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The Ballad of Battier Fair maiden... Oh, young child of such innocence...
Such virtue which arrives in so young and curious a most unlikely cauldron... So young you are, yet so shrill thy quip and keen thy sagacity You’ve barely shed your first womanly blood... Yet your razor sharp wit which wields such potent lucidity well beyond your few precious yet meager years... speaks the Shining Truth to the old, the flatulent, the sagging, hammered and mal-developed mind of the Loser Bitch whose name we dare not speak... Oh, Battier... Oh, Battier, like a great beacon of justice your valor shines... Young waif... To thee we owe our most heart-felt thanks Since Joan of Arc have Men not known such grace!! ----------------------------
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I'm so flattered.  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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This is quite good.
Bill's back. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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