No more Prince vs. Madonna. No more Prince vs. MJ. We've all thought about who's better. Now we decide once and for all who is the best character in American pop culture history. The contestants? Jesus from The Big Lebowski. And Prince from Minneapolis. Let's look at four critical categories.


Athletics: Prince plays some mean basketball despite his size and has 'very hands on' defense, according to Charlie Murphy. Jesus is the best bowler in the Dude's tournament.

Winner: Draw.


Music: Prince provided the soundtrack to a generation. Jesus dances to the Eagles. In Spanish.

Winner: Prince.


Toughness: First, we hear from Jesus in The Big Lebowski:

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Prone to girlish screams, Prince may cry "hurt me!" if cornered. His position on gun control allows ONLY for their use as microphones.

Winner: Jesus.


Romance: Prince likes em young, but legal ("18 and Over"). Jesus is a 'pederast' and spent six months in Chino for it.

Winner AND CHampion: Prince.

BEST FUCKIN THREAD EVER!!!

I hope you know that you were getting the cursing of a lifetime 'til I actually opened the thread.

Now I'm just LMAO!

SexyBeautifulOne said:

im going to print this out!!!

I don't get it.

WillyWonka said:

Yay! You liked it.

im sticking it on my toilet wall!!

Here I thought you were talking about the son of God. To which I was going to say, Prince owns his ass.

Silly me.
[Edited 4/30/06 8:05am]

jerseykrs said:

I think that's what most people thought. I've been cursed out by many people as a result of the subject line, no doubt.

funniest thing i've seen today.