20 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME NEARLY 35 YEARS TO LEARN

Many are very relevant to Prince and Prince.org so don't delete this Matt

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories decides to deliver a message to humanity,He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

6. You should not confuse your career with your life.

7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is certifiable crazy.

9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. If anybody cares how you dance, feel sorry for them.
They need to get a life and learn how to have fun. And notice that people who dance and cut loose once in a
while, usually live longer.

10. Never lick a sharp steak knife.

11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and
compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

16. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

19. Don't think that because a person is having fun, they are drinking to excess. Some people have fun naturally, given the moment ;and you need to find out how they do it.

20. Your friends love you anyway.
[This message was edited Tue Jul 16 23:27:43 PDT 2002 by bkw]

jeremyfaulkner said:

Cheers

Hello all. Sorry to intrued...but has everyone already downloaded to new NPGMC song? It's a live track from the Celebration (1+1+1=3). Plus, "a" concert video from the Celebrations is being promised very soon. Peace from Texas!

Very wise thing...Im younger than u but i learned already some of ur point...

Oh thank you wise one!

Great list!

Have u been hanging out with Baz Luhrmann? Seriously though, they were great. The above average driver 1 cracked me up

8)
as usual - humourous, entertaining and twisted
I love it