creamy baby oil on regular tissue has always worked just fine...

u throughly clean ur nfant, y wouldn't u clean urself as well?

I love bidets. They're awesome. Every house in America should have one, perhaps it would cut down on the butt flakes that crust off of our anuses, then fly around only to be inhaled into our defenseless lungs.

I don't know about you, but I am not particularly fond of breathing fecal matter 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

No not I that is so Gross! Ever watch weird German Porno like this? Disgusting what some people will do. And they absolutely love it. Ugh!

Vagina said:

Shouldn't just target the Germans for weird pornography. Lots of different countries do different things - just applies to different tastes and what is accepted culturally-wise.

"Different strokes for different folks..."

Vagina said:

It is no surprise you watch porno but GERMAN PORN?

Geez. Sick twat.

Anywayz, back to moist paper. Hamsterz DO advice to use it. It is clean and easy on the bum. No perfumed moisties though. They can give you a rash.
Like the one Vagina has.

He wrote a whole song about his special lavender scented moist wipes called 'Soft And Wet'.

He wrote another one last year about it called 'U Make My Bum Shine'.

Vagina said:

weird german pornos? why dont I know about that? did I miss out on something?

You can also try a very fine-grain sandpaper to sand your rim off... that is the technique of choice for some.

NO Prince doesnt. Billy Sparks uses them to wipe Prince's rear.

Yeah, and he won't let band members use his moist wipes.
He forces them to use that evil tracing-paper stuff you used to find in cheap public toilets years ago.

Oh, apart from Larry. He doesn't need it, coz the sun shines out of his ass anyway.

comatose

that is really a stupid ?.how dirty can you get and what buisness is it of yours what kind he uses?

Firstly, Germany and Amersterdam has all of that weird Porno coming out. Everything seems to be legal there. I don't think in anybody's culture they eat and drink excrement or blood. And let me tell you something I don't watch this stuff,they are at the video stores with the boxes in plain view. O.K. That stuff is Sick!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

honey, put PopLife in and learn...



and what would *you* like to talk about lil boy...???

Vagina said:

What kind of video stores are you visiting???

Wouldn't you love to know where these stores are?

Vagina said:

What a PIG!

Vagina said:

Well... now that you mention it... no.

Vagina said:

When you do things like this--quote and then answer yourself--is it on purpose, or did you mean to quote and respond to IceNine?

AnotherLoverHoleinYoHead said:

You'll have to give her a break... she is a bit confused.

Smart-Asses the 2 of you huh? Very good but you know you 2 are the PIGS!

Vagina said:

oh yeah?! well you're a vagina!

It's just a name damn don't get so peturbed! Call me V instead!

Vagina said:

You never answered my question earlier... you know where I asked if you had ever farted at any point during your lifetime?


Well... ?

Vagina said:

Can we call you vulva?

Oh my God! You are so crazy! That picture with that monster and that smile! Haha! You wanna call me vulva? How bout VULVitta? I like that one instead!

And CalhounSq buys the used ones on eBay.

Vagina said:

Much like the processed cheese spread, eh?

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[This message was edited Wed Jul 17 11:35:29 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

Something like that!.

Ok Skeleton I'v held my tongue long enough you always have something negative to say, you are a male, why do you care what Prince use to wipe his ass with, are you gay? Because there's a reason why you're here posting all this negativity because deep down your in love with Prince. I know you're gonna say something ugly but I don't care I just wish you would go away and develop a hate site somewhere else!!!