men attractive - and Battier is the perfect specimen! I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Prince watches old Duke tapes and Memphis games, and masturbates to Shane getting all sweaty playing. I'm sure he gets especially turned on when Shane shoots foul shots. He always has this look of deep concentration on his face...

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Reply #3 posted 08/01/02 4:24pm

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Supernova said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I think it's quite possible our Prince finds men attractive - and Battier is the perfect specimen! I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Prince watches old Duke tapes and Memphis games, and masturbates to Shane getting all sweaty playing. I'm sure he gets especially turned on when Shane shoots foul shots. He always has this look of deep concentration on his face...

eek


Well, he sure doesn't masturbate to Kobe!
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Reply #4 posted 08/01/02 4:30pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Supernova said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I think it's quite possible our Prince finds men attractive - and Battier is the perfect specimen! I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Prince watches old Duke tapes and Memphis games, and masturbates to Shane getting all sweaty playing. I'm sure he gets especially turned on when Shane shoots foul shots. He always has this look of deep concentration on his face...

eek


Well, he sure doesn't masturbate to Kobe!

I should hope NOT!lol
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Reply #5 posted 08/01/02 4:33pm

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IceNine said:

You are so VERY right... Prince would do him.


I think so, too. Battier's a wonderful looking man, Mr. IceNine, and we all know Prince enjoys basketball...

But does he enjoy basketball, or those who play it...Namely, Shane Battier!
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Reply #6 posted 08/01/02 5:32pm

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I've heard Prince say that Shane sucks ass. Oh wait, maybe I was saying that to Prince.
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Reply #7 posted 08/01/02 5:35pm

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Battier has a wavy head. In other words, his skull is not round and smooth, but kind of bumpy.

I suppose his personality makes up for that minor defect, though.

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Reply #8 posted 08/01/02 5:50pm

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thescandalouslife said:

Battier has a wavy head. In other words, his skull is not round and smooth, but kind of bumpy.

I suppose his personality makes up for that minor defect, though.

Sorry, BBMD! You know it's true! big grin

It's bumpy from falling over drunk all the time!

That, and the beatings my little sister gave him.
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Reply #9 posted 08/01/02 5:54pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I'm sure he gets especially turned on when Shane shoots foul shots.

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Reply #10 posted 08/01/02 6:43pm

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bkw said:

thescandalouslife said:

Battier has a wavy head. In other words, his skull is not round and smooth, but kind of bumpy.

I suppose his personality makes up for that minor defect, though.

Sorry, BBMD! You know it's true! big grin

It's bumpy from falling over drunk all the time!

That, and the beatings my little sister gave him.


his head is bumpy from all the basketballs that bounced off his head when kobe and shaq dunked on him biggrin
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Reply #11 posted 08/01/02 7:00pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Shane...always has this look of deep concentration on his face...

What's he doing in that avatar? Looks like he's fucking that basketball!
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Reply #12 posted 08/01/02 7:01pm

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Boob said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Shane...always has this look of deep concentration on his face...

What's he doing in that avatar? Looks like he's fucking that basketball!


Hi, Boob!

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Reply #13 posted 08/01/02 7:04pm

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IceNine said:

Boob said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Shane...always has this look of deep concentration on his face...

What's he doing in that avatar? Looks like he's fucking that basketball!


Hi, Boob!

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Reply #14 posted 08/01/02 7:18pm

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Boob said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Shane...always has this look of deep concentration on his face...

What's he doing in that avatar? Looks like he's fucking that basketball!


He's not fucking the basketball, he's simply holding it.

But if he wanted to fuck a basketball, I'd watch.

To the rest of you all, even YOU scandalouslife, suck a donkey dick. Except you, bkw...You can suck off a kangaroo.
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Reply #15 posted 08/01/02 7:21pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:


He's not fucking the basketball, he's simply holding it.

Caressing? That sick fuck!
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Reply #16 posted 08/01/02 7:28pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Well, does he?

I mean, Shane Battier is a very nice looking man! And intelligent, as well.

I think Battier's hot, love 2the9s thinks Battier is hot, and I bet subyduby does too, deep down (since 9s and suby are the same person..wink)

I think it's quite possible our Prince finds men attractive - and Battier is the perfect specimen! I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Prince watches old Duke tapes and Memphis games, and masturbates to Shane getting all sweaty playing. I'm sure he gets especially turned on when Shane shoots foul shots. He always has this look of deep concentration on his face...



!! masturbation...now if u suggested doing dirty sanches(sp?) while thinking about him, I, 2the9s wouldn't mind.
and at the same time he can come along and fit in my Arse-less pants.
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Reply #17 posted 08/01/02 8:03pm

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subyduby said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Well, does he?

I mean, Shane Battier is a very nice looking man! And intelligent, as well.

I think Battier's hot, love 2the9s thinks Battier is hot, and I bet subyduby does too, deep down (since 9s and suby are the same person..wink)

I think it's quite possible our Prince finds men attractive - and Battier is the perfect specimen! I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Prince watches old Duke tapes and Memphis games, and masturbates to Shane getting all sweaty playing. I'm sure he gets especially turned on when Shane shoots foul shots. He always has this look of deep concentration on his face...



!! masturbation...now if u suggested doing dirty sanches(sp?) while thinking about him, I, 2the9s wouldn't mind.
and at the same time he can come along and fit in my Arse-less pants.


lol Dirty Sanchezes!
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Reply #18 posted 08/01/02 8:25pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

To the rest of you all, even YOU scandalouslife, suck a donkey dick. Except you, bkw...You can suck off a kangaroo.


I sincerely appreciate the offer, BBMD, but I'll have to say "no thanks" on that one. And Battier really does have a bumpy head, my dear. No, I'm not talking about *that* head. I'm sure they're both ridged and bumpy actually, now that I think about it. Hmm, that could be a good thing, eh? eek lol
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Reply #19 posted 08/01/02 10:38pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Except you, bkw...You can suck off a kangaroo.

Do you know how difficult that is? eek
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Reply #20 posted 08/01/02 10:48pm

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bkw said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Except you, bkw...You can suck off a kangaroo.

Do you know how difficult that is? eek

Soak it in beer, Bk.kiss
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Reply #21 posted 08/01/02 11:19pm

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I'm trying to Supernova! beer

I want beer by osmosis!
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Reply #22 posted 08/02/02 2:16pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

He's not fucking the basketball, he's simply holding it.

But if he wanted to fuck a basketball, I'd watch.

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Hilarious. I almost peed.
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Reply #23 posted 08/02/02 2:44pm

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snatch said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

He's not fucking the basketball, he's simply holding it.

But if he wanted to fuck a basketball, I'd watch.

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Hilarious. I almost peed.


As a matter of fact, he can do whatever he wants to a basketball, and I'd watch. love

Dry hump it, lick it, fuck it...love
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Reply #24 posted 08/02/02 2:46pm

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Now i would like to have THAT on video

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Reply #25 posted 08/02/02 3:11pm

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Prince takes shits that r better looking than Shame Batty biggrin

(u know I'm joking Battier!!!)




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Reply #26 posted 08/02/02 3:13pm

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ooh, but those large hands and long fingers eek
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Reply #27 posted 08/02/02 3:57pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:


As a matter of fact, he can do whatever he wants to a basketball, and I'd watch. love

Dry hump it, lick it, fuck it...love

He must have a pretty small cock to fit in that airhole! razz
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