salaciousV said:

You are one sick puppy, salacious. And I like it!

Berry said:

UH DID'N I SAY I'D SLAP THE PURPLE FUNK OUT YO' ASS if you started up wit dat FAM shit? lol...


If you are trying to hook yourself up with a job, thats one thang.. If you are just a lil' ol' crazyberry.. then I'm gonna hafta make you into some JUICE!

For the record: I have NOT gone shopping with Mani.

Nor do I want a job at PP.
[This message was edited Thu Jul 18 18:16:14 PDT 2002 by Berry]

uglybrowneyes said:

She is a goddess!!!

I have shown her my fruit bowl.

Berry said:

But you have volunteered to pick up trash at Paisley Park, have you not?

Yeah... yeah...yeah..but you might as well have. You are in the mix on a whole other level.

IceNine said:

You may have given her your fruit bowl, but she gave me her phone number. For $20 and a couple of DVDs, I might be able to be swayed to give it to you.

There needs to be a new fam war thread. This takes to fuckin' long to load.

TY Miss MBlaine

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Matt must be out on another date. This thing should have been deleted a long time ago.

Yes, I helped Laura and Damon clean. However they did not allow me to wear my traditional fam unitard!

After reconing the Supreme Overlord's socks our would be hero has once again stepped onto the battlefield. This time armed with a new sence of awarness. He has chosen his side. It must be FAN, because FAM never showed any nude pix. It was a trick the Captain had played on him in the Libido Wars. Promise of fantasies never fulfilled. It clouds the mind. I must say myself, a FAN since day one, FAM is just a smoke screen. Much like Berry's nude pix. Promising to include us in something close and personal, but not quite delivering. I know my place now. I AM A FAN. Hell, I'm not included in most of my own family gatherings, so why should I feel like part of Prince's family just because he found a new marketable word to ease the pain of admission. Much like todays car dealerships which sale, "PRE-OWNED CARS and not USED CARS". What's the difference? The way it makes some mindless car shoppers feel when they step on the lot. Since the word is not USED it must not have been dogged by some 16 year old who just got his lisence. No, it is PRE-OWNED, therefore the person who had it before me must have taken care of it like I took care of mine.

It's all smoke screens. Prince has a job to make music and entertain me. David Copperfield doesn't try to get close to his fans. He entertains the hell out of them, because that is what he does.

The Captain is releaved of all inhibited thoughts. It doesn't have to hurt Berry to arise from the deep sleep of FAM. Take my hand and walk with me. We can play Raspberry Beret and swap our favorite Prince stories. And in the end of our walk we will both be loved and adored by Prince equally. I do believe he loves us as FAN's. The entity that is the reason for his existance. With out us he can not be. But we will never sit at his dinner table, ride in his BMW or swap manly stories. We will however keep him rich and doing what he does best. Writing, recording and performing music. And for that, I promise ypu, he loves and adores us all.

Join us... Join us...

Berry said:

NOW you are disappointing me my lil' CrunchBerry! Work the system girl! Work it for the ... (gulp)! FAMS! lol

Here is a prime opportunity to be the voice of the fans to good ol' Mr. Nelson.

I hereby knight you with my long and very hard purple saber as FAMS ADMINISTRATOR: Fans Against Manipulation of Symbolina (sorry couldnt make use of the "S" and had to use that stupid word... ) hey sometimes hard to be clever in a timely response


ICE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT?

Then what would i do about my license plate...hmmm???



NEVER, you try to play niceties on me. Being sensible and kind...I know what u r up 2!!!

Just to prove to SalaciousV that I am always funny, I have reposted the following from Berry's 911 Fam thread.

uglybrowneyes said:

Berry said:

First of all, I think if you even remotely RESPECTED Prince, you would clean up after yourselves. Grown people and you cant pick up your damn water bottle!

Yeah you are fans/fams or whatever! Pick up after yourselves you piglets!


Sorry, envisioning Berry as a lone soldier cleaning a pig stye (sp?) worked me up! lol

If I recall correctly your license plate says NPG*FAM. You could just say that it stands for "Fan All Mighty".

IceNine said:

I have seen Ice9s fruit bowl and it is quite delicious!



UBE you're a DVD WHORE!



[This message was edited Thu Jul 18 18:33:51 PDT 2002 by salaciousV]

Berry said:

You could say that it stood for "Female Adult Mammal" instead of being a Prince reference.

Berry said:

in my best DeNiro voice

Ah you tawkin' to me??!?!

nLA said:

I don't know... I don't know... I think it might have something to do with the fact that I am a fucking idiot and sometimes complete idiots are funny.

salaciousV said:

This is just not true. Why? Do you have some you can send me?

Here's my address:

Uglybrowneyes
c/o Oceana
666 Im rilly Smart Drive
Dumbass, FL 666

uglybrowneyes said:

Was I supposed to laugh at "Pook Lives"?

I had to leave for a couple of hours, and the whole Fam War has gone down to the level of Berry sending naked pics and soldiers distracted w/masturbation?!??? I'm not into porno, but if Berry's handin out photos...

I have to reconsider my alliances...

No...I can't do it!!! Not even to see Berry naked will I run around in purple seaquins!!! Somebody hand me a purple lightsaber to protect me from the madness of that wild seductress...

IceNine said:

A complete idiot with a HUGE salad bowl! lol and Teabags to boot!

Ya gotta step up to the plate nLA.. lol

salaciousV said:

You are a succubus, woman. A complete succubus. May God have mercy on your soul.

uglybrowneyes said:

"But mom... I gotta tell chef he's marrying a succubus!!!" - Cartman

I will be launching a full fledged attack...
in the morning. I have other duties that require my assistance. I think sitting in my scooby undies and drinking coffee defending fams for 3 hrs straight is an admirable amount of dedication. And has put an unpresidented dent in the Prince community at large.

We shall see u all here at 657483 hundred hours!

uglybrowneyes said:

I DO NOT SUC BUSSES! Thats your other girlfriend that lives by the sea!

lol

DaddyMan said:

Now THAT was a good volley!

Direct hit! Major damage has been dealt to the opposition's forces.

Great work, soldier!