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Does Prince use Moist Tissues to wipe his rear? In honor of "keeping it on topic"...I ask this question...
And for those of you who *arent* using them...GROSS!!! I whip and edit IN PROTEST!!!  [This message was edited Tue Jul 16 17:55:20 PDT 2002 by SkletonKee] | |
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Yes...he uses purple colored loo roll with embossed "symbols", in addition the paper is scented with Get Wild perfume. "Waiting to be banned" | |
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He wipes his ass with all the extra money he milks from his fans through npgmc. | |
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Tom said: He wipes his ass with all the extra money he milks from his fans through npgmc.
And then what's he do with it? I really hope he runs it a cycle through the wash before taking it to the bank. 
Now, I'm going to start wearing gloves when I take customer's money, instead of just when I do their laundry. What if there's ass on the money?  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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You Fuck! Skeleton Shit Ass! Did you use Summers Eve Today after Le'Grind? | |
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damn...I could've sworn this was a vagina thread! |
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moderatorVagina said: You Fuck! Skeleton Shit Ass! Did you use Summers Eve Today after Le'Grind?
honey, calm your pie-whole...do me a favor, buy the moist toilet tissue and whip your arse after a dump...first use regular toilet tissue...then use the moist version...then get grossed out by what *regular* tissue leaves behind.. enjoy!!! | |
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I am so disgusted and offended! Great topic BTW!  BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY GOD ALL NEGATIVITY BOWS | |
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Go use a Bidet! Bitch! | |
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Skeleton ! | |
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Is it "whip" or "wipe" my ass I'm supposed to do with the moist tissues? How about if I whip first, then wipe--much more sanitary! | |
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Vagina said: Go use a Bidet! Bitch!
To quote the beautiful Rita Moreno, "I love to be in America...everything free in America...okay by me in America...Dont forget im in Americaaa!!" | |
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AnotherLover said Is it "whip" or "wipe" my ass I'm supposed to do with the moist tissues? How about if I whip first, then wipe--much more sanitary!
Now you've given me a giant boner - you'd better be more careful what you say! Some of us are very sensitive on such matters  | |
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BDSM anyone? I'm the sub... | |
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ya'll just NASTY | |
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AnotherLoverHoleinYoHead said: BDSM anyone? I'm the sub...
Get over here... now! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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AnotherLover said BDSM anyone? I'm the sub...
Now this is just plain cruel! | |
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What does DMSR say about it?
___ "When they tell me 2 walk a straight line, I put on crooked shoes" | |
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[no whip/bonds emoticons...  ]
(no, no, yes, yes, harder...quick breathing) | |
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AnotherLover said (no, no, yes, yes, harder...quick breathing)
Do you have no pity? What did I do to deserve this...? Oh, that's right, I remember now... | |
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Blindfolds, silk ties, stockings, cat o nine tails... | |
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AnotherLover said Blindfolds, silk ties, stockings, cat o nine tails...
Please, please, Mistress, I beg you... I can't stand any more... not one second!! | |
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narcotizedmind said: AnotherLover said Blindfolds, silk ties, stockings, cat o nine tails...
Please, please, Mistress, I beg you... I can't stand any more... not one second!! In that case, I would suggest that you beat it a bit faster... you will feel better after your exploding climax... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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That's it. I'm going home to jerk off. There, that's the afternoon gone... See what you've gone and done! Shame on you AnotherLover | |
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See what talk of moist tissues wiping rears causes?!?!
 --almost forgot about the red lipstick! Goes so well with the black stockings, garter belt and merry widow! | |
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how dare you all take a perfectly good "On-Topic" subject and start discussing "Off-Topic" issues within...
Dont you know the Thought Police are watching... OFF-TOPIC!!! LOCKED!!! by the way...for us Americans who dont like having water squirted up our rears...seriously consider buying Cottenelle 's Pre-Moistened & Flushable Folded Wipes...Your buttocks will thank you... | |
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I've found that if you drink enough beer and eat enough curry you dont even need toilet paper! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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my wife finds it very bizzare that I would go out and buy the new 2 in one dispenser. What's wrong with wanting to get a proper wipe? | |
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You wished you lived on Melmak. Onlything left after eating a cat is a furball you'll need to regurgitate with unhindered swiftness You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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