It was a Friday night at the beginning of summer in which movie theatre's nation wide had their strongest attendance sales.Several potential blockbusters opened earlier that day and despite the difference of full priced tickets and matenee prices, theaters continued to remained packed. The most crowded theaters were the ones that featured X-Men 3. Fans young and old of all cultures and walks of life waited outside in the pouring rain in hopes of making at least one of the 8pm showings.

An innocent 5 year old,smiling as if he was about to meet Santa Clause or Chuck Norris, speaks.

Child "Daddy! Daddy! What time it it now? I can't wait to see Wolverine.He's the coolest"

Father "Don't worry son-It's 7:59 son. Finally, we can go in. I like Wolverine too."

The father then picked his son up an hugged him and thought to himself "This is the best father's day ever!"

Just as they were giving their tickets to the usher,everybody heard a loud roar. It was none other than Prince...on a mo-ped...with the Twins on a side car.Prince and the girls got out,walked past everybody and walked into the theater. They were followed by 45 bodyguards...on mo-peds. One of the spoke...

Guard "Ladies and gentlemen. Prince has bought this movie theater for this showing. You will all be refunded along with your purchase of Crystal Ball II.Have a good night."

Man in line "Hey ***hole! I'm still waitin' to get Crystal Ball one in the mail already! I'm here because I respect the translation and brilliant use of life imatating art!"

Teenager "Hell yeah! X-Men represent showing tolerance toward people that are different..."

Man in line "X-men? I thought this was for Snakes on a Plane. **** it! Have fun Prince!"

Meanwhile, inside the theater Prince...

Prince's cell phone rang.

'Hello'

'Prince you didn't return my call! I'm your wife Shorty, I expect better!' Mani said, her voice echoing in the silent theater.

'Oh...Hi Baby! I...I got your message but I was so afraid you'll say just leave me alone.' Prince said in what he hoped was a claming tone.

'Forget the song listen. I got two things I need you to do.....'
[Edited 6/3/06 21:23pm]

littlemissG said:

"first off, chill on all of those cover versions of songs when people pay a ton off cash to see you...not Larry, in concert! Secondly,would it kill you to release a Musicology concert cd? I bet you'd release one if half of the set list was Sly and the Family Stone cuts!

Prince "But Larry is the King of Bass, the Sultan of Sound and the high in my hello.'Sides, his mustache is funky."

Mani" But...

Prince "Shhh. The movie's beginning.Fetch me some popcorn mama"

Mani then stormed off. Prince then studied the opening movie credits and wondered why he hadn't done any comic book to film soundtracks lately.

Prince" Tell me Twinz...without audibly speaking. What comic book character should I make a soundtrack 4?"

Prince then waited for a brief moment in silence. The silence broke...

Prince " Yes, Iron Man is a possibility.Eye can envision it combining both techno and heavy metal. Get it? Heavy metal?"

(silence)
Prince "Where's Mani with my popcorn?"

Suddenly, Prince heard an onminous voice.

voice "Here's your mutha ****in' popcorn!"

Prince "Who dares 2 speak of me in such an ill manner?"

voice "I'm the Juggernaught, bitch!"

Prince "Sweet Jehovah! Eye thought u were only a comic book character."

Juggernaught "Oh yeah bitch. I'm real as **** and I'm gonna turn out yo' little sissified ***. You ready? You ready? You ready?"

Just as the villianous comic book behemouth went to attack His Royal Badness...

Chuck Norris rolls in after finding out he'd been mentioned in Chapter One. He immediately roundhouse kicks juggernaut in the face, and Prince runs for cover. He decides to make a break for it in the ensuing chaos, when suddenly at the exit he comes face to face with...

...Tony M!

"First Chuck, now Tony M?" Prince asks rhetorically.

"To hell with this Jehova's Witness shit! I'm poppin' a cap in yo' ass!"

Prince fired several shots into Tony M.

"Rock to the F-L-O-W. Just like U're supposed 2 do." Tony M stopped the bullets in mid-air.

"Shut up, already. Damn!" Prince shouted, firing more shots.

Tony M just stood there laughing, with a cry of "The funkier I be the funkier I get oh shit, lickety-spit on the lyric like a new jack in the pulpit!" which was enough to send Prince's 45 fleeing from Prince's hand in fear of Tony Ms lyrical weapons.

Prince knew it was time for drastic action.

Prince knew it was time for drastic action.

He pressed the concealed panic button in his large ring. There was a flash and suddenly THE LESBIANS OF JUSTICE appeared!!

Wendy and Lisa dress in really masculine lycra outfits stood between Prince and Tony M. They looked great after dieting and working out Prince noted.

"Nooooo!" Tony M knew has was no match for the real talent in the Revolution and flee as quickly as his cheap shoes could go without falling apart.

"Thanks girls" Prince said gratefully.

"Prince I'm glad you summoned us. Wendy and I want to know why your running with the Double Mint Twins when you can hang with us". Lisa asked looking a little hurt.

Prince replied....

Prince "They'll give up the booty 2 me."

Wendy "But what about Sussanah. She was my twin sister after all. That's kinda the same."

Prince "Sorry."

Wendy "But..."

Lisa "**** it Wendy. Let's break."

Suddenly, Prince pulls out a puppet."Why should he get with u girls again? Next thing u know u'll be wanting 2 have a 3some with Tamar."

Wendy "You know. You can really hurt people sometimes.Doesn't that make you feel like ****?"

Prince "No, Prince.org does a fine job of doing that."


Tony then returned "Mmmm.Speaking of which P..."
[Edited 6/4/06 17:51pm]