Prince likes pie.

2the9s loves pie.

The Rock likes poontang pie - although I don't know what the hell poontang pie is

Inspired by Chandrasonic and BattierBeMyDaddy's NEW hit song "You Ain't Nothin' But A 2the9s" ...the pie thread!

Talk about your favorite pie. Share your pie recipes! Talk about Prince's favorite pie, most importantly.

Battier:

I'm not sure what the Rock is referring to, but I have an idea what pootang pie is.

BTW, my favorite is apple. Not dutch, not french just plain old american apple pie.

The Kids in the Hall wrote a song called "Happiness Pie" in the movie "Brain Candy."

Man, pie is almost u-fucking-biquitous!

EDIT: Cartman wore a big, three-finger ring that said PIE in the South Park episode where he tried to find out who his dad was.

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CherryMoon said:

theC
it's exactly what u think it is cherrymoon.and 4 battier
remove the pie at the end and u may have yr answer

WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT POONTANG IS, DAMMIT!

That's the problem. I know what PIE is. I just don't know what POONTANG is.

IceNine...2the9s?! ANYBODY? Tell me what poontang is. It can't be as bad as a Dirty Sanchez.

I like pumpkin pie.

And the dutch apple pies the Amish folk make.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Poontang = the female genitalia

EDIT: fixed a spelling error...
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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

theC
yr young so how do i say this politically correct?
something men come out of at birth and try 2 get in2 the rest of their lives

It all makes sense now.

THE ROCK LOVES POONTANG PIE! HA!

HAHA!

Now all those poontang jokes are hilarious!

More then you needed I'm sure: (BTW I just searched poontang on google to find this I didn't type it all in.



poontang, sb. U.S. slang. Also poon tang and with capital initial(s). [Prob.ad. Fr. putain prostitute.] Sexual intercourse, sex; women collectively, or a woman, regarded as a means of sexual gratification. Also attrib. Hence as v. intr., to copulate.
1929 T.WOLFE Look Homeward, Angel 343 A fellow's got to have a little Poon Tang. 1947 C. WILLINGHAM End at Man II. vii. 78 Poley looked out the window and saw a pretty Negro girl on the sidewalk... 'Eye that poon tang there,' he said. 1959 R. CONDON Manchurian Candidate ii. 21 Every now and then I think about you coming all the way to Korea from New Jersey to get your first piece of poontang. 1966 C. HINES Heat's On xv. 122 That ain't our racket. We just sells poontang here. 1968 E. J. GAINES Bloodline 144 Yesterday this time I was poon-tanging like a dog. 1970 D. DODGE Hatchetman x. 127 'Is it true what they say about good women?'..'I hear it changes youah luck, though. Like black poontang.' 1972 'T. COE' Don't lie to Me iv. 44 May be you're some kind of poontang sex maniac. 1972 Listener 22 June 845/2 Massa gonna smack yo black ass, nigger. You can't go chasing white poontang all night long. 1976 Honolulu Star-Bull. 21 Dec E-10/6 (Advt.), The other girls majored in home ec...but Debby majored in Poon-tang.

poon sb.1 Also 7 pone, 9 puhn, puna, poona, -ay [Singhalese puna, Tamil punnai.] One of several large East Indian trees of the genus Calophyllum, esp. C Inophyllum; also, the timber furnished by these trees, used for masts and spars, and for building purposes. Chiefly attrib., as poon-mast, -spar, -tree, -wood; poon-oil, a dark-green thick oil, having a strong and bitter taste, expressed from the seeds of C. Inophyllum (poon-seed), used in medicine and for burning in lamps.
1699 DAMPIER Voy. II. 1. 64 For Masting, the Fir and Pone Trees are the best. 1727 A. HAMILTON New Acc. E. Ind. I. xxii. 264 There is good Poon Masts, stronger, but heavier than Fir. 1840 Encycl. Brit. (ed.7) XXI. 300/2 Poon is also of two kinds, the dark and the light. It is a wood that answers very well for masts... The Malacca red poon is that of which masts and yards are made. 1858 SIMMONDS Dict. Trade, Poon-wood, an Indian wood,.. used for ship-building, for planks, and also for spars. 1880 C. R. MARKHAM Peruv. Bark 377 The poon trees..are chiefly found in Coorg.

poon sb.2 slang (chiefly Austral.). [Origin obscure.] a. A simple or foolish person. b. A person living alone in the outback.
1940 M. MARPLES Public School Slang 60 Another considerable group of words in recent use has a definite trans-atlantic flavour, as, for example: boob..goof..mutt..poon (Dulwich, 1930 +). 1941 BAKER Dict. Austral. Slang 56 poon, a lonely, somewhat crazy dweller in the Outer Beyond... A simpleton or fool. 1945 --- Austral. Lang. v. 97 Another outback term for a person who lives alone is poon. 1972 G. MORLEY Jockey rides Honest Race 73 They don't look for the guts of a lecture; just the mistakes. Then they can get up and shoot their mouths off and everybody else nods wisely and tries to pick up the mistakes of the poon that's just said his piece. 1974 D. WILLIAMSON Jugglers Three in Three Plays 69 What possessed Keren to shack up with a poon like you?

poon sb.3 slang. Abbrev. of POONTANG sb.
1969 J. LEASOR They don't make them like that any More vi. 192 It's against my principles to pay for poon: if I can't get it for what is laughingly called love, then I'll do without. 1972 J. WAMBAUGH Blue Knight (1973) i.16 Watching all that young poon.

poon v. Austral. slang. [Origin obscure.] To dress up; esp. to dress flashily. Also in pa. pple. pooned up.
1943 BAKER Dict. Austral. Slang (ed. 3) 61 Poon up, to dress up, especially in a flashy fashion. 1945 --- Austral. Lang. 206 School slang...poon up, to dress up, especially with considerable care. 1951 D. STIVENS Jimmy Brockett 48 Some of 'em were young lairs, all pooned up to kill. 1972 A. CHIPPER Aussie Swearers Guide 48 Pooned up, dressed to impress, often with sexual success in view.



From A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English Vol. II, by Eric Partridge. 1967:

poontang. Copulation, esp. with a coloured woman: Canadian: C. 20. Supposedly of Chinese origin, there being such variants as poong tai and poong kai. (Whence poontanger.) Common also among homosexuals for 'sexual relations' (The Lavender Lexicon).

poontanger. Penis: Canadian lumbermen's: C. 20. A logger's tool, more useful in town than in the woods.

poon, n. A lonely, loneliness-eccentric dweller in remote places: Australian: C. 20. B., 1942. Ex Aboriginal?-2. Hence (?), a simpleton; a fool; a gen. pejorative since ca. 1910. E.g. at Dulwich School since ca. 1930 (Marples).-3. A common shortening of poontang. Leechman.



From Dictionary of American Slang. Second Supplemented Edition, by Harold Wentworth and Stuart Berg Flexner. 1975:

poon tang, poontang [taboo] n. The vagina of a Negress or mulatto woman considered sexually; sexual intercourse with a Negress or mulatto; a Negro piece. 1929: "A fellow's got to have a little Poon Tang." T. Wolfe, Look Homeward, Angel, 343. 1947: "Poley looked out the window and saw a pretty Negro girl on the sidewalk. He rammed his elbow into Marquales' side. 'Eye that poon tang there,' he said." C. Willingham, End as a Man, 74. Traditionally considered a Negro use, but fairly common also among Southern whites. Prob. from the Fr. "putain" = prostitute, by way of New Orleans Creoles.



From A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, Vol. I, by Eric Partridge. 1963:

poon. To prop (a piece of furniture) with a wedge: Winchester College (-1891). Wrench, Notions. Prob. ex L. ponere, to place. Imm. ex :- 2. V.i., to be unsteady: ibid.: ca. 1830-70. Wrench, 'Hence you wedged the leg that pooned.'



Here is a name analysis created by a mob called the Kabalarians, who assign a numeric value to letters in a name to define that person's characteristics. Go on, be a dickhead, name your son Poontang!

"Your first name of Poontang has given you creative ability, imagination along practical lines, and the patience to pay attention to detail for a while. Although you are attracted to technical, mechanical, scientific fields, you lack the patience to follow through with this interest. This name gives a certain amount of practicality to your thinking; but there is also a tendency to scatter your efforts for, although you want system and order and stability in your life, you are too apt to be distracted from the job you are doing and to become involved in spontaneous interests. You are good-natured, have a good sense of humour, and are fairly easy-going, making friends with those who enjoy a good time. A weakness of this name is a tendency to make promises which you have difficulty in keeping. You tend to be lavish in your tastes and to spend your money freely. You have a heart of gold and are always ready to give generously. Since your feelings are strong and you tend to be enthusiastic and boisterous, you burn up your energies quickly and indulge in quick-energy foods, sweets, and starches. This type of diet affects the functions of the liver, causing either suffering with gall stones, jaundice, or skin troubles."

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I don't suppose you are a Star Trek The Next Generation fan? This line reminds me of the scene in the movie where Data gets an emotion chip and starts laughing at a joke he heard 7 years before.

The Rock likes poontang pie!


This is so great!

lovemachine said:

theC
WOW somebody did their homework(cut and paste)

lovemachine said:

Lovemachine, I LOVE TNG, with every ounce of my being!

I watch it every time it's on TNN! I suppose I'm Dataing out today.

My favorite episode is the one where Worf starts jumping into different quantum states. Everything that can happen does happen. That sorta thing.

Or anything with Q in it.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:[quote]The Rock likes poontang pie!
[quote]

And who doesn't???

I don't like poontang pie.

Why do they add pie?

Battier said:



Be careful what you ask for.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I don't know... and I would personally never call it that...

It has also been called "Hair Pie" on many occassions.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

I've been hearing good buzz about the new movie.
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lovemachine said:[quote]

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Heh, heh. I have found my fellow Org Trekkie! I forsee many TNG conversations in the future. I've been watching it as long as I can remember. I can't say I like the original nearly as much. But that just may be because I was born in the TNG era.

I've also heard it referrred to as Cherry Pie so...

But why do they add the pie?!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I suppose it is because you want to eat it... just like a pie...

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Guilty. I remember the day "Star Wars Episode 1" came out I was in a theater watching "Trekkies" and I was the only person in the theater. They had the sound so loud on "Star Wars" that it was drowning out the documentary.


Do you like Enterprise? I've liked what I seen so far, but for some reason I missed a lot of the episodes.

IceNine said:

theC
or it's an american term as in AMERICAN PIE(sorry that joke sucked)

theC said:

Now that he mentions it I think "Pussy" or "Women" are generally referred to as "pie". Not sure why though, but I would probably agree with Ice on the eating thing.



Edited so I wouldn't have to make another post.
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PIE:

http://www.weebl.pwp.blue...a/pie.html

IceNine said:

bingo!

Battier, get with the program!

Besides, you could hardly call it poontang stew or poontang casserole.

But still

PIE...What does it have to be pie? Why can't it be poontang cake? People like cake.

Why can't it be poontang cookie? People like cookies, too!

WHY PIE?!

I hope it's got nothing to do with the crust!
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