After smoothly ditching the Supreme Overloard during a heated scene of "Law and Order", Captain DaddyMan, once the leader of a rag tag baggypants coalition which helped to overthrough the dreded bell bottom jeans alliance, stands poised on the edge of the battlefield like a panther in the jungle prepaired to pounce on unsuspecting prey. But yet he is torn. The Dark Side calls to him with the sweet temptation of the joy that would come from laying down hell fire on every FAM that as much as pokes his head out their hole like a praire dog. Suddenly thoughts of thoses dasterly praire dogs at Chuckie Chesse comes to mind. If I can only hit them all in the head with no guilt are shame and bask in the glory of the Dark Side. But yet, even after 15 years of service to the Supreme Overloard, his libido is still ever present and naked pictures cut through the temptation like the tunnel of light to a newly released soul. Rain hell fire with the Dark Side or pull recon for the FAM Aliance after seeing dirty pix. Decisions, decisions... Commercial is on...

wellbeyond said:

Picture Jesse Jackson in the nude... that should do the trick.

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mmm...come here icenine babeee...mmm

Chandrasonic said:

Skeletonkee is on the battlefield now!!!

Our legions are growing.

IceNine said:

CTRL ALT DEL that thought Ice9, keep you mind on your masturbation.

DaddyMan said:

Join the winning team... we are all set up in bunkers... masturbating frantically...

Berry said:

I still have 243 bottles of lotion... and I have stamina! Keep the nudity coming and so will I!

IceNine said:

Oh, yeah...that got my hair to stand at attention, alright...and it's the ONLY thing that will stand at attention as long as that image floats in my head...thanks..

wellbeyond said:

AHA!!! You have done a great service to the fan alliance...


ATTENTION: All heterosexual male fan army members should now picture Jesse Jackson in the nude... this will get rid of your erection and we can continue the battle!!!

The Fan Army to too bg for them. Reinforcements have knocked them back, they are on the run. Ice9 send in Masturbatory Squad 4 to clean out the FaM enclaves.

Would you all mind terribly if I ripped on one person...just once? Then we can resume the war? I've always been miss eventemper and miss sensible. Just once pleassseee???

GoldiesParade said:

Okay, beaters... you heard the man... MARCH!!!


A quick question for the "fams:"

Will you pretend not to notice when we blow it in your eye?

Berry said:

Please do it!!! Please!!!

IceNine said:

My pleasure...well, maybe "pleasure" isn't the right word to use here, but you know what I mean...Are you sure it's worth it, though??...That's one damn heavy price to pay to win this thing...you thought Hiroshima was drastic??...Peek a vision of ol' Jesse buck nekkid on a bearskin rug...(shiver)...talk about shell shock...

IceNine said:

That has been my observation as well. The security guards know Prince's tastes and preferences and they will select women from the lines of people outside of clubs who fit these preferences.

I remember reading a report on the Org from someone who went to a Hit 'n Run show and security guards picked about a dozen women to go inside a club after hours where Prince was having a private party after the regular afterparty. The person said that the women who were selected got to dance and talk with Prince while those who weren't selected waited outside where all kinds of crying and drama over being rejected was going on until almost 4 a.m.

PossumSlimm said:

PossumSlimm gets gunned down in a "friendly fire" incident...

Berry said:

FaM Leader is confused. We have won. Goldie hands control to Ice9 with his one clean hand. Goldie goes to bed as it is 1am in his bettle sector, safe in the knowledge that the FaMs are beaten.

Medal Ceremony 19 July when I wake up. Black Tie please.

Dear possumslimm,

You are a FUCKING IDIOT!

Sincerely,

GoldiesParade said:

Good evening comrade... rest well and congratulations on a battle well fought.

I am back and renewed! Fresh and revived!

Time to play "temptation" fammmsss...mmmuuuhhhwwwaaa!

Yes fams, they fell 4 it. they r sleeping. Go in quitely...

Berry said:

You're troops will have the advantage, Berry...considering all of IceNine's troops have carpal tunnel syndrome by now...

Berry said:

I sleep lightly, so be warned. Goldie after cutting off many FaM heads has quick shower to wash off their purple blood. Berry thinks she is safe, but assassin is on the way. Goldie sniggers, then yawns.

HA HA HA HA he laughs in an evil manner.
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Where's the war? Have I missed it already?!

ALERT: "Fam" troops... Here is the text of a message the Berry posted about Prince!

YOUR LEADER IS ACTUALLY A FAN!!!

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This WHOLE ISSUE here is about RESPECT FOR YOUR FAN/FAMS nothing more!

Some of u out here don't seem to get it. Why should I feel as though I can't be one of his concert goers any more? Why am I even feeling like I shouldn't go to Celebration?

I do not have a problem listening to him. I have a problem when he implies that he doesn't want by belief under his roof or when he makes me feel as though I am bad for the vibe...NO TWO WAY STREET THERE. That is my ONLY problem.

I think many fans are alienated. I have been very quiet until now. Prince does not seem to care about my feelings and he speaks his mind, now I'm speaking mine.

By the way, there are some replies here (no finger pointing, it's not cool) that have made it clear that they also do not embrace those who do not believe in "God". And telling us (who believe differently) that we no longer belong here [in this family] is flat out cruel and disgusting. With folks like that, it is no wonder there is so much evil still in the world

We talk about PEACE, UNITY, LOVE, RESPECT, NO DISCRIMINATION...

Well I got news... this is a form of discrimination!

Captain DaddyMan ponders ICENINE's proposal. He thinks of how all the years of serving under the Supreme Overlord has made him a battlefield hardened veterain of many battles. He reflects on the countless nights he spent bunkered down in his fox hole constantly bombarded by the Legion of Libido. The explosions were numbing to his very soul. Only the sound of his own screams, as lay in the fetile postion masturbating to the point of exhaustion, could temporairly drown out the agonizing assult. But being the loyal servant of the Supreme Overlord sometimes has it's reward. With power unregistered by any known means in this space and time, the Supreme Overlord would occasionally lay assult on the legion and pull the withered, battered and bruised captian from his foxhole. Being Supreme she knows just how far his loyalty can be pushed.

Hey ICENINE, what else does your side have besides lotion?

The Captain ponders...

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

The battle continues...

My right arm is getting pretty tired and I have a cramp in my hand, but I am still fighting... and masturbating...

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Now, we climb into your bed and rub you gently with our kind ways and thoughtful gestures, because fams are beautiful and good people from all over...