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Thread started 07/18/02 9:51pm

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How To Become...

How To Become His Wife:

Think that one day you may be with Prince, instead of the woman he is currently with at the time. Envision yourself there!
Do everything in your power to be noticed by Prince.
This includes running over fans, as if you were a football player, to get to the front of the stage, all the while thinking that once you're there, he'll see you and he will find his true soulmate once and for all. After all girls...each and every one of you are the only one for him!
Send him letters of thanks in the mail and to every e-mail address there is...not forgetting to include that beautiful photograph of yourself. Telling him what an inspiration he is to you, and how close you feel to him. It's as if...as if you were one! There's that connection again!
Save something special for years and years to give to him. Once he sees how special this gift is, and the meaning behind it, you've caught him! He may just take you home right there!
Dazzle him with your singing ability. Once he's heard your angelic voice, there's no turning back! Send those cd's, send those links, do whatever it takes! You're gonna snag that man yet!
Change religions each and every time he does. You are One, afterall.
Become a vegetarian! If you find that he ate ham on his chef salad, by all means...eat a little ham, too! But, please, keep up on his eating habits, he may pass on the ham next time and that connection may be lost!
Change your last name to Nelson. Is it coincidence or fate?
Learn all the moves of his current dancer! Show him how versatile you are! You may just be the next one, then you can really put your moves on him. You vixen, you!
Wear short skirts, crotchless panties, a push up bra with a tube top, Fuck me Pumps... Bend over, squeeze your Breasts together and Purr!!! *Ladies, this has not been very successful yet, but give it a go! Show him what a catch you are! Leave nothing to the imagination!

How To Become A Fam:

Wear assless pants
Never lose the mindset that Prince can do no wrong. If you lose sight of this, you are well on your way to becoming a fan.
Love everything he does! The man is Godly!
Purple is still the rage, Paisley People! Our clothes, our hair, we don't care!
Live and breathe, Prince. Prince! Prince! Prince! There is no other!
Dress like him...be him! This is the ultimate compliment! Uber even. Yeah, Really! Really!

How To Become A Fan:

Listen to his music and admire him for who he is. A man with the gift of music.

I had more, but I became bored. smile

lol
[This message was edited Thu Jul 18 23:04:52 PDT 2002 by HellerHighwater]

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Reply #1 posted 07/18/02 9:53pm

2the9s	Wear assless pants.
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HellerHighwate r	There you go! That would make you a true fam, wouldn't it!?
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Reply #3 posted 07/18/02 10:00pm

2the9s	You bet your bottom dollar! Get it? bottom dollar? heh heh
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HellerHighwate r	2the9s said: You bet your bottom dollar! Get it? bottom dollar? heh heh Ha!
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2the9s	[This message was edited Thu Jul 18 22:16:03 PDT 2002 by 2the9s]
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Reply #7 posted 07/18/02 10:12pm

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2the9s said:

Wear assless pants.

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Reply #8 posted 07/18/02 10:14pm

2the9s	How to become his bass player: Learn to play "Everyday People" backwards and forward. How to become his percussionist/gameboy: Play whack beats How to become his Webdesigner: Borrow Flash For Idiots from the library. Bitch! [This message was edited Thu Jul 18 22:16:43 PDT 2002 by 2the9s]
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HellerHighwate r	2the9s said: How to become his bass player: Learn to play "Everyday People" backwards and forward. How to become his percussionist/gameboy: Play whack beats How to become his Webdesigner: [list][] Borrow Flash For Idiots* from the library. now I see an edit coming.
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Reply #10 posted 07/18/02 10:18pm

HellerHighwate r	toootheniner said: Bitch!
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Reply #11 posted 07/18/02 10:19pm

Vagina	U surely are the funniest person here on the org! I couldn't stop laughing but you didn't include the most important thing! CHANGE your Last Name to Nelson...
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Reply #12 posted 07/18/02 10:21pm

HellerHighwate r	Vagina said: U surely are the funniest person here on the org! I couldn't stop laughing but you didn't include the most important thing! CHANGE your Last Name to Nelson... Done.
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Reply #13 posted 07/18/02 10:23pm

Vagina	And of course have his Baby. don't forget the Purple Hair here and There!
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Reply #14 posted 07/18/02 10:30pm

HellerHighwate r	Vagina said: And of course have his Baby. don't forget the Purple Hair here and There! You know, Vagina, you may have been a better candidate than I, to write the upper portion.
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Reply #15 posted 07/18/02 10:33pm

2the9s	How to become his pool boy: Make sure he is hiring. Apply for the job
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Reply #16 posted 07/18/02 10:37pm

HellerHighwate r	2the9s said: How to become his pool boy: Make sure he is hiring. Apply for the job lol Are you saying this from experience? I betcha it was the assless pants that hooked him!
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HellerHighwate r	Matt, please don't lock my thread. Give it time. Just a little time. That's all I'm asking. Lock it tomorrow. Please. [This message was edited Thu Jul 18 22:38:34 PDT 2002 by HellerHighwater]
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Reply #18 posted 07/18/02 10:38pm

Vagina	Wear short skirts,crotchless panties, a push up bra with a tube top,Fuck me Pumps... Bend over, squeeze your Breasts together and Purr!!!
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Reply #19 posted 07/18/02 11:55pm

Chandrasonic	2the9s said: Borrow Flash For Idiots from the library. SOOO unfunny [This message was edited Thu Jul 18 23:56:41 PDT 2002 by Chandrasonic]
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Reply #20 posted 07/19/02 5:57am

2the9s	Chandrasonic said: 2the9s said: Borrow Flash For Idiots from the library. SOOO funny! Thank you Chandy!
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Reply #21 posted 07/19/02 9:18am

Chandrasonic	2the9s said: Chandrasonic said: 2the9s said: Borrow Flash For Idiots from the library. SOOO funny! Thank you Chandy! I think you mean Flash for dummies. dummy.
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Reply #22 posted 07/19/02 9:20am

2the9s	Oh. heh heh. You're right.
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Reply #23 posted 07/19/02 9:55am

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How To Become A Fan:

Listen to his music and admire him for who he is. A man with the gift of music.

Oh, yes!

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Reply #24 posted 07/19/02 10:02am

Berry	As head of the fam army: I'm sorry to inform you you, but we are not taking recruits at this time. I apologise but all of my staff is out in the field battling Icenine and his army of fans. Your criteria is also outdated. Fams disagree with prince all the time, hence annoying him. We will contact you with updates asap. 10/4
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Berry said:

As head of the fam army:

I'm sorry to inform you you, but we are not taking recruits at this time. I apologise but all of my staff is out in the field battling Icenine and his army of fans.

Your criteria is also outdated. Fams disagree with prince all the time, hence annoying him. We will contact you with updates asap. 10/4

You are in trouble, Berry... I have switched to a left-handed approach and I am ready for battle!

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IceNine said:

You are in trouble, Berry... I have switched to a left-handed approach and I am ready for battle!

General Icenine, UBE reporting for duty!

However, I will not be volunteering to clean up trash for you as Fam General Berry did for Prince. Such an act would make me a "fam" of yours and that, I simply cannot tolerate. Court martial me if you must.

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uglybrowneyes said:

IceNine said:

You are in trouble, Berry... I have switched to a left-handed approach and I am ready for battle!

I would court martial you if you DID volunteer to pick up my jizz rags!!!

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