One day, a man walked into the produce section of his local
supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The
boy working in that department told him that they only sold
whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy
ask his manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
"Some jerk out there wants to buy only half a head of
lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find
the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this
gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager found the boy and said "I was impressed
with the way you got yourself out of that situation
earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where
are you from, son?"
"Minnesota, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Minnesota," the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey
players up there."
"Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Minnesota!"

The boy replied, "No kidding? What team did she play for?

Don't you just hate it when nobody replies to a thread you started?



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[This message was edited Tue Jul 30 15:08:30 PDT 2002 by lovemachine]

hehehehe

That's a good one. I am laughing.

lovemachine said:

Actually it's funnier that a numb nuts loser like
yourself had to make that point on a thread called JOKE.
Either you get the joke or you don't.


I ain't mad @cha, but I am laffin' @cha.

PFunkjazz said:

Laughing at me?...Ummm...yeah okay sure.

I've read your posts and I'm not impressed with your pseudo knowledge.

for you. Who wouldn't have gotten or have heard that old joke?

That's a good one! I'll have to tell my friends!

That's a good one! I'll have to tell my friends!

where's my gun?

lovemachine said:

I guess you miss the point.
No one's trying to "impress" anyone.
You take it as you find it.
If you can use it cool; comment and move on.

for you. Isn't it nice that some folks laughed? :lol

PFunkjazz said:

Just so you are aware my original post was not meant to poke fun at you. I was commenting on the fact that you took the time to type out a joke and after 4 hours it had like 75 views and no responses. I think this is sad that the org has turned into a vast wasteland where threads go unnoticed.

But then you went and called me a "numb nuts loser" so I took to the offensive.

lovemachine said:

Indeed, "Attack" mode was on. I apologize.

PFunkjazz said:

this shit is FUNNY!!!