i know a guy who bent over the endboard on his bed and started playing solitaire on his nearby computer when he was getting head from some chick one time. He told me this when he was commenting to me there was no way he could do that when i was giving it to him

REAL QUICK- as funny as I think this is, I don't see any reason that it needs to be a thread. If you cannot communicate these things to the men you are involved with than you need to fiqure that out on your own. Any guy with half a brain knows better than to grab ears. If you really think all men are that stupid then you're fucking the wrong people and that's your own problem. Sorry, it's just the truth. Women act like men are all so bad and yet the date the worst male specimine availible. You'll get no sympathy from me until your kind (which is the larger half of the world) seizes your power and MAKE yourselfs equal rather than buying into the Barbie doll shit and dating football players and traveling jocks. What do you expect from typical men? Give me a break.

A woman's opinions...

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

2. If you get one, be grateful.

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.

4. No I DON'T have to swallow.

5. My ears are NOT handles.

6. Do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get it is NEVER OK to fart or fall asleep.

8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" -get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.

9. "Blue balls" might have worked on high school girls- if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.

13. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.

14. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to kiss it good morning".

ANY GUY WITH ANY REAL SENSE KNOWS THIS ALREADY, BOOB.

Cornerman said:

This must have hit a nerve. Why is it that you had no problem with EWM's thread, in fact saluted him for it, then you come here to complain, yet NONE of the other males in this thread took it as seriously as you? You must have taken it personally for some reason. There's somethin not right here. Lighten up.

A woman's opinions...

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

2. If you get one, be grateful.

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.

4. No I DON'T have to swallow.

5. My ears are NOT handles.

6. Do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get it is NEVER OK to fart or fall asleep.

8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" -get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.

9. "Blue balls" might have worked on high school girls- if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.

13. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.

14. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to kiss it good morning".

What the Hell are you talkin bout place irish echo? Fuck you ! and Creame why are you making the generalization about cum on a women's face? Do only Hookers like that? How do you know what other women like anyway? Are you taking a survey? Stupid -Assed , Prudes. You people make Asses out of yourselves with your Comments about Sexuality. I can't believe in today's day and age you all are so fucking UP-Tight. Damn. Talking dirty don't make you bad or a hooker. You all are so stupid. I thought this was the year 2002. we should be able to discuss evrything out in the open with no hang-ups. But we still are not 100% Free. We still hold ourselves back. Does anyone have an Orgasm? What is your Sex like? Is it Pre-Fabricated? Must suck!

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.

4. No I DON'T have to swallow.

5. My ears are NOT handles.

6. Do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.