I wanna see him LOAD up on FROZEN PIZZA and EXOTIC VEGTABLES and FRUITS.....Crazy Things in his Grocery Cart..LOl....I'm thinking Kinky Thoughts and I'm Smiling.....It would be Funny....Especially if he wore some Wild Ass Clothes and he could have his Security and some Cameras to tape People's Reactions...

Zelaira said:

That would be so cool, Zel! I could see him in one of his Rave outfits walking through the frozen food section .

Do it say around MELROSE or WESTWOOD I mean cause a like at 5pm when everybody around and ask some wacky questions boutthe PRODUCE or CEREAL.

I would follow him and pull a John Waters 'Shopping for Others' thing on him. When he got to checkout, he would wonder how 10 cans of Potted Meat and a package of Cruex got in his cart.

Actually, he did used to buy cookies from the bakery of a nearby grocery store to his house in Chanhassen. His dad shopped there, too.

I have ALWAYS thought it would be cool to see Prince grocery shopping.

What pops in to my mind is the movie "Guarding Tess" where she goes to the grocery store and the store manager asks her Secret Service Agents "Do we recognize her today??" They say "No" so the manager goes running around waving his arm and in a loud whisper says "Don't know her!!!"

WillyWonka said:

Willy, what kind of delicious cookies do you think they were?

i cant imagine im eating..let alone peeing in the toilet

I can imagine me goin 2 the store with him and he just stares and stares at me then says.."wait for me in the car" then walks off in2 the distance..not knowing where he went..or what he bought....as I wait paitiently.

[Edited 4/25/06 21:30pm]

Nothinbutjoy said:

I walked by Supreme Court Justice David Souter once in a Safeway grocery store in DC. It was bizzare, but nobody else recognized him cause it was borderline in the hood. One of the Secret Service Agents with him just nodded at me like "yeah it's him".

nurse said:

Ha ha. Yeah, or at the laundromat wearing his purple trench.

How bout Prince standing in line at the DMV in his Dirty Mind speedos?

nurse said:

snatch-doodles

Working at the butchery?

Or selling shoes?

nurse said:

SHORTbread!
[Edited 4/26/06 10:03am]

i saw lauren hutton grocery shopping once. that was pretty cool. she was with her kid. she dropped a box of cereal from the shelf and snapped her fingers and said "fetch", and her kid ran and picked it up for her. it was very cute.

I didn't, but my mom did (we both worked at the grocery store Prince frequented.) He bought raisin carrot salad and lemon ice cream.

Everyone here knows he prefers drive thru s: (insert infamous org pic here please)

I picture him dressed like the Dude in The Big Lebowski. Sunglasses and all.

WHERES THE DRIVE THRU PIC?

WillyWonka said:

I like Lorna Doone shortbread cookies

WillyWonka said:

That's a nice one, Willy .

nurse said:

Thank you!

AnckSuNamun said:

I've never had those, but shortbread cookies are yummy!

Cashier "Sir, do you have any coupons for your Captain Crunch, soy milk,whipped cream, tofu or mascara?"

Prince "Eye have something better than that."

Cashier "I'm sorry sir but, you can't pay with Watchtower pamphlets."

Prince "As much money as I spent in this nasty joint? U need 2 be slapped!"

Cashier "Sir, it's one thing to insult our customers by threating to beat them with your guitar for browsing our meat and produce section, but to theaten me is another thing."

Prince "U know something? U're right. I'm sorry. How much do eye owe u?"

Cashier "That will be $40."

Prince(leaning over to look at the cash register) "But the total says $20."

Cashier "Let's see...cereal..$5, milk $2,whipped cream $3, tofu $5 and make up $5."

Prince "What about the other $20?"

Cashier "Oh... that was because I bought Newpowersoul at full price."

I'm SORRY, but BEYERLY's is like the BEST STORE other than the NY GROCERY STORE D'AGASTINOS and the PASTRY SHOPS in NY ROCK.....The GROCERY STORES in FLORIDA are GOOD BUT NOT GOURMET. You will STAY SLIM.....STARBUCKS and Cheesecake FACTORY in my opinion ONLY GOOD CAKE ITEMS. NO REAL BAKERIES.....OH, maybe one ITALIAN ONE.

LITTLE TARTS are the THINGS DREAMS are MADE OF....And CREME BRULEE also.
[Edited 4/26/06 18:18pm]

sitruk7 said:

This kind of "negative" stuff has its comedic merits.

Hey, he did it already.....


Selling batteries for a body massager



...in 'Vibrator'

WillyWonka said:

I'm so slow at times.....I totally missed the joke I think I was just hungry at the time.....food on the brain.

I think I remember an interview with Diamond and Pearl from back in the day, and one of them said that she had met Prince when their shopping carts collided at the grocery store. She was only kidding, though.