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When I am dead.. It will be so much fun! (Well not really for my nearest and dearest) but there will be a really big Prince party Funeral!
I'm not trying to sound sicko but I am so excited! I will have perfect makeup, a really beautiful long red dress, red flowers and balloons and everyone will have a ball. Prince music will continually flow, in the church, everywhere whether people like it or not - they will have no choice 'cos it will be my dying wish. I may even use all my hard earned money to pay for Prince to come and play for me, and he probably will because he will feel it is his duty to say goodbye to his greatest fan! Everyone at the org is invited but you will have to bring a bottle because I may have blown my budget by then! All my friends and family will become great fans afterwards So I will rest in peace and happiness. I did not know whether to return my Prince music to His Nibs himself, because that is where it belongs or I may be buried with my walkman, all my CD's and some extra strong Duracell batteries. Do you think there will be internet access in Heaven? Peace and love to you all. Look out for those Red Invitations. Party on man! | |
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i totally approve of this plan. i see no reason why prince wouldn't jump at the chance to attend and play at your funeral. in fact, you should arrange to have yourself hooked up to marionette strings attached to a sliding overhead hoist so that, when prince begins playing, you can pop on up outta your coffin and hit the dance floor with all the funeral guests!! imagine their surprise and delight!!! | |
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XxAxX said: i totally approve of this plan. i see no reason why prince wouldn't jump at the chance to attend and play at your funeral. in fact, you should arrange to have yourself hooked up to marionette strings attached to a sliding overhead hoist so that, when prince begins playing, you can pop on up outta your coffin and hit the dance floor with all the funeral guests!! imagine their surprise and delight!!!
That has got to be the funniest shit I've heard in yonks.  Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: When Im dead, It will be so much fun!
Not for you it wont. You would be more green than red. http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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XxAxX said: i totally approve of this plan. i see no reason why prince wouldn't jump at the chance to attend and play at your funeral. in fact, you should arrange to have yourself hooked up to marionette strings attached to a sliding overhead hoist so that, when prince begins playing, you can pop on up outta your coffin and hit the dance floor with all the funeral guests!! imagine their surprise and delight!!!
Yes! That's great - get a director, filmaker and shit and it can be his next great video! What a sell out! 
P.s. Larry is NOT invited! | |
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and you could have one of your hands taped to the drinks dispenser so that you'd be fillling up folk's cups as they filed by your coffin to get a last look at you. and you could also have the chip bowl resting on your stomach or something, so folks could reach in and scoop out handfuls of their favorite edibles. just a suggestion | |
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GoldiesParade said: REDFEATHERS said: When Im dead, It will be so much fun!
Not for you it wont. You would be more green than red. I will throw loads and loads of fake tan on me before it happens, so I will have that suntan glow about me. Of course my lipstick will be red. The guests may be green. 
I will be fresh and still a bit warm! have you not seen what wonders they are doing 'Six Feet Under'. I will have a hot water bottle strapped in my knickers, so don't worry about getting any frost bite. I can hardly say no!  | |
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Oh lord. RedFeathers must be a fam! Just get cremated and sprinkle your ashes over Paisley Park instead... | |
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CarrieLee said: Oh lord. RedFeathers must be a fam! Just get cremated and sprinkle your ashes over Paisley Park instead...
WHAT? Cremated? Have you smelled the smell of burning feathers? Please NO!  | |
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CarrieLee said: Oh lord. RedFeathers must be a fam! Just get cremated and sprinkle your ashes over Paisley Park instead...
Prince could them on his purple roses. [This message was edited Wed Jul 31 12:01:35 PDT 2002 by GoldiesParade] http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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XxAxX said: and you could have one of your hands taped to the drinks dispenser so that you'd be fillling up folk's cups as they filed by your coffin to get a last look at you. and you could also have the chip bowl resting on your stomach or something, so folks could reach in and scoop out handfuls of their favorite edibles. just a suggestion
Purlease! I will not be a waitress at my own funeral you sad bastard! Who do you think you are? People will be paid to do that shit! 
Although I might steal the chip bowl! Yeah!  | |
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GoldiesParade said: CarrieLee said: Oh lord. RedFeathers must be a fam! Just get cremated and sprinkle your ashes over Paisley Park instead...
Prince could them on his purple roses. [This message was edited Wed Jul 31 12:01:35 PDT 2002 by GoldiesParade] What? Prince could them? You mean sprinkle, naah I'm too good for that! If I was cremated, Prince would have to walk over my hot ashes to prove his love to me and show that he is a true JW! | |
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And everyone will give me 5 stars for this thread 'cos its me doing the hard work and me who will suffer, come on share them out! | |
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alright, I gave you a 1... for effort of course | |
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CarrieLee said: alright, I gave you a 1... for effort of course
Thank you CarrieLee, it must have been very painful for you to do that as you are very cruel, calling me a FAM and all that! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: CarrieLee said: alright, I gave you a 1... for effort of course
Thank you CarrieLee, it must have been very painful for you to do that as you are very cruel, calling me a FAM and all that! Oh get over it already!  | |
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i apologize for my last suggestion regarding food service. i see now that such a tactic might be considered less than 'tasteful'. and you're right, people will expect some food service. maybe prince would consider serving the snacks, while he's not up onstage playing. couldn't hurt to ask him, anyway.
REDFEATHERS said: XxAxX said: and you could have one of your hands taped to the drinks dispenser so that you'd be fillling up folk's cups as they filed by your coffin to get a last look at you. and you could also have the chip bowl resting on your stomach or something, so folks could reach in and scoop out handfuls of their favorite edibles. just a suggestion
Purlease! I will not be a waitress at my own funeral you sad bastard! Who do you think you are? People will be paid to do that shit!
Although I might steal the chip bowl! Yeah! | |
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CarrieLee said: REDFEATHERS said: CarrieLee said: alright, I gave you a 1... for effort of course
Thank you CarrieLee, it must have been very painful for you to do that as you are very cruel, calling me a FAM and all that! Oh get over it already! Oh Ok, I'm over it. U R coming? Not in the sexual sense but to my party? I'm coming at the thought of it! 
one more star please!
Will you be my bouncer and shoot anyone with your gun who arrives and is not invited? See above. | |
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XxAxX said: i apologize for my last suggestion regarding food service. i see now that such a tactic might be considered less than 'tasteful'. and you're right, people will expect some food service. maybe prince would consider serving the snacks, while he's not up onstage playing. couldn't hurt to ask him, anyway.
REDFEATHERS said: XxAxX said: and you could have one of your hands taped to the drinks dispenser so that you'd be fillling up folk's cups as they filed by your coffin to get a last look at you. and you could also have the chip bowl resting on your stomach or something, so folks could reach in and scoop out handfuls of their favorite edibles. just a suggestion
Purlease! I will not be a waitress at my own funeral you sad bastard! Who do you think you are? People will be paid to do that shit!
Although I might steal the chip bowl! Yeah! you just don't understand, do you? Prince will be poking me during the interval... | |
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Well I thought this was going well and all of a sudden it stopped?
Hello? Can anyone hear me? I am not dead yet! Woah I've just walked through a wall... that was freaky shit. Come back! We have plans to make and really choreograph this properly. was that spelt right? Shit! I've no friends.  | |
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XxAxX said: i apologize for my last suggestion regarding food service. i see now that such a tactic might be considered less than 'tasteful'. and you're right, people will expect some food service. maybe prince would consider serving the snacks, while he's not up onstage playing. couldn't hurt to ask him, anyway.
REDFEATHERS said: XxAxX said: and you could have one of your hands taped to the drinks dispenser so that you'd be fillling up folk's cups as they filed by your coffin to get a last look at you. and you could also have the chip bowl resting on your stomach or something, so folks could reach in and scoop out handfuls of their favorite edibles. just a suggestion
Purlease! I will not be a waitress at my own funeral you sad bastard! Who do you think you are? People will be paid to do that shit!
Although I might steal the chip bowl! Yeah! XxAxx--the only issue I have with your suggestion, my dear, is that you might violate some health codes, thus incurring a fine and/or jail time!  | |
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CarrieLee said: REDFEATHERS said: CarrieLee said: alright, I gave you a 1... for effort of course
Thank you CarrieLee, it must have been very painful for you to do that as you are very cruel, calling me a FAM and all that! Oh get over it already! LOL, Love it--CarrieCeeLee's back with a great attitude: Feisty! | |
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AnotherLoverHoleinYoHead said: XxAxX said: i apologize for my last suggestion regarding food service. i see now that such a tactic might be considered less than 'tasteful'. and you're right, people will expect some food service. maybe prince would consider serving the snacks, while he's not up onstage playing. couldn't hurt to ask him, anyway.
REDFEATHERS said: XxAxX said: and you could have one of your hands taped to the drinks dispenser so that you'd be fillling up folk's cups as they filed by your coffin to get a last look at you. and you could also have the chip bowl resting on your stomach or something, so folks could reach in and scoop out handfuls of their favorite edibles. just a suggestion
Purlease! I will not be a waitress at my own funeral you sad bastard! Who do you think you are? People will be paid to do that shit!
Although I might steal the chip bowl! Yeah! XxAxx--the only issue I have with your suggestion, my dear, is that you might violate some health codes, thus incurring a fine and/or jail time! I will be around friends, no one will mind! | |
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You know REDFEATHERS, I think I know how I can help.
I'm gonna put you in touch with asiam at the Download Society. I think they will be able to help you out as they are familiar with people who die and then come back again...and again...and again... Just don't start talking funny! | |
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2the9s said: You know REDFEATHERS, I think I know how I can help.
I'm gonna put you in touch with asiam at the Download Society. I think they will be able to help you out as they are familiar with people who die and then come back again...and again...and again... Just don't start talking funny! kjawheraewhr? jhdij! hfuhueyu!!! JHDU! | |
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When I am dead..
It will be so much fun! (Well not really for my nearest and dearest) but there will be a really big Prince party Funeral! I'm not trying to sound sicko but I am so excited! I will have perfect makeup, a really beautiful long red dress, red flowers and balloons and everyone will have a ball. Prince music will continually flow, in the church, everywhere whether people like it or not - they will have no choice 'cos it will be my dying wish. I may even use all my hard earned money to pay for Prince to come and play for me, and he probably will because he will feel it is his duty to say goodbye to his greatest fan! Everyone at the org is invited but you will have to bring a bottle because I may have blown my budget by then! All my friends and family will become great fans afterwards So I will rest in peace and happiness. I did not know whether to return my Prince music to His Nibs himself, because that is where it belongs or I may be buried with my walkman, all my CD's and some extra strong Duracell batteries. Do you think there will be internet access in Heaven? Peace and love to you all. Look out for those Red Invitations. Party on man! sounds cool to me redfeathers! So when do you think this will happen and where will your funeral be held? ... I can put the date in my agenda then...and won't forget! You are not my "friend" because you threaten my security. | |
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Abrazo said: When I am dead..
It will be so much fun! (Well not really for my nearest and dearest) but there will be a really big Prince party Funeral! I'm not trying to sound sicko but I am so excited! I will have perfect makeup, a really beautiful long red dress, red flowers and balloons and everyone will have a ball. Prince music will continually flow, in the church, everywhere whether people like it or not - they will have no choice 'cos it will be my dying wish. I may even use all my hard earned money to pay for Prince to come and play for me, and he probably will because he will feel it is his duty to say goodbye to his greatest fan! Everyone at the org is invited but you will have to bring a bottle because I may have blown my budget by then! All my friends and family will become great fans afterwards So I will rest in peace and happiness. I did not know whether to return my Prince music to His Nibs himself, because that is where it belongs or I may be buried with my walkman, all my CD's and some extra strong Duracell batteries. Do you think there will be internet access in Heaven? Peace and love to you all. Look out for those Red Invitations. Party on man! sounds cool to me redfeathers! So when do you think this will happen and where will your funeral be held? ... I can put the date in my agenda then...and won't forget! I hope not too far away, 'cos I can't wait - the sooner the better, especially as I am still looking real good. Will keep you posted.
And for all out there who haven't bothered looking at this thread - you will miss the party! Spread the word!!! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I hope not too far away, 'cos I can't wait
- the sooner the better, especially as I am still looking real good. Will keep you posted.
And for all out there who haven't bothered looking at this thread - you will miss the party! Spread the word!!! you know what you should do? declare yourself dead spiritually and then come back as a dolphin... or as whatever you would like... just like prince did... it works everytime! this time you can die and live again and again... you know? and then WE, the orgers can party again and again and again! You are not my "friend" because you threaten my security. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: XxAxX said: i apologize for my last suggestion regarding food service. i see now that such a tactic might be considered less than 'tasteful'. and you're right, people will expect some food service. maybe prince would consider serving the snacks, while he's not up onstage playing. couldn't hurt to ask him, anyway.
REDFEATHERS said: XxAxX said: and you could have one of your hands taped to the drinks dispenser so that you'd be fillling up folk's cups as they filed by your coffin to get a last look at you. and you could also have the chip bowl resting on your stomach or something, so folks could reach in and scoop out handfuls of their favorite edibles. just a suggestion
Purlease! I will not be a waitress at my own funeral you sad bastard! Who do you think you are? People will be paid to do that shit!
Although I might steal the chip bowl! Yeah! you just don't understand, do you? Prince will be poking me during the interval... oh my. i thought you would be dead, at the funeral and all, y'know. i think you'd have to pay prince a bit extra for the, um, additional service during the interval. | |
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Abrazo said: REDFEATHERS said: I hope not too far away, 'cos I can't wait
- the sooner the better, especially as I am still looking real good. Will keep you posted.
And for all out there who haven't bothered looking at this thread - you will miss the party! Spread the word!!! you know what you should do? declare yourself dead spiritually and then come back as a dolphin... or as whatever you would like... just like prince did... it works everytime! this time you can die and live again and again... you know? and then WE, the orgers can party again and again and again! Did you know that Dolphins are the only mammals that have sex for enjoyment as well as for breeding? Yeah! I'll be a dolphin. | |
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