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Prince Goes Shopping Have you ever seen Prince shopping in a supermarket? Do you think he can pick out a nice juicy melon from a bad one. Does he save coupons to get money off his bill?
Does he ride on the trolley and whizz down the supermarket lanes and do spins and stunts? Does he pop into Kmart and look through the bargain bins? Where does he buy his CD's? Does he 'fill her up' at a petrol/gas station? Prince! If you don't do any of these anymore think of the fun you are missing out on!  | |
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I know he 'fills her up' himself.
He mentioned in an interview ones, that he went to a supermarket, but after a few minutes he had a few hundered people following him. That kinda was the end of his shopping carreer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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REDFEATHERS said: Have you ever seen Prince shopping in a supermarket? Do you think he can pick out a nice juicy melon from a bad one. Does he save coupons to get money off his bill?
Does he ride on the trolley and whizz down the supermarket lanes and do spins and stunts? Does he pop into Kmart and look through the bargain bins? Where does he buy his CD's? Does he 'fill her up' at a petrol/gas station? Prince! If you don't do any of these anymore think of the fun you are missing out on! Does Prince (like a child) sit in the trolley himself and get 1 of his minders 2 push the trolley around 4 him? Does Prince (like me) "eye up" the female SuperMarket workers while suggestively placing a can o' beans in the basket? Does Prince wonder around retardly like C-3PO, muttering utter cow bollox that could be mistaken 4 Welsh, headbutting every til he walks past and attacking the Organic range of vegetables with jars of Mango and Chutney believing them 2 be rabid space aliens from the planet Zoink who were armed and dangerous?? We may never know. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: REDFEATHERS said: Have you ever seen Prince shopping in a supermarket? Do you think he can pick out a nice juicy melon from a bad one. Does he save coupons to get money off his bill?
Does he ride on the trolley and whizz down the supermarket lanes and do spins and stunts? Does he pop into Kmart and look through the bargain bins? Where does he buy his CD's? Does he 'fill her up' at a petrol/gas station? Prince! If you don't do any of these anymore think of the fun you are missing out on! [color=blue:01f6a39e2e:817b24efe5]Does Prince (like a child) sit in the trolley himself and get 1 of his minders 2 push the trolley around 4 him? Does Prince (like me) "eye up" the female SuperMarket workers while suggestively placing a can o' beans in the basket? Does Prince wonder around retardly like C-3PO, muttering utter cow bollox that could be mistaken 4 Welsh, headbutting every til he walks past and attacking the Organic range of vegetables with jars of Mango and Chutney believing them 2 be rabid space aliens from the planet Zoink who were armed and dangerous?? We may never know. Yes, he does these things... He has also been seen at the front of the store sobbing, asking the attendant to page Larry to the front when he was lost... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: SexLovely said: REDFEATHERS said: Have you ever seen Prince shopping in a supermarket? Do you think he can pick out a nice juicy melon from a bad one. Does he save coupons to get money off his bill?
Does he ride on the trolley and whizz down the supermarket lanes and do spins and stunts? Does he pop into Kmart and look through the bargain bins? Where does he buy his CD's? Does he 'fill her up' at a petrol/gas station? Prince! If you don't do any of these anymore think of the fun you are missing out on! [color=blue:01f6a39e2e:817b24efe5:2e7c82c227]Does Prince (like a child) sit in the trolley himself and get 1 of his minders 2 push the trolley around 4 him? Does Prince (like me) "eye up" the female SuperMarket workers while suggestively placing a can o' beans in the basket? Does Prince wonder around retardly like C-3PO, muttering utter cow bollox that could be mistaken 4 Welsh, headbutting every til he walks past and attacking the Organic range of vegetables with jars of Mango and Chutney believing them 2 be rabid space aliens from the planet Zoink who were armed and dangerous?? We may never know. Yes, he does these things... He has also been seen at the front of the store sobbing, asking the attendant to page Larry to the front when he was lost... Or stand at the cashier with a huge queue behind him tutting at him while he is trying to explain that he really HAS left his purse at home.. | |
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Way to get back on the horse that threw you RED!
But I can't help but think that maybe you should edit your post to include, "Have you ever seen Prince at the post office?" I think that is something we can all relate to and it would give your thread that added punch! Whaddya say?  | |
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2the9s said: Way to get back on the horse that threw you RED!
But I can't help but think that maybe you should edit your post to include, "Have you ever seen Prince at the post office?" I think that is something we can all relate to and it would give your thread that added punch! Whaddya say? Can you come and wipe my ass when I go to the loo, and advise me how many sugars I should have in my coffe, and whether to use featherlite, extra ribbed or banana flavoured johnnies? Please help! my life has been at a standstill before I had you! Will Prince queue up at the post office at 65 to collect his pension? | |
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he hits the supermarket on the edge of town at midnight and stocks up on veal. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Can you come and wipe my ass when I go to the loo, and advise me how many sugars I should have in my coffe, and whether to use featherlite, extra ribbed or banana flavoured johnnies? Please help! my life has been at a standstill before I had you!
Will Prince queue up at the post office at 65 to collect his pension? Hmmm, you seem bitter. I just thought I'd help you out again. I thought we made a pretty great team on that ghost thread! | |
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2the9s said: REDFEATHERS said: Can you come and wipe my ass when I go to the loo, and advise me how many sugars I should have in my coffe, and whether to use featherlite, extra ribbed or banana flavoured johnnies? Please help! my life has been at a standstill before I had you!
Will Prince queue up at the post office at 65 to collect his pension? Hmmm, you seem bitter. I just thought I'd help you out again. I thought we made a pretty great team on that ghost thread! Yeah and made me look a right dick in the process! (Thinks abit...)Should we start our own Org? | |
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If he goes shopping, does het take Larry with him to get the items on the high shelves? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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ChocolateInvasion said: If he goes shopping, does het take Larry with him to get the items on the high shelves?
No he climbs up them! | |
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He has to take of his shoes then, because you can't climb with those heels.
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ChocolateInvasion said: He has to take of his shoes then, because you can't climb with those heels.
Should be a kewl site... he doesn't wear shoes, they are really painted on | |
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Saw him at K-Mart
As we consider this crime, WE KICKED HIS BUTT He did not wear any underwear either, but THAT we forgave him. | |
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