As a straight dude I wanna give some respect to the gay brothers on the org. I think that prince should do a tribute album for the gay community. this is my idea of a good setlist (attention: sarcasm! dont sue me!). any more?

Side A.
- Christopher Streetday Parade
- Gay in the Sunshine
- Just another Sucker
- Chrystal Balls
- Sexy Brotherfucker
- Man without a Uniform
- Around the World with a Gay
- Fags on this Side
- Boy in Repetition

Side B.
- Let's pretend we're married
- Condition of the Fart
- We Can Fuck
- Let's have a baby (adopted mix)
- Hide the Boner
- (Lemme se yo Booty) Get loose!
- One of your Queers
- He loves Me 4 Me
- New Power Gay

soulpower said:

Hello Prince its me Nikki
I Wonder U must B a real Partyman.
I called U 4 17 Days U didn't answer your phone.Yes I did' Count The Days
I see your number is still 777-9311. How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore?
Because There's Something In The Water U drink. "Come On Don't Play Me,
I am Willing And Able 2 Push U 2 side 'U know
Its not like I B' all Dreamin' About U.
Darling Nikki keeps it 2gether
I am so Melody Cool
I am not the type 2 go all Delirious over U & our Strange Relationship'
& U know what, If I Was Your Girlfriend' God!
U would probably gave me a Crucial Head ache!
or high blood pressure or some kind of Condition Of The Heart from all your Silly Games!
The Human Body could take but so much you know.
However I Feel For You though, cuz Wherever U Go, Whatever U Do
4 The Rest Of Your Life It will B N The Morning Papers
I don't want that Controversy Forever In My Life. I got The Good Life Prince"
Power Fantastic no Chaos And Disorder here! I just Live 4 Love & not for Crazy U
don't laugh Prince, "I No U think I'm crazy.
I can show U just how crazy I can get, What U say U 2! oh yeah'
well Lets go Crazy! Let get nuts & not a Little Red Corvette crazy,
nah' lets take it there like Sometimes It Snows In April crazy!
Damn U Prince! I really thought U was An Honest Man & as
4 The Tears In Your Eyes, can't chu Gett Off It', I mean really can't chu just Letitgo
I'm not gonna fall 4 your pathetic Lies not this time Chistopher.
What chu' mean Do You Lie? Hell yeah U do! It's Automatic Baby
I don't know why U won't Just Let a girl know The Truth
if U R trying 2 B Somebody's Somebody or Get Yo Groove On Uptown.
Is this why you went Solo and didn't Take Me With U.
I'm Dead On It right! oh yeah I heard about the Big Fun U had Mr. Happy.
Chillin at A Love Bizarre. "did U find The Greatest Romance Ever Sold.
Fool" don't U know I Rock, Therefore I Am
The Most Beautiful Girl in the World you better step
Into The Light! and stop acting like some
Curious Child before U end up being an old friend for sale!
Oh yeah, remember Sarah, umm hum well She Spoke 2 Me
tellin me how U had Dinner With Delores
"Prince that Nasty Girl! what chu mean just a little Starfish & Coffee
Just shut up already damn! Shhh! Cuz U just Scandalous
I see U still like to Parade & Sleep Around town. Dont U know that Sexual Suicide.
& don't think 4 1 second that I Would Die 4 U, cuz honey I aint The One Trust me.
But I Wish U Heaven though, "What ever Prince" I have to go now U making my phone card run out, & besides it time to water the Elephants And Flowers & feed the Dolphin
umm hum I will Goodbye

soulpower said:

This is funny as hell. WHy should gays get an album made for them? THey listent o the same music that straight people listen to. Ridiculous concept but funny anyway

soulpower said:

You're a riot.

BLACKMF said:

of course its a ridiculous concept. I just couldnt resist messin with the song titles...

Aerogram said:

how cum?

Hide the boner..LOL...inspired stuff! Why not just give them the entire Diamonds and Pearls album?!

- Gay in the Sunshine
- Just another Sucker
- Chrystal Balls
- Sexy Brotherfucker
- Man without a Uniform
- Around the World with a Gay


witty, witty..


I'm curious to see how many of our gay orgers will appreciate this humor, though..

mltijchr said:

I know my sense of humor sometimes goes beyond the borderline... but hey, its a good laughter every day which would make the world a better place. besides, I dont think I have been insulting anybody. if I did, I apologize

I guess thats why he made TRC cd, for the straight community. Some of your titles were funny. A cd where you don't have to change the titles would be fine also:

If I was Your Girlfriend
Strange Relationship
How Come u Don't Call Me Anymore
Let's Work
Controversy
Violet the Organ Grinder
Adore
I Wanna Be Your Lover
Free
I love U But I don't Trust U Anymore
Head
Damn U
When 2 are in Love
Jack u Off
Slow Love
Dirty Mind

I could go on

I know this was just a joke but please don't think Prince just writes 'straight' songs for 'straight' people

And now, for the straight community...

- The Dated Fashion
- Just how long have we been together
- Intersuburbanite Lover
- Let's pretend we're divorced
- In a small room with the ol' ball n chain
- She loves Me 4 my ability to bring a paycheck home and put the toilet seat down
- I so could take the place of your man
- Another Costly Christmas
- Trailer Park
- Same Position
- Something in the in-laws (Does not Compute)
- Let's have yet another baby
[This message was edited Fri Aug 2 12:11:45 PDT 2002 by Aerogram]

Back to us queens...

Dive In2 The Ass Fantastic
Purple Head
We March
1 + 1 + 1 Is An Open Relationship
Until You're Up My Ass Again
Jam Of The Queer
Cream Factory
Gays Of The World
Make Your Daddy Happy
Bite The Other Side Of The Pillow
Horny Tony
He's Always In My Hairy Chest
Muse 2 The Fairy
Friend Of Dorothy Parker
Starfist Then Coffee
Penis De Milo
Anotherloverenyohole

Haystack said:

Haystack said:

Oh my-fucking-gawd LOL!

Under Your Hairy Moon

Pearl Jam Of The Year

I Love U, But I Won't Fist U Anymore

Face Down (with my face in a pillow)

Alexa De Penis

Gett Off (in my ass)

Shockadicklicka

- Fairy Mind
- I wanna be your fluffer
- Do me Bobby
- All the Perverts Love U At The Spa
- Beefy Cab Driver
- If I did your boyfriend
- Slave 2 the fist 'em
- The Basket of Timothy Pecker
- Rod Thing
- Campi

soulpower said:

knowing you're straight makes this about as funny as a
Jewish comic doing his impression of a Chinese guy with
squinty eyes and buck teeth. I dunno. Ethnic humor just bugs me
when it comes from outside the race being joked on. I have the
same problem with Martin Lawrence doing his white-boy thing.
I just feel theres' a twinge of mean-spiritedness involved.

However, HAYSTACK's list was funny as hell.
I just can't explain it any further. Don't ask

?:

Thanks anyway for inspiring a humorous thread.

jthad1129 said:

You are so on point. The sexual ambiguity of pre-symbol Prince was always part of his allure. ^5
[This message was edited Fri Aug 2 14:17:18 PDT 2002 by PFunkjazz]

Haystack

ya got me rollin

open relationship

you had me at hello



i hear ya Pfunk

PFunkjazz said:

Like your sig says...

soulpower said:

for what you wrote here, an apology would hardly be necessary. Some people, you know, are just very sensitive & can't laugh at themselves. What you did here was tongue-in-cheek, basically; no intent to harm, really. anyone who'd be that sensitive (most or all of the time) has less credibility, because when something really offensive goes down, most people would see that person as just whining again..

Aerogram said:

This was the funniest shit I've seen on here in some time!!

My theme song...Rock Hard in A Funky Place

Correction...Rock Hard in A funky Face

Melon Crush (For all you sadists out there)
Money Don't Matter tonight (or last night for that matter)
Wham U
In This Bed I Cream
Darling Ricki
BATman
Purple Pain (For the leather community)

Another Suggestion...Rock Hard in Chucky's face

Horny Tony.

Now THAT'S funny.

Come On
2gether
A Love Bizarre
Feel U Up

I love u in me!!!

Brother with a purpose
horny pony
cream
gett off
clockin the jizz
superfunkyorgangraidersexy

"We Can Fuck" track does exist