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Ode to Battier This is my little dedication to Battierbemydaddy (Rhonda) who has brightened ourlives at the org. 
Here it is: I know a girl named Rhonda I've gotta real crush on her I'd like to buy her a Donner Kebab and make her mine Then she'd come to my place I'd put on my funny face And she'd think I was ace And she'd be mine Then of course we'd marry And that would be devine Then we'd have a baby And call it 2the9 (s) What do you think?
Note: Heavily plagiarised from Rowan Atkinson . .  [This message was edited Mon Jul 22 17:00:08 PDT 2002 by bkw] When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw, how old are you again?   | |
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BKW: Battier/Rhonda is 16... or is it legal down there down unda? LOL
If you date a 16 year old here and make her "yours" its called statutory rape. That means no more beers for at least 10 years. Think about it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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AnotherLoverHoleinYoHead said: bkw, how old are you again?
I'm 245 years old in dog years. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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That is absolutely charming, Mr. Brett. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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SHE'S A SWEET PERSON...BUT SHE'S ABOUT THIS MANY(HOLDING UP 2 FINGERS)FROM BEING LEGAL.SO U MIGHT WANT 2 KEEP YR EXCITEMENT 2 YRSELF 4 A FEW YEARS [This message was edited Mon Jul 22 17:03:12 PDT 2002 by theC] | |
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nLA said: BKW: Battier/Rhonda is 16... or is it legal down there down unda? LOL
If you date a 16 year old here and make her "yours" its called statutory rape. That means no more beers for at least 10 years. Think about it! I am a big FAM of Prince so when he says we only have one birthday I believe him. Therefore, I am only 1 year old and age is nothing more than a number when it comes to  .
Isn't that right Icenine When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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theC said: SHE'S A SWEET PERSON...BUT SHE'S ABOUT THIS MANY(HOLDING UP 2 FINGERS)FROM BEING LEGAL.SO U MIGHT WANT 2 KEEP YR EXCITEMENT 2 YRSELF 4 A FEW YEARS
[This message was edited Mon Jul 22 17:03:12 PDT 2002 by theC] Well, it'll take a couple of years to finalise the divorce from my wife and boot my little ones out and to organize Rhonda's visa to Australia. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Absolutely charming, bkw.
Can I bring my Russian? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Absolutely charming, bkw.
Can I bring my Russian? You are not going anywhere young lady.  | |
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Russian! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said:
Russian! A Crocodile Hunter and a Russian! I must be the luckiest 16 year old around!
Did I mention my Russian is really pissed with me? [This message was edited Mon Jul 22 17:13:39 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy] -------
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Why is the Russian pissed at you? 
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bkw said: Why is the Russian pissed at you?
Did the roofies have side effects? Ehem. We go to see K-19 at his request. I offer to pay. $5 a ticket. No big deal! I mean, I'm a working young woman! YES?! But what do I get: "I AM RUSSIAN! I AM NOT THIEF! RUSSIANS NOT FUCKING THEIVES AND BEGGARS"
"YOU HAVE OFFERED ME MONEY! I WAS SHAMED!" -------
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Oh dear.
A little cultural hurdle there me thinks.(btw, all russians are thieves and beggars )
Did he calm down? How did the rest of the date go? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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He calmed down after I explained it wasn't meant to shame him. 
I'll never offer to be nice again  Screw that -------
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bkw said: nLA said: BKW: Battier/Rhonda is 16... or is it legal down there down unda? LOL
If you date a 16 year old here and make her "yours" its called statutory rape. That means no more beers for at least 10 years. Think about it! I am a big FAM of Prince so when he says we only have one birthday I believe him. Therefore, I am only 1 year old and age is nothing more than a number when it comes to .
Isn't that right Icenine You are damned right!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: Why is the Russian pissed at you?
Did the roofies have side effects? Ehem. We go to see K-19 at his request. I offer to pay. $5 a ticket. No big deal! I mean, I'm a working young woman! YES?! But what do I get: "I AM RUSSIAN! I AM NOT THIEF! RUSSIANS NOT FUCKING THEIVES AND BEGGARS"
"YOU HAVE OFFERED ME MONEY! I WAS SHAMED!" Did he, at any point, say "I must break you!" If so, run... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Did he, at any point, say "I must break you!" If so, run... theC | |
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I fail to see the humor, Mr. IceNine. Don't you understand? My Russian is angry with me!
Hehe. Well, maybe it was a little funny! -------
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IceNine said: Did he, at any point, say "I must break you!"
If so, run... When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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All this mushiness is giving me a "headache:
I didn't know battierbmydaddy was...wait a minute, no, rhondab from the chat is some else right? Just who IS battierbmydaddy?
Is she really 16, as I read? How come SHE can b 2the9s' sex  and I can't b?
Damn all of u. [This message was edited Mon Jul 22 19:00:08 PDT 2002 by Nep2nes] | |
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Nep, we argued on a suby thread once if you'll recall. Well, I wouldn't call it an argument. I would call it a disagreement.
Yes, I'm 16. I don't know why anyone would want him 2the9s At least bkw comes with a 6 pack [This message was edited Mon Jul 22 19:40:35 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy] -------
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bkw - I thinks it must be the beer left over from your B-day affecting your brain. Please reconsider, she is 2 young for you. In Canada having relations with a girl under the legal age of 18 could get you in jail for having sex with a minor. 
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If Prince can do it, surely I can do it.
Battier can be my Mayte When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw left his brain in the beer case:evil:
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bkw - get your thinking cap on! Think man, think!!
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Would you like to keep me all to yourself? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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