Listening to Bob George in '88 on a poor vinyl boot, we all thought he said "Party!" instead of "Twice!" | |
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This isn't a Prince lyric, but it should suffice for a couple of laughs. Most people here have heard of PM Dawn. They have a song called "Downtown Venus". This stupid girl I know thought he was saying Downtown Penis. My Brain has since nerver recoverd from the contamination and everytime I hear the song now, all I hear is "Downtown Penis". It USED to b 1 of my favorite songs!!! | |
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HouseQuake: Shake your body till your NIPPLES stare at you>
It is neighbours (I think) | |
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SpookyElectrik said: LOL Okay I'll play,
I got busted out in the chatroom BIGTIME while singin' VickiWaiting, cuz of course I thought his character was 'one that deserves a COFFEE MATE' Anyway...it's COPY MADE. And this I one day, I hope 2 C Thanx for the correction Lyric good one thanks DJAMP | |
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I think the most classic example of a misheard Prince lyric resulted in the naming of a popular pop band from Liverpool called The Lightning Seeds.
Ian Broudie, the lead singer, actually believed Prince was singing the line "thunder drowns out all the lightning seeds"!!! in 'Raspberry Beret', as opposed to "thunder drowns out WHAT the lightning SEES"... "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person." | |
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REDFEATHERS said: HouseQuake: Shake your body till your NIPPLES stare at you>
It is neighbours (I think) Yeah, it is, but nipples is interesting...think about it! Shake your body till your nipples point up at your face. That's some body-shakin'. In "Mountains," I thought "Africa divided, hijack in the air" was "Afrika Bambaataa hijacked Enya." I'm not fucking joking. By the way, one of the funniest books I've ever read is a book of misheard lyrics called "Excuse me while I kiss this guy," referring of course to Purple Haze. It caught my eye because that's exactly what I used to think he was saying! | |
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Well,
When I first heard Objects In The Mirror, I thought he said "so much freaking shit" Then I looked at the lyric book and it was "so much we can share" Oh well, the shit one would have been funnier. | |
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Another funny one I've read about is from Jimi Hendrix.
People have thought he was saying "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy." | |
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When Prince said "The rainbow chrildren rise" I thought he said...
"I've lost the plot and I will follow larry until he dies"! . | |
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One of mine was in Glam Slam I thought he said "I'm so horny and you're the slut" | |
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rdhull said: DavidEye said: When I first heard "Little Red Corvette",I thought he was singing "She had a pocketful of horses,HER CHILDREN WERE SO CONFUSED"
What's really funny is,I used to go around SINGING it with those lyrics...lol... | |
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SquirrelMeat said: When Prince said "The rainbow chrildren rise" I thought he said...
"I've lost the plot and I will follow larry until he dies"! So wierd!! I thought that too!!! | |
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On "Purple Rain", instead of "I never wanted to be your weekend lover", I thought Prince was saying "Kill your neighbors with the machete...do it!! Do it now!!"...at least that's what my lawyer's gonna say... | |
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Ok i'll play
My sister bought the Controversy album and was playing the tiltle track. I thought it was saying Count-your-pussy ??? why? i don't know, young, dumb, horny??? ---------------------------------
Funny and charming as usual | |
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jthad1129 said: Ok i'll play
My sister bought the Controversy album and was playing the tiltle track. I thought it was saying Count-your-pussy ??? why? i don't know, young, dumb, horny??? Speaking of that song,I always assumed he was singing "Do you get high BECAUSE YOUR DADDY DIED?".Does anyone know what he is really saying? | |
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DavidEye said: Speaking of that song,I always assumed he was singing "Do you get high BECAUSE YOUR DADDY DIED?".Does anyone know what he is really saying?
"Do you get high?...Does your daddy cry?" I believe those are the lyrics, David... | |
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Thanks! | |
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DavidEye said: Thanks!
No prob... Beats the hell out of the original lyrics of "Do you get high?..does your daddy like to wear women's underwear on Friday nights?", doesn't it??... | |
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wellbeyond said: DavidEye said: Thanks!
No prob... Beats the hell out of the original lyrics of "Do you get high?..does your daddy like to wear women's underwear on Friday nights?", doesn't it??... LOL!!! | |
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wellbeyond said: On "Purple Rain", instead of "I never wanted to be your weekend lover", I thought Prince was saying "Kill your neighbors with the machete...do it!! Do it now!!"...at least that's what my lawyer's gonna say...
Funny | |
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EverlastingNow said: One of mine was in Glam Slam I thought he said "I'm so horny and you're the slut"
MY fav so far... | |
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A few weeks ago I found out that my kids didn't know the words to Christopher Tracy's Parade.
They were sining "Christopher Tracy's Beret" because of the france thing. You know. :rolleyes: I'm through. **************************************************
If the wind blew every petal from your precious red rose Would U be afraid of what U'd find inside? Prince - Dreamin' About U | |
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mrchristian said:[quote]My ex seriouly thought "Every wants to find Graffiti Bridge" was..."Everybody wants to fuck the greedy bitch".
No joke. quote] LMAO -------------------------------------------------
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feltbluish said:[quote] mrchristian said: My ex seriouly thought "Every wants to find Graffiti Bridge" was..."Everybody wants to fuck the greedy bitch".
No joke. quote] LMAO Nooo!! that's too funny!! | |
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This will crack u up...when i first heard "controversy", i thought the words were "want ur pussy". Just listen to it! My friend heard me singin it..and said, "what the f--- did u just say?" I said i "want ur pussy,damn..its just a song". She still doesnt let me forget. | |
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The song "Private Joy", I thought Prince was singing "U're my pride and joy LOL!!! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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toratora69 said: This isn't a Prince lyric, but it should suffice for a couple of laughs. Most people here have heard of PM Dawn. They have a song called "Downtown Venus". This stupid girl I know thought he was saying Downtown Penis. My Brain has since nerver recoverd from the contamination and everytime I hear the song now, all I hear is "Downtown Penis". It USED to b 1 of my favorite songs!!!
ROFLMOA!! Downtown Penis! ROFLMOA!! Is that in contrast to an Uptown Penis? RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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im still giggling over the "greedy bitch" one, anyway...
LITTLE RED CORVETTE -- instead of "u must be a limosine" I thought it was "u must be an imbecile" | |
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IstenSzek said: mine is one that I only learned about when I started coming on the org.
the line from "Lovesexy" I had always thought he sang: "You want me to [just] swim in you love sea" where it's actually [as people here have pointed out], "You want me to swivle in your love seat"... Wrong. It IS "..u want me 2 go swimming in your love sea...don't u baby?" Always was, always will b. Ask him. | |
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WHEN DOVES CRY- I always thought he sang "Maybe I'm just
like my mother/She's never satisfied" It's really "Maybe your just like my mother/She's never satisfied" Some people still get that wrong, but the lyrics come with the album on CD. [This message was edited Mon Jul 29 14:14:46 PDT 2002 by Biscuit] My name is BISCUIT...and I am funky! | |
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