Damn naked pics. Maybe I am a "fam".

Berry said:

Damn it!!!
Damn it!!!
Damn it!!!

We need some blind fans to join up!

IceNine said:

IceNine, might I suggest you counterstrike with nude photos of YOU, to counteract Berry's naked offensive...


By the way...I'm not on either side here...I'm just encouraging nudity on P.org...

wellbeyond said:

Im encouraging teabagging.

wellbeyond said:

I second that notion.

lovemachine said:

No, no, no... don't let the absolutely palpable beauty of the female body sway you in your resolve... Stay strong and masturbate but don't give in!!!

Man Down, Man Down. Red 5, come in. Send in the Gay Bridage Division 6. The Berry is not dead, repeat, The Berry is not raspberried. I see you stood low, we shall stoop lower. Begin Ice9.

wellbeyond said:

Damn it... I will do it! I will do it for the team!

"red 5 here"

IceNine said:

Okay I will remain strong for the "fans".

But trust me I don't need to be told to masturbate

Berry said:

Goddamn it!!!
A double-agent!!!

IceNine said:

Do I get to see?

Berry said:

Berry, i say keep your clothes on babe, or our battle is lost

lovemachine said:

IceNine and his brigade of hairy-palmed soldiers start on the attack...

Berry said:

You under-estimate the power of the Fan Side. Ice9 will send a leagion of his best streakers to head off your attack. You and your friends will not survive this.

Chandrasonic said:

It is okay now... I have just hit the store and purchased a case of Jergin's lotion... I will withstand the assault!

I have a code purple for all fams, code Purple. Bring ALL you shoes, buttons, posters, albums, cd's, tshirts, umbrellas, coolers, fans, and ticket stubs. We are going into battle...

I don't have hairy palms. thankyou.

Berry said:

Don't forget your "AAA-OOO-WAH!!" battle cry...that should unnerve them quite a bit...

Attention: All heterosexual male fan troops are required to acquire a ration of some sort of lubricant in order for the frantic masturbation that will be necessary to withstand the nude assault of Berry and her "fam" troops.

All homosexual fan troops must resist the "fam" troops' shiny and alluring clothing... we will buy each of you an outfit of your choice when the war is over... Stay strong!

All heterosexual female fan troops should continue with the battle.

All homosexual female fan troops must stay strong in their resolve by virtue of prodigious masturbation, much like the heterosexual male troops. Stay strong, my lesbian colleagues!!!


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[This message was edited Thu Jul 18 16:57:33 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

Thank you wellbeyond, I knew I could count on you.

Berry said:

We fans will start a bonfire with the "fams'" ticket stubs!!!

That will show them!

Berry said:

My pleasure, Berry...although I'm on neither side, actually...just call me the Jesse Jackson of this Fam War...if there are cameras, I will be there...

wellbeyond said:

You should be the Don King of the "fam" wars... you could make a lot of cash...

Fams...it's come to that time...


Get out your thigh high boots (use a lint roller to clean them).

Get out your stinky, I mean slinky little g-string.

Do some stretches, because we are gonna get our freak on!

IceNine said:

I shall bring out my big bertha, that will scare them off. FIRE.

IceNine said:

Can't...my hair won't stand on end like his does...

Berry said:

Damn your cold heart!!!

I thought that I was supposed to have a refractory period... I have beaten it over and over... and over with no refractory period...

Clever tactics... clever... it is hard to fight when you are so damned busy masturbating.

IceNine said:

here i am...and ive brought some killer bjork discs to rally up the troups...



look...my main issue with the term "fam" is that it creates a label for people...since when was labeling folks cool...i know your heart is in the right place berry doll but...it just seems soo high schoolish..."well, im a fam...what are you?"...

We all should be less concerned about what our labels are and enjoy the experiences (good and bad) that one gains by following prince's career...

speaking of bad experiences: I will never forget my first Prince concert experiences...looking all fly in my addidas jumpersuit outfit and fur coat w/ platform addidas shoes...hanging out with Mina, Kortney, another girl and a buddy Chris...We go up to one this guy that was hanging out with Londell (or whatever the laywers name is)...Mina and Kortney asks for afterparty VIP passes and the guy looks and looks at all of us and goes..."three passes"...which, by the way he looked the three girls up and down was a clear indication that they were only for the girls...My girl Kortney asks for two more for us guys and he looks at us and goes..."three"...

oh well...we went to Club Universe and ended up having a blast...later to find ot the aftershow sucked...speaking of Universe..Will never forget running into Bjork looking like an eskemo here. not a single person gawked at her and she looked to be having a blast...*sigh* damn were my underground days fun...never knew who you were gonna run into and the beats were hard...but im rambling...

All heterosexual female fan troops should continue with the battle.


Im battling dammit! but nothing's happening, I think we need more troops.