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Prince, Larry, JWGMC & 'Jehovah Rain' - the real reason for the NPGMC shut down! Secretly tapped phone conversation between Larry Graham and Prince, Sunday 2nd July 2006
Phone rings at Prince's new Hollywood Home and is answered by Prince... Prince: Speak. Larry: Hayeeeeh, hows it going Little Bro! Hail Jehovah! P: Oh hi Larry, yeah things R going well considering this system of things. Hail Jehovah. L: I haven't seen you down at the Kingdom Hall for a while. You been ill or sumthin' Little Bro? P: Erm... no... eye've been kind of busy. L: Too busy to worship the mighty Jah!? P: Well U know eye've got a new album 2 promote and... L: Oh yeah, that 32 23 one. Have to say Little Bro, the guys down at the Kingdom Hall aren't too keen on some of those lyrics you're puttin' down... P: Did eye mention eye've sent this month's Watchtower cheque. L: Oh well, I'm sure the old guys down at the hall will eventually be digging that black blood groove then. P: Anyway Larry, didn't they listen 2 'The Word' and 'Get on the Boat' - those cuts are full of the joy of Jehovah! L: Hummmm... I dunno Little Bro, I think they're not really getting the message across about the almighty Jehovah - they're too vague and cryptic... P: But Cryptic is my thing Larry. Y say something in a straight forward and understandable way when U can speak in riddles. Have U ever heard 7? L: Seven what? P: Never mind. L: Listen Little Bro, me and the guys just feel that seeming as you're not doing the door to door thing anymore, that maybe you could get the word across in another way. P: Eye don't know what else eye can do Larry. Eye mention Jehovah at any given opportunity possible as it is. L: Well me and the guys have come up with a real funky idea which we're sure you're gonna love Little Bro. P: This isn't the 'Jehovah Rain' movie idea of Ur's again is it? I told U, Warner Bro aren't digging it... L: No, No, No, it's better than that. We want you to close down your website. P: What! L: No wait listen. We want you to start a new site which will be a kind of off-shoot of an existing site. P: What site? L: Don't worry Little Bro, I'm gettin' to that. We also think its time you changed the name of it as well. P: Eye've only just won a webby for... L: Never mind your wedgy, what have I told you about false idols! Look, it's going be great Little Bro! With this new site you'll be able to sell your music and preach the truth even more directly and openly than ever before. This system's going down Little Bro! P: Ok Larry, anything you believe is true. 
...not coming to a cinema near you soon, 'Jehovah Rain'...  Spoof movie poster for 'Jehova Rain' © 2006 Reverend "Everybody want what they don't got..." | |
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 I knew a girl named Nikki. | |
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lol...now ithink i need a   TALK GUITAR TALK | |
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yeah...this is funny....saw it on housequake | |
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Oh my, oh my, oh my 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorI can almost hear that convo
Gotta admit, that shit is funny ****Prince has banished them INTO the REAL world****.
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 Hail Jehovah! | |
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So when DID it become acceptable to ridicule ANYONEs faith? | |
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origmnd said: So when DID it become acceptable to ridicule ANYONEs faith?
I thought the same thing. | |
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origmnd said: So when DID it become acceptable to ridicule ANYONEs faith?
About the same time it became acceptable to ridicule anyone's ridiculous, nonsensical, mythological superstitions. ...and also around the same time that people were first killed in the name of religious 'faith'. [Edited 7/8/06 17:14pm] "Everybody want what they don't got..." | |
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Reverend said: Secretly tapped phone conversation between Larry Graham and Prince, Sunday 2nd July 2006
Phone rings at Prince's new Hollywood Home and is answered by Prince... Prince: Speak. Larry: Hayeeeeh, hows it going Little Bro! Hail Jehovah! P: Oh hi Larry, yeah things R going well considering this system of things. Hail Jehovah. L: I haven't seen you down at the Kingdom Hall for a while. You been ill or sumthin' Little Bro? P: Erm... no... eye've been kind of busy. L: Too busy to worship the mighty Jah!? P: Well U know eye've got a new album 2 promote and... L: Oh yeah, that 32 23 one. Have to say Little Bro, the guys down at the Kingdom Hall aren't too keen on some of those lyrics you're puttin' down... P: Did eye mention eye've sent this month's Watchtower cheque. L: Oh well, I'm sure the old guys down at the hall will eventually be digging that black blood groove then. P: Anyway Larry, didn't they listen 2 'The Word' and 'Get on the Boat' - those cuts are full of the joy of Jehovah! L: Hummmm... I dunno Little Bro, I think they're not really getting the message across about the almighty Jehovah - they're too vague and cryptic... P: But Cryptic is my thing Larry. Y say something in a straight forward and understandable way when U can speak in riddles. Have U ever heard 7? L: Seven what? P: Never mind. L: Listen Little Bro, me and the guys just feel that seeming as you're not doing the door to door thing anymore, that maybe you could get the word across in another way. P: Eye don't know what else eye can do Larry. Eye mention Jehovah at any given opportunity possible as it is. L: Well me and the guys have come up with a real funky idea which we're sure you're gonna love Little Bro. P: This isn't the 'Jehovah Rain' movie idea of Ur's again is it? I told U, Warner Bro aren't digging it... L: No, No, No, it's better than that. We want you to close down your website. P: What! L: No wait listen. We want you to start a new site which will be a kind of off-shoot of an existing site. P: What site? L: Don't worry Little Bro, I'm gettin' to that. We also think its time you changed the name of it as well. P: Eye've only just won a webby for... L: Never mind your wedgy, what have I told you about false idols! Look, it's going be great Little Bro! With this new site you'll be able to sell your music and preach the truth even more directly and openly than ever before. This system's going down Little Bro! P: Ok Larry, anything you believe is true.
...not coming to a cinema near you soon, 'Jehovah Rain'... Spoof movie poster for 'Jehova Rain' © 2006 Reverend  | |
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That was funny I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that | |
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Reverend said: origmnd said: So when DID it become acceptable to ridicule ANYONEs faith?
About the same time it became acceptable to ridicule anyone's ridiculous, nonsensical, mythological superstitions. ...and also around the same time that people were first killed in the name of religious 'faith'. [Edited 7/8/06 17:14pm] U must like it when someone doesnt like the color of your hair? Maybe they'll douse u and ignite u for something so nonsensical. | |
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origmnd said: Reverend said: About the same time it became acceptable to ridicule anyone's ridiculous, nonsensical, mythological superstitions. ...and also around the same time that people were first killed in the name of religious 'faith'. [Edited 7/8/06 17:14pm] U must like it when someone doesnt like the color of your hair? Maybe they'll douse u and ignite u for something so nonsensical. Come on!... At least try and make sense! Prince maybe able to (just about) pull off this cryptic sh*t but you're really not doing a very good job of it. You do kind of raise one good point though, if i were to live in certain countries and dare to speak out of turn about certain 'faiths', then yes, I probably would run the risk of being 'doused and ignited' in the name of their god. I guess your the kind of person who'd like to see that happen in western society as well. "Everybody want what they don't got..." | |
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mah-velous! | |
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So where do I sign up at? | |
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Even God has a sense of humor... and when I say God I don't mean Prince. | |
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