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Reply #30 posted 07/25/02 9:46pm

Starmist7

HMMM...that got my eyebrows raised...

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Reply #31 posted 07/25/02 9:48pm

subyduby

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What job would you think Prince would be good at if he ever decided to get a REGULAR job?



he would be u!

if would be relgious(like u) and be a perv and still call it spirtiual(like u).
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Reply #32 posted 07/25/02 9:58pm

lovebird

The head of a new church of his own ideas.
and all the ladies would come with dresses below the knee
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Reply #33 posted 07/25/02 10:44pm

mistermaxxx

Rev.Al Sharpton's Right Hand Nephew.
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Reply #34 posted 07/26/02 1:07am

XtrueX

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If Prince wasn't a musician, he would get fired for wearing assless pants to work.
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Reply #35 posted 07/26/02 3:38am

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Paisley said:

Eye think he would make a good gynacolagist!


Yeah, I was thinking that too -- lol! We know that Prince loves women, so if he were to be a gynecologist, he could be checking out women's bodies and getting paid for it at the same time -- lol!!

If not a gynecologist, then perhaps a pediatrician, since we know that Prince loves kids. biggrin
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Reply #36 posted 07/26/02 5:40am

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Prince would be a basketball player...oh no wait hes too short

Prince would be a music teacher...oh no wait he'd get fired for wearing buttless pants

Prince would be...ah fuck it, hes a musician lol
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Reply #37 posted 07/26/02 7:05am

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he'd sell water coolers to small businesses.
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Reply #38 posted 07/26/02 7:08am

IceNine

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tiger2 said:

he'd sell water coolers to small businesses.



Hell, yeah he would... I heard that selling various water coolers is one of his passions... he will dress up as a Cullligan's Water man and go to offices in major cities... He will convince the companies that the need the biggest and best cooler there is... since prince is so generous, he just gives them the water cooler...

Prince was heard to say... "I just like helping people."
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Reply #39 posted 07/26/02 7:15am

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he is self-employed for tax purposes, but allied to a water cooler firm. he had a great year in 2001. he was the firm's top salesman for june, july and september.
[This message was edited Fri Jul 26 7:17:38 PDT 2002 by tiger2]
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Reply #40 posted 07/26/02 7:19am

IceNine

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tiger2 said:

he is self-employed for tax purposes, but allied to a water cooler firm. he had a great year in 2001. he was the firm's top salesman for june, july and september.
[This message was edited Fri Jul 26 7:17:38 PDT 2002 by tiger2]


That's what I heard too... I also heard that his commission checks don't even cover the costs of the equipment that he gives away...

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Reply #41 posted 07/26/02 7:46am

Nep2nes

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Eye think he would make a good gynacolagist!


lol
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Reply #42 posted 07/26/02 7:48am

Nep2nes

I think he'd make a good pre-school teacher.

*thinks of his acting on Muppets 2nite*


Yyyyeeeppp...
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Reply #43 posted 07/26/02 11:35am

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* voiceover artist
* mascara model
* mannequin
* jockey
* choreographer
* glass-bottom tour boat operator
* studio engineer
* spokesman for chest hair club
* an extra for "Lord of the Rings"
* spokesman for "United Soy Farmers of America"
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Reply #44 posted 07/26/02 11:54am

IceNine

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feltbluish said:

* voiceover artist
* mascara model
* mannequin
* jockey

* glass-bottom tour boat operator

* spokesman for chest hair club
* an extra for "Lord of the Rings"
* spokesman for "United Soy Farmers of America"



I edited out two of your entries and I suggest these two as substitutes...

* Guy at the corner hot dog stand
* Sanitation worker
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Reply #45 posted 07/26/02 11:59am

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IceNine said:

feltbluish said:

* voiceover artist
* mascara model
* mannequin
* jockey

* glass-bottom tour boat operator

* spokesman for chest hair club
* an extra for "Lord of the Rings"
* spokesman for "United Soy Farmers of America"



I edited out two of your entries and I suggest these two as substitutes...

* Guy at the corner hot dog stand
* Sanitation worker


Prince would be a plumber.
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Reply #46 posted 07/26/02 12:02pm

IceNine

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GoldiesParade said:

IceNine said:

feltbluish said:

* voiceover artist
* mascara model
* mannequin
* jockey

* glass-bottom tour boat operator

* spokesman for chest hair club
* an extra for "Lord of the Rings"
* spokesman for "United Soy Farmers of America"



I edited out two of your entries and I suggest these two as substitutes...

* Guy at the corner hot dog stand
* Sanitation worker


Prince would be a plumber.



Do you think he would be good at it? I mean... he would have to gain some serious weight get his ass cheeks big enough...
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Reply #47 posted 07/26/02 12:04pm

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IceNine said:

GoldiesParade said:

IceNine said:

feltbluish said:

* voiceover artist
* mascara model
* mannequin
* jockey

* glass-bottom tour boat operator

* spokesman for chest hair club
* an extra for "Lord of the Rings"
* spokesman for "United Soy Farmers of America"



I edited out two of your entries and I suggest these two as substitutes...

* Guy at the corner hot dog stand
* Sanitation worker


Prince would be a plumber.



Do you think he would be good at it? I mean... he would have to gain some serious weight get his ass cheeks big enough...


He would wear little diamond studded purple gloved so not to get shit up his finger nails. He would make a good plumber because he would rip his customers off.
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Reply #48 posted 07/26/02 12:06pm

IceNine

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GoldiesParade said:

IceNine said:

GoldiesParade said:

IceNine said:

feltbluish said:

* voiceover artist
* mascara model
* mannequin
* jockey

* glass-bottom tour boat operator

* spokesman for chest hair club
* an extra for "Lord of the Rings"
* spokesman for "United Soy Farmers of America"



I edited out two of your entries and I suggest these two as substitutes...

* Guy at the corner hot dog stand
* Sanitation worker


Prince would be a plumber.



Do you think he would be good at it? I mean... he would have to gain some serious weight get his ass cheeks big enough...


He would wear little diamond studded purple gloved so not to get shit up his finger nails. He would make a good plumber because he would rip his customers off.


A fine point... I'll bet that he would wear a huge prosthetic ass...
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Reply #49 posted 07/26/02 12:09pm

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IceNine said:

GoldiesParade said:

IceNine said:

GoldiesParade said:

IceNine said:

feltbluish said:

* voiceover artist
* mascara model
* mannequin
* jockey

* glass-bottom tour boat operator

* spokesman for chest hair club
* an extra for "Lord of the Rings"
* spokesman for "United Soy Farmers of America"



I edited out two of your entries and I suggest these two as substitutes...

* Guy at the corner hot dog stand
* Sanitation worker


Prince would be a plumber.



Do you think he would be good at it? I mean... he would have to gain some serious weight get his ass cheeks big enough...


He would wear little diamond studded purple gloved so not to get shit up his finger nails. He would make a good plumber because he would rip his customers off.


A fine point... I'll bet that he would wear a huge prosthetic ass...


He would charge by the hour and just shake his booty to the music he would never have written.
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Reply #50 posted 07/26/02 12:10pm

IceNine

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GoldiesParade said:

IceNine said:

GoldiesParade said:

IceNine said:

GoldiesParade said:

IceNine said:

feltbluish said:

* voiceover artist
* mascara model
* mannequin
* jockey

* glass-bottom tour boat operator

* spokesman for chest hair club
* an extra for "Lord of the Rings"
* spokesman for "United Soy Farmers of America"



I edited out two of your entries and I suggest these two as substitutes...

* Guy at the corner hot dog stand
* Sanitation worker


Prince would be a plumber.



Do you think he would be good at it? I mean... he would have to gain some serious weight get his ass cheeks big enough...


He would wear little diamond studded purple gloved so not to get shit up his finger nails. He would make a good plumber because he would rip his customers off.


A fine point... I'll bet that he would wear a huge prosthetic ass...


He would charge by the hour and just shake his booty to the music he would never have written.


He would dance seductively to the passionate music of John Tesh and Yanni...
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Reply #51 posted 07/26/02 12:12pm

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A philosopher!
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Reply #52 posted 07/26/02 12:13pm

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IceNine, who is this person you are enamored with? Nasty boy!
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Reply #53 posted 07/26/02 12:14pm

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sag10 said:

IceNine, who is this person you are enamored with? Nasty boy!


Twitterpated is more the word...

Secret... Top Secret... unless she accidentally lets the proverbial cat out of the bad, our affair will remain a mystery...

smile

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Reply #54 posted 07/26/02 12:20pm

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Cool, good luck...

Ok, does she happen to be a star? Just asking...
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Reply #55 posted 07/26/02 12:21pm

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sag10 said:

Cool, good luck...

Ok, does she happen to be a star? Just asking...


She is not in the entertainment industry...
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Reply #56 posted 07/26/02 12:23pm

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IceNine said:

sag10 said:

Cool, good luck...

Ok, does she happen to be a star? Just asking...


She is not in the entertainment industry...



Pervert!!! I know ehere you got her from:

www.callgirls.com/usa/tex...udget.html
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Reply #57 posted 07/26/02 12:25pm

IceNine

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GoldiesParade said:

IceNine said:

sag10 said:

Cool, good luck...

Ok, does she happen to be a star? Just asking...


She is not in the entertainment industry...



Pervert!!! I know ehere you got her from:

www.callgirls.com/usa/tex...udget.html



Shhh... don't be giving my secrets away...
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Reply #58 posted 07/26/02 12:39pm

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Good luck IceNine! hug
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Reply #59 posted 07/26/02 12:41pm

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sag10 said:

Good luck IceNine! hug



Thank you! You are sweet.
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