Don't forget Around your cock in a day and 19(69). Also Kiss (a man) and a-male.

Haystack said:

LOL hilarious! ...

I Was watching Saturday Night Live Once and I saw a skit with Jimmy Fallon and Chris Kattan selling Raspberries and they were singing "Raspberries For Gays" and then There was another one a long time ago with "When Fags Cry" And i heard somewhere that "Controversy" sounds like "Count Your Pussy" and it does actually sound like that...

High,

Thats a bit funny but didn't U already no that these titles r what Prince was originally going 2 name them?



Liquid

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[This message was edited Wed Feb 26 2:51:49 PST 2003 by IstenSzek]

And here are the lyrics to 'Dive In2 The Ass Fantastic'

World full of poppers,
City full of good trade - Dive!
Let's go under the covers,
I can get U in my behind - Come on, Dive!
All U need is a rubber and a 9 inch appendage,
Then we can spread the lube on,
Make it a good percentage - Dive!

Dive In2 The Ass Fantastic, Dive!

Now U can suck my cock, puppy.
The herpes went yesterday - Dive!
Now lick my balls, yeah it feels good, what'd U say? - Dive!
Turn around, let me lick yo bum,
This Daddy's gonna use his tongue - Dive!
What? U've bought a new thang? Dildo. Scandalous - Dive!

Ooh, that's painful - Dive In2 The Ass Fantastic, Dive!
Oh my lawd, Dive In2 The Ass Fantastic, Dive!

Get my fist inside yo behind

Butha got a harness on, ooh, know he's 2 Hot - Dive!
Brutha cummin - a patch has formed, what a lay - Stop!
If I had a butt-plug 2 far up my behind,
I'd sho' nuff jump and holla
And I'd sho' nuff act like a bitch for a while - Dive!

Everybody Dive In2 The Ass Fantastic

:LOL: Thanks for the laugh

Much Love,
LoLinex

Haystack, 'Dive in2 The Ass Fantastic' - sheer genius!!

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[This message was edited Wed Feb 26 2:52:13 PST 2003 by IstenSzek]

This has to be the funniest thread I've ever read in my life!

LOL

Thanks. Here's my small contribution:

The Continental = F@ck me gentle
NOW (do you really need an explanantion?)
7"
Pimp rag, tootsie pop and a bang
Tasty (was originally an NPG song and it was nasty!!!)
The Max = My A$$ (yo baby tell me where the parties at? u sing)
Universal Love = Universal Cum (How did I get in this predick-a-men? How did I get in this jam?)


Can't remember the rest of them right now. So many remixes, so little released.

Haystack should gay-up all of Prince's catalog.
[This message was edited Sat Aug 3 9:33:25 PDT 2002 by Aerogram]

Rainbow Flag Children
Muse 2 Ru Paul

ROCK HARD IN A FUNKY ASS

These were on AMP back in 97

when gays cry
just as long as we're gay
i'm gay (from i'm yours)
when we're dancing gay and slow
when u were gay
gay cab driver
sometimes i'm gay in april
girls&boys&gays
homosexuality
Darling nick
fagadelica
horny fag
gay life
lets pretend were fags
brother
Do me, Brian
dig u better gay
im gay therefore i am, i dont need you to tell me im a fag
vance waiting
faggot city
200 faggots
old fags 4 sale
Master..Thy Will Be Done
Billy Jack Off
Dinner with Danny
The Arms of Ryan
Christopher Tracy's Bedroom
Sometimes He Goes By April
Private Joey
Jack U Off (eh?)
If I was your Girlfriend (only applies when you fall for a straight guy!)
Daddy Bear
Trick of The Year
We Gets Up (hehe)
Face Down... oh
Slave... oh
One of Us oh
2 Fags United 4 West Compton
Rock Hard in a Funky Ass (hehe such nastiness..)
Fags In The Temple
Sign O' The Fags (that would be the rainbow flag)
Let's Go Homo
Dirty Queen
Raspberry Faggot
1969
My Name Is Princess
All The Homos Love You In New York
Around The World With A Gay
Pink Light
3 Chains O' Gold (With A Matching Bracelet)
Phagomone
Count The Gays
(and finally:)
Gays Of Wild

Aerogram said:

I'll work on it.

Haystack said:

ROFLMAO! Y'all some funny MoFo's up in here. This has been one of the bests threads in a while. Peace

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[This message was edited Sat Aug 3 12:13:54 PDT 2002 by Aerogram]

poplife1977 said:

LMAO

Willing 2 to do the ass Work

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

What about "Cock hard in a funky place"?

Some more out-takes;

My Love Is ForKevin
Little Red Rash
Daddy Poppers
Why U Wanna Eat Me So Bad?
Right Back Here In My Arse
Sexy Mincer
Gotta Broken Condom Again

:HAM: approval

This thread is so funny. Actually the straights here make better titles than the gays.
Now I gotta think about good titles myself, damn.

You guys are NUTS (no pun intended)

2 Fags United 4 More Condoms
1+1+1=Another Normal FridayNite
4 The Fear In Your Eyes (Vibrator Mix)
Baby Lick My Star
The Balls Of StMark
Bigger Than You Think
Cum 2 My House
Computer Hue
Daddy Hop
Damned If I Do (the Yer Too Damn Big Mix)
Prance On
Sit On It
Lubricant & Showers
Every Gay Is A Grinding Toad
A Boy And His Daddy
Have A Taste
Housegay
I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Men
International Shover
Journey 2 The Center Of Your Star
Bla, Bla, Bla, Me, Me, Me
Let's Jerk
Man "O" Star
Faghag's Kitchen
Next Time Wipe The KY Of Your Knickers
Others Here With Us (Dark Room Version)
Popper Life
The Rhythm Of Your Thrusts
The Second Cumming
He Gave His Butplug
Sugar Balls
Queens Wait 4 No One
Spreading Feast
When 2 R In Doug


I could also say ;Y Should I Go Fat When I Can Drink Piss? but that is too low down dirty, right?