DaddyMan said:

I guess we could work up a number six on 'em.

IceNine said:

Propoganda from her pre-fam days...Ice, Ice, Ice...what next, radio broadcasts telling Fam troops that their girlfriends back home are having sex with communists??...

wellbeyond said:

Hey... don't let everyone in on my plans... propaganda works so much better when people don't know it is coming...

Captain DaddyMan, you may stop masturbating now. The war for you is over. Go home to your family.

Im now going to bed.

IceNine said:

What kind of war includes masturbation?! What kind of operation are you running here?

You don't even get Purgatory for masturbation. You go straight to Hell.

THANK YOU WELLBEYOND! Exactly! Fams are not brainwashed followers now r they???



Kisses to wellbeyond

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Then condemn me to everlasting hellfire!

I say we join forces and take down possumslimm...
Can you give a girl a hand?

wellbeyond said:

Propoganda from her pre-fam days...Ice, Ice, Ice...what next, radio broadcasts telling Fam troops that their girlfriends back home are having sex with communists??...[/quote]


The Captain stands shaken. "Were those RED SOCKS the Supreme Overlord had on!" He must leave the battlefield to recon those socks. Could she... Wellbeyond has caught the Captain off guard.

Berry said:

I say you put a brown bag over your head and commence to blowsocking me.

IceNine said:

Oh, you're going to Hell alright

If you believe in that sort of thing. Which, as I recall, you don't. Nor do I.

Anyhow, there are some things, such as your masturbation habits, that I just didn't need to know about. And I'm still pondering why you know what a Dirty Sanchez is.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

The fan army is masturbating frantically in an effort to ward off the effects of Berry's full on nude photo attack... obviously.

Berry said:

My girlfriend's talked to Prince and she's not a "fam" or at least she doesn't refer to herself as one... she digs Prince, and he dug her whenever they spoke. But not in an "interested" sort of way. She's a clever girl so she got jokes!

Prince does CARE about his fan base but I dont think he calls them FAMS.. lol.. I'm telling you.. he uses that term in order to "try" and be inclusive so that people think they are "close to him" and behave properly. It ain't ever gonna happen. LOL poor guy.


MORE DEFINITIONS OF A FAM:
A fam is the type of person that would volunteer at the celebration for toilet duty just to get next to Prince...

A smart fan is the type of person to volunteer at the celebration and help out (no toilet duty) in any other way to get in for FREE! ha!




P>S> I got my Purple lightsaber that will destroy a FAM's twitching curiosity for Prince's personal life.

Pretty fucking cool huh? I made it myself. Where do I line up?

here you go boys http://www.ugly-women.com/e_20.htm

IceNine said:

Then I must put my gun away, and not participate in the FAM wars. I'm afraid I cannot frantically masturbate to a photograph of a nude female.

When the pictures of Wellbeyond and a sheep come, perhaps.

Or 2the9s in assless pants.

How ironic nLA. I helped out at PP and he was not there, nor did I gat paid. (hmmm)



I actually use the term to feel closer to other fans, not Prince. I think it is so interesting that you know so much about what he thinks, can you tell us more?
[This message was edited Thu Jul 18 17:51:31 PDT 2002 by Berry]

"Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger ..."

nLA said:

Your post has served as your induction into the fan army.

Welcome aboard, soldier! You have already distinguished yourself with your excellent post.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

No, no, no... you missed an earlier communication... heterosexual female fan army members do NOT have to masturbate to the nude pictures... they are encouraged to do the most damage due to their lack of arousal by the female form.

YOU ARE OUR MOST VALUABLE SOLDIERS!!!

NCC2012 said:

A fine idea, but we are not looking for a grail here... maybe a large, wooden symbol would get us inside the gates though!!!

FAM WAR, MASTURBATION, NUDE PHOTOS!??!



WHY DIDNT ANYONE CALL ME?!?



and why isn't beastiality on this list? POOK? UBE? 2THE9s?

oh, 9's is a hermaphrie.. sorry.. lol.

salaciousV said:

Another FAN for the war! Yes!!!

I am glad to have you on board, Salacious!


Oh... did I mention that I was masturbating?

You mentioned that several times.

If that IstenSzek (sp) guy comes in here, and starts masturbating...Well. I might be more excited about the thought of joining a fam war!

I would rather suck my own butt through a bendee straw than be called a "fam". Other than the name change, scrawling slave across his cheek, the buttless pants and the bikini briefs and leg warmers, this may be the most embarrassing thing about being a Prince fan. I light a candle in honor of Jehovah everyday that that ridiculous word never went mainstream.

Berry said:

Well Ms. CrunchBerry (you look like you would crackle in my mouth -- LOL .. its a compliment, so dont get sad, cuz then I'd have to call you BlueBerry.. I know I'm corny as all fuck!)

Well Berry, I NEVER said that's what he THINKS but what as an intelligent empathetic man I WOULD THINK if I were in his shoes.

He lives in a flagrant, gifted, blessed, illogical, non-private, oxymornic bubble world and to think that he would EMBRACE strangers by calling them FAMILY is sort of ludicrous.

However, to your credit, I do think that on some level he cares. I know for a FACT that he didnt make any money at the Celebration. I DON'T KNOW for a fact that he did as part of his new religious endeavors. Anything and everything is plausible and possible, but you know what, I dont really give a flying fuck (no disrespect to you).


Prince (as illogical as this may sound) is a very smart guy. He needs to keep his core fanbase happy (ONE WOULD THINK RELEASING NEW MUSIC WOULD DO IT>>>) but NO! LOL .. Anyway I think this is his way of trying to make his fanbase feel special. Believe me, my gf has lots of stories and many of the wildones include him BOLTING, RUNNING by people who bumrush him and consider themselves FAMS. Look, its no finger pointing at you. I didnt know you volunteered at Paisley, I'm just saying.

As far as I'm concerned Prince has my loyalty as a consumer and supporter. But he doesnt have my loyalty as a friend or family member . It aint like that and it will never be like that...

NOW STEP BACK FOR MY LIGHT SABER HAS GROWN AND JUST CUT OFF THE STRINGS TO YOUR BIKINI!!!

that was your bikini wasn't it?

Hey, Berry, you are a FAM on a whole other level. You have reached the place in the Prince Fan/Fam world where you are in the They Hate Me 'Cuz They Ain't Me category!!! Don't be offended when people talk about Fams being crazy becaust that is not really the family you belong to. The Fams wish they could sit at the soundboard. The Fams wish they could go shopping with Mani. The Fams wish they knew the things you knew. (Yes, I am telling all of your business because neither the fans or the Fams would believe the level you are on.) The fans don't really care because they are truly there for the music so you don't really have to worry about them. Keep the war going if you bust, but you are the true NEW BREED LEADER. (and you stood up and organized)

your HOMIE

IceNine said:

Well geez Ice, your jizz juice alone could fuel 10 armored tanks.

I think you can pretty much fight this war all on your own!

MBlaineEverywhere said:

SOOO BERRY BERRY QUITE CONTRARY!!! you've been shoppin with the missus and are now pledging allegiance to the family? LOL


Sittin' at the soundboard, shimmying on up to Mani, chattin' with Prince... hmmm I think Mani got her start that way too! LOL

Pretty soon you'll be working at Paisley. Go on girl. Do what ya gotta do. No playa hata's on this side.

I'm retracting my saber till you start up with that FAM shit again. lol

nLA and mblaine, join my fabulous forces! Join if not only for the uniforms! Please see above for their description.

I think we could even bypass initiation... perhaps...

I must confer. Stay tuned.

Jizz juice.

Well.