Berry said:

not a spy, just a fan.

GoldiesParade said:

I am bringing in some reinforcements right now...

Chandrasonic said:

Chandrasonic is on the winning team!!!

Fans... UNITE!

Berry said:

[barks order] Commander, increase your fire power to their main reactor. I see you will not leave your bunker willingly. Looks like Im going to have to send the hounds in after you. Be careful they scratch rather well.

As my counterpart I have military respect for you and I admire your tactics, but you are no match for my army.

Whist I have destracted you, my men are already in your bunker hunting you down. I advise you to hide in a cupboard, fast, because they are nastier than angry debt collectors. That is all the help I will give you.

Icenine, help is futile. In addition to our state of the art, platonium digitilized remote deflective lazer button bonnets, we have purple sequine pantsuits. HA, those are not sequines my dearest enemy. Those are hyperfrequency mini cd's. They are made of unavailable high grade Rolandxp50 micro-blinding senses destructors.

You have had your warning!

The Fam War here is just too funny. But I'm torn, which side should I join? Should I go with Berry (a person who's posts I've always enjoyed) or should I go with the fans (love your posts too IceNine)... I don't know where I stand...aaarrggghhh...I just cant stand the sight of the carnage

Berry said:

Now this posts just scared the mess out of me...I'm going with the fans!! Besides, you know Prince is suing me for using his logo as my avatar...

Berry said:

You might give us boners with your tight and shiny pants, but you will never break our resolve!

Forward... march!

Playing dirty are we Berry, I see. You are foolish to fight the faN army. Your only chance is escape.

Ice9 - Send in "The Cleaner". Now your in trouble, Berry.

Housequake...you must pass initiation first. However I need to consult with other fams, we have never had anyone join before. Will be in touch!

Housequake2K2 said:

Well done. You may head up the 4th Army.

Housequake2K2 said:

You should really join us... everyone wants to be a winner, don't they?

GoldiesParade said:

We are very glad that you made the right choice!


Welcome to the winning team!!!

Berry said:

And the over-zealous fam behind you shoves her way to the front to bellow out a scream that shatters your eardrum and forces the pulsating veins in her forehead out to the surface in an ugly display of unbridled 'fammage'.


Yeah, that would be done by the masses of your fellow fams.


I find those people sickening, and can't muster one iota of respect for any such person. Because ridiculous people with ridiculously unwarranted enthusiasm followed other musical artists I don't care about, doesn't mean I have to like, or even tolerate, those kind all up in my mix. It was moronic then, just as it is now. And yes, I'm judging them, because that is enough for me to go on. And no, I really don't do anything even remotely close to that insane.

Then don't associate yourself with fams. Because the people that act in such an uncontrolled manner invariably claim the term for themselves. And once that's done, it's done.

Oh no, not that. Haven't seen any of that from people around here. But, you're absolutely right. Can't handle it? Then you shouldn't be here. This is a place for opinion — it's a message board — and therefore it is exactly my place to offer it.


Despite how you might act, or how you think of the word "fam", it will never displace the thousands of fams that are much as I, and many others, have witnessed and described.

I'm not attacking you. I'm attacking the overwhelming number of people that find themselves in an uncontrolled fit of spastic fammism whenever something relating to Prince is near.

I seee...

I may have to resort to the chat area. Break out my charm, and show naked pictures of myself..., but whatever must be done will be done! YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THE LAST OF ME!

LONG LIVE THE FAMS!




Shabaslove, go away.
[This message was edited Thu Jul 18 16:36:08 PDT 2002 by Berry]

Berry said:

Wait a second... are we talking about naked photos here???

Let's see 'em!!!


EDIT: Damn it!!! I was almost ruined by my love for the shapely female form... damn this raging libido! Damn it!!!

You are clever, "fam" leader... very clever, indeed. My turgidity has subsided now and I can focus on the task at hand... destroying the "fam" base and replacing it with a healthy fan base.

...
[This message was edited Thu Jul 18 19:49:53 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

wellbeyond said:

Accidently stumbling onto the battlefield, after being demanded to take out the trash by the Supreme Overlord, Captian DaddyMan realizes the troops have massed on both sides. Armed with only his bathrob and a headache from last night's atempt to recapture his youth he quickly calculates his best laid position in this battle. But before he can make contact with the leader of his new alliance the Supreme Overlord commands him to bring himself back to her domain to finish her bidding.



Just the thoughts of an over sexed and under worked middle aged man. My bad, I got that backwards. You know what I mean.

wellbeyond said:

Well said Wellbeyond! Exactly my point!

"Fammage" I like that, looks like its medals all round before tea. Well done. [Goldie surveys the smokey terrain which was once the faM base Echo 1. His troops, although weary, surround him and cheer. "We will NOT be beaten" he shouts to the survivors as they celebrate and begin the pillaging of FaMland. The body of the famleader may never be found, but until it is, Goldie will keep looking].

Berry said:

Um...sorry, Ice, but I don't think any amount of intelligence, wit or sarcasm is gonna stand a chance up against seeing Berry nekkid...

Daddyman, I like your courage and style. I have a spot for you doing sequine support, it's top secret. Get back to me at 00943 hundred hours!

Berry said:

Not a chance. You now found the area where it's 'not your place' to speak.

GoldiesParade said:

Have you not heard? She is still alive and is preparing nude pictures in an attempt to throw our troops off balance due to our raging erections... we need some gay troops in here NOW!!! Goddamn it, NOW!!!

Swinger said:

Swinger, what determined these special selectees? Were they just drop dead gorgeous girls who were selected by security or what?

Tea?

Chandrasonic said:

Earn your medal first. Tea later.

AnimalKingdom said:

From my experience, I have seen Prince's people shuttling in a healthy line of really attractive women... lucky prick.

GoldiesParade said:

Have we recruited any gay troops yet... you know, to counteract Berry's nude photo attack?

Your attempts to rally the gay coalition is futile...
They LOVE our outfits! (gigglegiggle)