We may consider ourselves "fams," but how well do we really know Prince? Do we truly implement him into our daily lives? What more can we learn & share? Join me, brothers and sisters, in this mutual discovery...

• If Prince were a tree, would you run up and hump his bark?
  
  
• If Prince walked into a Home Depot, what would be the first thing he purchased?
  
  
• If Prince soiled his buttless trousers, what would be grosser than that? Seriously, that'd be fucking gross!!!
  
  
• If Prince got all shrunken down and shit like in that movie Honey, I Shrunk the Kids where that bee chased those kids and then the kids jumped on the bee and rode the bee around the yard, what the fuck would he do?
  
  
• Does Prince recycle?
  
  
• Which Leprechaun film is his favorite?
  

If Prince were a tree I'd make out with him like Mary Catherine Gallagher did in "Superstar"

If Prince walked into Home Depot he would buy a piece of wood because he is a carpenter.

If Prince soiled his buttless pants I would smear them all over 2the9s.

If Prince was being chased by the bee, wait, he wouldn't be chased because he would have converted the bee to a Jehovah and the bee would then worship him.

Prince does recycle, he told me.

Leprechaun? Prince doesn't like Leprechauns, he told me.

CarrieLee said:[quote]

If Prince was being chased by the bee, wait, he wouldn't be chased because he would have converted the bee to a Jehovah and the bee would then worship him.

It should be Jehovah's Witness or JW. I'm just clearing that up because you said 'he would have converted the bee to a Jehovah and the bee would then worship him'.

Jehovah is the name of God. If you replace Jehovah with the word God in your sentence this is what it sounds like, 'he would have converted the bee to a God and the bee would then worship him'.

It doesn't sound right.

devilman said:[quote]

CarrieLee said:

Alright alright smarty pants!!

If Prince was a tree, I would cut him down and build a bridge out of him... there are no creeks, rivers, lakes or canyons on my property, but I would still build a bridge out of him.

If Prince walked into Home Depot, he would purchase various lighting fixtures and distribute them to the un-needy. This doesn't make any goddamned sense, so I am sure that he would do it.

What would be more disgusting than Prince greasing his pants up a bit? Larry greasing Prince's pants up.

Prince would not have to be shrunk in order to ride on the bee... the man if fucking Lilliputian.

In actuality, Prince really fucking hates everyone and has been quoted as saying, "fuck recycling" by more than one source. Prince is also known to keep a collection of used rubbers that have been sent to him in the mail... it is said that he uses them to steep tea.

Prince LOVES "Leprechaun in the Hood."

If Prince were a tree, I would carve the word "slave" on it, so he would feel comfortable.


If Prince walked into a Home Depot, the first thing he would purchase is a swamp cooler. He, of course, would refer 2 it as one of his many fans.


If Prince soiled his buttless trousers, what would be grosser than that? Auctioning of the soiled mess on Ebay...and getting a highest bidder!


If Prince got all shrunken down and shit.. what says he isn't? The man's only, like, 4 feet tall!


Does Prince recycle? Have you heard his last 5 albums?


Which Leprechaun film is his favorite? D'Arby O'Gill & the Little People...he felt comfortable with the title.


"Bow Before the Lord of All Meat!" - welcome back KS, we missed u!

Now, now ppl, just because prince has been quiet and xenophobia is over 4 the year, doesnt mean we have 2 make fun of him again! of course i HAVE seen these KIND of threads bring about some news from surrenderland...maybe because prince wants to put a stop to it (if he happens to be bored enough 2 read it), and get us to discussing more positive topics/subjects like r u wearing any underwear right now, oral sex etiquette, sexiest/favorite orger, what's ur favorite prince cd of all time... things like that, that somebody starts threads on almost EVERY MONTH! I have seen FUNNIER threads from KS too. he must b bored too. oh hell, it is rather boring right now here on the org, as well as npgmc's site...ENJOY?

If Prince were a tree, would you run up and hump his bark?

no, i'd eat a leaf under him

If Prince walked into a Home Depot, what would be the first thing he purchased?

materials to finish the mystery building at PP


If Prince soiled his buttless trousers, what would be grosser than that? Seriously, that'd be fucking gross!!! []

well, that 'depends'. get it? 'depends'?

If Prince got all shrunken down and shit like in that movie Honey, I Shrunk the Kids where that bee chased those kids and then the kids jumped on the bee and rode the bee around the yard, what the fuck would he do?

become a dolphin and swim home

Does Prince recycle?

he doesn't recycle, he remasters

Which Leprechaun film is his favorite?

the one where he rode the giant bee around the yard

hi KingSausage!!!
welcome back!

KingSausage said:

I would definately hump him if he were a tree, but only after I bought him dinner and got him liquored up.

The first thing he would purchase in a home depot is a lamp shade which he can then stick on his head when sufficiently liquored up.

The only thing grosser than soiling his butless pants is having to find my cock ring in all the mess after having humped him!

If Prince was on the back of a bee he would talk it into biting President Bush on the ass.

Prince recycles washed up 70's funksters!

His favorite film about a leprechaun is Purple Rain.

If Prince was a tree I wouldn't hump his bark, I'd bark at his hump...

If he walked into a Home Depot, the first thing he'd buy is a woodblock so he could carve/whittle a stauros for his new JW theater at PP...

Something grosser than P soiling his assless pants is...oceana in assless pants, let alone soiling them!

If Prince was shrunken down to mini-P size, he'd ride around in Mani's cleavage most of the day and then make Alvin and the Chipmunkesque recordings by night...

Prince not only recycles his jokes/schtik at performances, he also recycles his band members--trades them in for money like bottles...

His favorite Leprechaun movie is Minority Leprechaun Report...

Hi, KS!

I just love the smell of a hardware store.

[*]If Prince were a tree, would you run up and hump his bark?

Are you kidding? I'd unroot it and replant it in my backyard.


[*]If Prince walked into a Home Depot, what would be the first thing he purchased?

A Personal Portable Soapbox

[*]If Prince soiled his buttless trousers, what would be grosser than that? Seriously, that'd be fucking gross!!!

He wouldn't be soiling anything from behind, except the floor.

[*]If Prince got all shrunken down and shit like in that movie Honey, I Shrunk the Kids where that bee chased those kids and then the kids jumped on the bee and rode the bee around the yard, what the fuck would he do?

He'd ask a bodyguard to kill the bee, mindful of not crushing their micro-boss.

[*]Does Prince recycle?

Some people think that's all he,s ever done.. Recycling everything from Sly to Hendrix and of course JB.

[*]Which Leprechaun film is his favorite?
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Amélie, which has a globe-trotting lawn leprechaun.
[This message was edited Sat Aug 3 6:36:35 PDT 2002 by Aerogram]