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How many members of your sign does it take 2 change a light bulb? (kinna-sorta long thread) this is from some 'zine i found in uptown:
aries: just one. you want to make something of it? taurus: one. but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. gemini: two, but the job never gets done--they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done. cancer: just one. but it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process. leo: leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a virgo in to do the job for them while they're out. virgo: approximately 1.000 with an error of +/- 1-millionth. libra: er, two. or maybe one. no, on second thought, make that two. is that okay with you? scorpio: that information is strictly secret and shared with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order. sagittarius: the sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? capricorn: i don't waste time with these childish jokes. aquarius: well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so... pisces: light bulb? what light bulb? thankyewthankyew.  | |
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sagittarius: the sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
hhh. hmmm. i dont get it.  | |
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Capricorn: i don't waste time with these childish jokes.
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sag10 said: Newby that is so us! Don't you think?
yep, that fits us 2 a tee!!!  | |
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"Newby". lol | |
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The weird thing about me is that I was born an Aries but I'm more like a Taurus, so I'd probably find a box and add the burned out bulb to a lightbulb collection  | |
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Very funny and true... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: cancer: just one. but it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process. Pretty accurate, except it's more like 3 weeks, ok? | |
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leo: leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
I have an agent??... :O | |
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wellbeyond said: leo: leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
I have an agent??... :O lol...so do I! 
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Pisces. Hey, I don't think that's Fair! Facists! | |
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mine is not on there.  | |
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HellerHighwater said: mine is not on there.
You again??? I will have you someday!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Aquarius. But I don't get it. -------
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capricorn: "i don't waste time with these childish jokes" so true...no it isn't i just posted  (i'm a fake) | |
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Vagina said: Pisces. Hey, I don't think that's Fair! Facists!
You too will be mine... come to me, my pretty... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: You again???
I will have you someday!!! Me again. Couldn't you just eat me up!? | |
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AzureStar said: wellbeyond said: leo: leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
I have an agent??... :O lol...so do I!
. [This message was edited Thu Jul 25 17:27:18 PDT 2002 by AzureStar] Well, you better have your agent call me because YOU will also be mine!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Vagina said: Pisces. Hey, I don't think that's Fair! Facists!
You too will be mine... come to me, my pretty... theC she's gotta make u drop yr chain.then u can cut her | |
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theC said: IceNine said: Vagina said: Pisces. Hey, I don't think that's Fair! Facists!
You too will be mine... come to me, my pretty... theC she's gotta make u drop yr chain.then u can cut her Drop his chain? | |
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HellerHighwater said: theC said: IceNine said: Vagina said: Pisces. Hey, I don't think that's Fair! Facists!
You too will be mine... come to me, my pretty... theC she's gotta make u drop yr chain.then u can cut her Drop his chain? Drop YOUR pants! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Drop YOUR pants!
They are. | |
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HellerHighwater said: IceNine said: Drop YOUR pants!
They are. Come to IceNine... Come WITH IceNine! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Come to IceNine... Come WITH IceNine!
That doesn't work on me. Contrary to popular belief, I am not that easy. | |
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HellerHighwater said: IceNine said: Come to IceNine... Come WITH IceNine!
That doesn't work on me. Contrary to popular belief, I am not that easy. Okay... okay... I'll take you out and toss a burger down your throat... How's that? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Okay... okay... I'll take you out and toss a burger down your throat...
How's that? Classy. Well, maybe. What else you got? | |
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HellerHighwater said: IceNine said: Okay... okay... I'll take you out and toss a burger down your throat...
How's that? Classy. Well, maybe. What else you got? Oh, so very much more... Ask Azure and Vagina!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Oh, so very much more...
Ask Azure and Vagina!!! tease. | |
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HellerHighwater said: IceNine said: Oh, so very much more...
Ask Azure and Vagina!!! tease. No teasing here... only pleasing... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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