The battlefeild was in a horrific state. Wods of tissue everywhere...empty Jergins bottles...

Fans lay on the ground wounded screaming "I want front row! I want front row!" Mystified by this, because fams know you can see better in the back, feeling pain for our nemesis.

Please send help...
[This message was edited Fri Jul 19 16:40:06 PDT 2002 by Berry]

???

The Captain arose from his slumber deep in the camp of FAN.

A mild hum and a dull light caught his attention reminding him he left his computer on.

Unable to control his new found addiction to the virtual battle ground of the Org, he logged in.

Within seconds of being catapulted to this untamed land he spotted her, Berry.

It was she who haunted his sleep with promises of nude pix, undelivered.

Damn, fresh out of Jergen's he knew better than to click on her profile.

But one must check out the enemy or even yet, a possible ally.

"Oh, so sexy and no nude pix!!! It's not fair!!", he screamed and cursed the evening air.

With no comrades to lend support, the Captain finds himself in a perplexed situation. All alone on the battlefield with the picture of a beautiful temptress and no Jergen's.


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What the hell is this thread about

Berry said:

oh, the humor... good one!

Ok. For those of you who want to know what's going on. There is a thread I posted called "A fam thing..." If you read all 241 posts you will see that there is a war going on. This war is very funny and very real.

I am afraid Icenine, Daddy, and Goldies Parade, have come to see that they are no match for me. That the truth always prevails. Fams are good folks with a bad rap!

It is my belief that they have gone into hiding...then again...maybe they went to the store. No matter, when they return, I will use my new magic hakahaha stone given to me during a tradidional aboriginal hair pulling ceremony to hypnotize them back to a state of reality. While at the ceremony I explained to them my situation. They asked to hear some of this music that was causing such a brutal and unkind war. However, I can not play the gooppa stick very well, not to mention I do not play an instrument. Regardless of the language barriers they have agreed to help me. I am awaiting their temporary visas.

Sincerely,
General, Capt, and only Private of the Fam Army

congratulations cap'n! I'm sorry I was unbable to provide assistance in your massacre of the fan army, but if you want another fam's help in any battles to come. let me know. poor fans...

EXELLENT Pvt. Korokavxjwjoc! Ur devotion is appreciated.
I have to inform you that our deeds are great and our cause is just. However the purple sequine pantsuit and button bonnet uniforms have been changed do to manuverability. Also, Bakersfield Airport said their planes had a hard time landing due to unidentifiable glowing people chasing naked men with hard-ons and tissue through the desert.

Our new uniform will be a beautiful unitard made out of the latest fabric from DuPont. Glori Vanderbuilt has graciously offered her design expertise! We will pick private meeting spot to go over tactics and plans. Do you know morse code private Korovdnmksjdfie?

10-4,
Secret Agent Fam

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Berry said:

I don't know morse code but if my commander diesires me to learn it, it shall be done! I will also change my uniform accordingly. keep me posted sir!

It's MAM prvt.!!!

In a public display of Berrygoodthoughts, Rainbowray laughs and appreciates every goddamn thing she says or does. It is said and/or done with great emotion,passion and feeling, as well as the BEST of intentions.I will FAM the flames of the Berrybandwagon until it is full and/or she calls me back, whichever comes first...
Unleashing(unusually),Ray!

It seems that we can't find our nemesis...

Come out and fight you little sissies!!! I miss u...

Berry said:

Oh... we are here... we have been fighting other battles and have been infiltrating your ranks with secret "fan" agents who will erode your organization from the inside out.

Why sexlovely, I think you have a beautiful face! May I touch u... I mean... would u be willing to help me in my plight for reinstating what it really means to be a fam?

I have good reason to believe that Icenine is hiding in England. He says he's there for the weather, but I don't buy it! I believe he is there gathering information from Russian fans... but I can't be sure. There is a pub in Sommerset where he got drunk on snakebites and puked in the back. I heard thats when he found a tunnel underground. I'm counting on u for the rest.

10*4,
F

CalhounSq said:

Ditto.

So where is this war taking place? U mean 2 tell me the fans don't have a recruiting office near me?

SexLovely said:

Private Nep2nes 's the fuck out of yet another fam and throws her body over SexLovely's...


It's so he won't get hurt more...er...yeah, that's it.