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LARRY GRAHAM JOKE Yesterday I heard a good joke from JP (thedawn.nl):
" At the Celebration this year, Larry walks outside Paisley Park right into quicksand, I fireman came by and Larry was already 'till his knees in the sand, The fireman asks "Sir, take my hand I will pull u out" Larry says, no sorry I believe in Gods mysterious ways and He will save me. Anyway the fireman turned 15 minutes later to the spot and Larry is already 'till his waist in the quicksand, again the friendly fireman offers his help and of course again Larry begins preeching about the "Mysterious way's of God". Late that same night it bothers the fireman and walked again to the same spot. Larry is already 'till his neck in the sand and the entire same story happened again, Larry refused the help of the fireman. Larry past away and enters the Heavens Gate, he is quit pissed and asked God, "Why did U let me die?, I have always been a very good person even turned Prince into a Jehova Witness" God is pissed at this moment and says to Larry, "Larry listen carefully, I sent a fireman three times to help u and everytime u refused his help" !!! Style PaisleyParkVault.Com! [This message was edited Tue Jul 23 4:02:09 PDT 2002 by Stylecipation] | |
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Wasn't that nice or what? | |
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Nice variant on an existing joke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Hey Choc,
Ain't everything already been invented? I thought so, when u have something really new, let us know. Style PaisleyParkVault.Com! | |
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Stylecipation said: Hey Choc,
Ain't everything already been invented? I thought so, when u have something really new, let us know. Style PaisleyParkVault.Com! Didn't want to insult you. Maybe it's a nice project, to make some Prince joke's (out of old jokes) [This message was edited Tue Jul 23 4:31:25 PDT 2002 by ChocolateInvasion] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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ChocolateInvasion said: Stylecipation said: Hey Choc,
Ain't everything already been invented? I thought so, when u have something really new, let us know. Style PaisleyParkVault.Com! Didn't want to insult you. Maybe it's a nice project, to make some Prince joke's (out of old jokes) [This message was edited Tue Jul 23 4:31:25 PDT 2002 by ChocolateInvasion] I thought that was quite a good joke myself, thanx for that! brightened up a dull day at the office!! peace The Tao te Ching gives advice to rulers:
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Stylecipation said: Yesterday I heard a good joke from JP (thedawn.nl):
" At the Celebration this year, Larry walks outside Paisley Park right into quicksand, I fireman came by and Larry was already 'till his knees in the sand, The fireman asks "Sir, take my hand I will pull u out" Larry says, no sorry I believe in Gods mysterious ways and He will save me. Anyway the fireman turned 15 minutes later to the spot and Larry is already 'till his waist in the quicksand, again the friendly fireman offers his help and of course again Larry begins preeching about the "Mysterious way's of God". Late that same night it bothers the fireman and walked again to the same spot. Larry is already 'till his neck in the sand and the entire same story happened again, Larry refused the help of the fireman. Larry past away and enters the Heavens Gate, he is quit pissed and asked God, "Why did U let me die?, I have always been a very good person even turned Prince into a Jehova Witness" God is pissed at this moment and says to Larry, "Larry listen carefully, I sent a fireman three times to help u and everytime u refused his help" !!! Style PaisleyParkVault.Com! [This message was edited Tue Jul 23 4:02:09 PDT 2002 by Stylecipation] it was not a funny joke but a scary joke of god's ways and how we refuse to listen and accept even though it is the correct thing. | |
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Hi Choc,
No offence, just a little of truth 
Hey Subyduby or whatever, what the hack are u talking about, a scary thing? Maybe to u, but I'm sure u are not speaking for the rest of the population | |
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it's larty g !!! | |
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