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The SURREAL reason Prince has been silent Because the pink elephants are masticating outside the gates of Rarn whilst the ponies play a symphony of begonia on their trouser flutes.
Makes about much sense as the "real" reason, anyway... [Edited 6/5/06 11:44am] | |
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 I agree with u 100%! | |
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Mong said: Because the pink elephants are masticating outside the gates of Rarn whilst the ponies play a symphony of begonia on their trouser flutes.
Makes about much sense as the "real" reason, anyway... [Edited 6/5/06 11:44am] Did u talk to him too?  | |
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Again, baseless rumors 
You folks just don't get it do you? Prince is 47 hears old now. Gone are the days he could just slap on some Wet & Wild lipstip, some finalnet hairspray, speedos and legwarmers. It takes at least 3 hours to shampoe, color, and die his hair (to keep the grey from showing). It takes another 2-3 hours for his doctors to help him realign his hip joints. It takes a good hour or two for his makeup artists to iron out the wrinkles in his face and cover his age with makeup. It's an all day affair now for that bitch to even get up on stage anymore, which is why his ass was late to American Idol anyways. Cut him some slack! | |
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"Did u talk to him too? "
Yes, I did. I also asked when the release date would be and he said "The river of scarlet dance flows into the gestating cauldron of burning ice". I then put my crack pipe down. [Edited 6/5/06 11:53am] | |
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You're wrong. It only takes him 10 minutes to glue his toupee on. | |
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Imago said: Again, baseless rumors
You folks just don't get it do you? Prince is 47 hears old now. Gone are the days he could just slap on some Wet & Wild lipstip, some finalnet hairspray, speedos and legwarmers. It takes at least 3 hours to shampoe, color, and die his hair (to keep the grey from showing). It takes another 2-3 hours for his doctors to help him realign his hip joints. It takes a good hour or two for his makeup artists to iron out the wrinkles in his face and cover his age with makeup. It's an all day affair now for that bitch to even get up on stage anymore, which is why his ass was late to American Idol anyways. Cut him some slack! YOU.....You just old. That's all I know ujust OLD!!!! (Tricky-1984) | |
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Why do I have a feeling this is gonna get ugly?  | |
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He's finished painting that guys house he messed up in LA. Now he is working on the plumbing to remove those hair salon sinks.
Imagine P in purple overalls putting up plaster and sheetrock. "The first time I saw the cover of Dirty Mind in the early 80s I thought, 'Is this some drag queen ripping on Freddie Prinze?'" - Some guy on The Gear Page | |
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luv4all7 said: Does anyone know what happened to Golden Glove and Zelaria?
No matter what the thread is about, you just bust out with that question.  | |
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Mong said: Because the pink elephants are masticating outside the gates of Rarn whilst the ponies play a symphony of begonia on their trouser flutes.
Fake!!! Prince doesnt write lyrics that good anymore...  Space for sale... | |
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You guys don't skip a beat do ya..... | |
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I thought it was because he's trying to create an indestructible clone of Tony M that will never go away. | |
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Mong said: You're wrong. It only takes him 10 minutes to glue his toupee on.
P.S. Great thread, Mong!  "I would say that Prince's top thirty percent is great. Of that thirty percent, I'll bet the public has heard twenty percent of it." - Susan Rogers, "Hunting for Prince's Vault", BBC, 2015 |
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Mong said: trouser flutes.
 The Normal Whores Club | |
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I have a sneaking suspicion that mong is not telling the truth. It's goin' down y'all.
Like the wall o' Berlin! | |
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carlcranshaw said: Imagine P in purple overalls putting up plaster and sheetrock.
I swear he's trying to find a stud in the wall on the cover of 3121, so he can hang a big symbol up. "Someone hand me a studfinder - OWWAHH!" | |
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booyah said: carlcranshaw said: Imagine P in purple overalls putting up plaster and sheetrock.
I swear he's trying to find a stud in the wall on the cover of 3121, so he can hang a big symbol up. "Someone hand me a studfinder - OWWAHH!" He'd just wear the assless yellow pants to save on time with showing his crack. | |
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LittleRedCorvette said: booyah said: I swear he's trying to find a stud in the wall on the cover of 3121, so he can hang a big symbol up. "Someone hand me a studfinder - OWWAHH!" He'd just wear the assless yellow pants to save on time with showing his crack. Thats sounds better. Yellow assless overalls. "The first time I saw the cover of Dirty Mind in the early 80s I thought, 'Is this some drag queen ripping on Freddie Prinze?'" - Some guy on The Gear Page | |
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