Wouldn't you just die for a slice of my Pie?

bkw said:

Bad mental images from something I once saw on the Stile project.

So why not call it a cookie?! There's no crust on a cookie. Or a cake.

Maybe it is because a pie is usually cut into a triangular shape?

Here in Australia, that triangular shape of hair is commonly referred to as a "map of Tassie (as in Tasmania)". Go check out your atlas and you'll see why.

Vagina said:

theC
naw it's probably all crusty on the edges :O

bkw said:

So, do you call poontang Tassie?

Jeff Corwin was in Tasmania tonight. His nipples were all hard as he caught a Tasmanian Tiger Snake. I love Jeff Corwin. And his rock hard nipples

Umm, he also got a wallabee. And a duck-billed platapus. JEFF CORWIN IS SO COOL!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

No, but people will refer to seeing a girls bush as seeing her "mappa"...lol.

Does Jeff Corwin wear a shirt on that show? If he was in Tasmania last night his nipples would be hard as it would have been freezing down there.

Are rock hard nipples on a bloke attractive to women?

Only if they're attached to Jeff Corwin's manly chest.

He wears a shirt, yes. But they're skin tight most of the time, and you can see them poking through.

On his next episode, he's in AFRICA trapping Africa's most deadly snake. He took his shirt off. I don't know why. But he's doing it half nekkid. I will be watching. Sunday night, 8 PM CST.

He's probably going to rub that snake all over his body.

bkw said:

That's exactly what I'm hoping for!

Please, please, please let Jeff rub a snake across his body!

Maybe he'll stick it down his pants?

I hear 2the9s does that when he jumps out of birthday cakes.

The horror.

Da horror of it ALL!

2the9s puts a snake down his pants when he's in a birthday cake?

Sounds like the Crocodile Hunter doing a birthday party to me.

starboy126 said:

thanks starboy..that was great...

Why is no one talking about pie on my pie thread?

I ASKED YOUR FAVORITE KINDS OF PIE! Come on!

Share your recipes!

Strawberry or cherry...

Recipe? Two packages strawberry jell-o, prepare as directed, but substitute 7-Up for the water. Fill a pie crust with strawberries. Pour the jell-o mixture over strawberries...chill.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Pecan Pie
Dutch Apple Pie
Strawberry Pie
Potato Pie

'Swhat I'm talkin' about! No time for recipes. No one will ever make them as good as MY MAMA, and I ain't givin' away no damn recipes!!!

Strawberry Chiffon Pie

1/4 cup graham cracker crums
1/3 cup butter
1/4 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3/4 cup sugar
1 packet unflavored gelatin
1/4 cup cold water
1/2 cup hot water
1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
1/2 cup heavy cream
2 egg whites
Sliced strawberries
Cream

In a medium bowl combine the graham cracker crumbs, melted butter, sugar, and cinnamon. Evenly press the mixture into the bottom of a 9-inch pie tin. Refridgerate until the crust becomes firm.
In a medium bow crush the strawberries. Coat with 1/2 cup of the sugar. Set aside for 20 minutes. In a seperate bowl add the gelatin to the 1/4 cup cold water. Add 1/2 cup of hot water to dissolve. Add the gelatin mixture to the sugared strawberries with the lemon juice and a pinch of the salt. Let the mixture stand. Whip the cream until thick. Fold the cream into the strawberry mixture. Beat the egg whites until thick but not dry, gradually adding the remaining sugar. Add to the strawberry mixture. Blend thoroughly. Pour into the chilled graham cracker crust. Refridgerate until firm. Garnish with the sliced strawberries and the whipped cream.
Makes 6 servings.

STRAIGHT from my Elvis In Hollywood cookbook. Elvis liked pie. Prince likes pie. I like pie. Subyduby likes pie. 2the9s likes pie!

Mmmm...

AzureStar likes pie!

Peanut butter pie.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

All this talk about pie makes me want to take a bubble bath...

Hmmm...

With a pie, IceNine?

Talk about your pie.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

It was a kind of VERY inside comment... only two people in the entire world would know what I was talking about...

But, as far as pie goes, I can dig a fine chocolate pie... those are pretty good...

I really don't like pies though, so I can't speak intelligently on the subject.

The bubble bath thing, on the other hand, I really do like...

This thread should be locked.

divo02 said:

Are you afraid someone will steal a pie?

One word: APPLE.

Pie bites.

Peanut butter Pie

1 9-inch pie crust, unbaked
1 cup peanut butter
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 eggs well beaten
1 1/2 cup milk

In a mixing bowl cream together the peanut butter and vanilla. Gradually add the sugar and salt, blending well. Add the eggs and milk. Blend thoroughly.
Turn the filling into the pie crust. Bake at 450 degrees for 10 minutes. Reduce the heat to 350 degrees and bake for 25 minutes or until a knife inserted in the center comes out clean. Let the pie cool on a wire rack.
Makes 6 servings.


This is really a good recipe. It's from another Elvis cookbook called "Fit for a King"

Nep2nes said:

I totally agree. I just had a big slice of apple pie 3 hours ago.

DaddyMan said:

My aunt makes the best I have EVER tasted. It's got kind of a hard (not really HARD,hard) crust..sorta like baklava..and some apples sliced really thin with lots of cinnamon...

I want some!