JUST FOR FUN WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE TO HAVE PRINCE PASTOR A CHURCH ?AND WOULD U ATTEND

He's got enough of my money!

If he played "Housequake" during the sermon, I might...

frankenstien and mercy

Ofcourse. He'll have the best religious music of all churches!

I couldn't tolerate going to any church, much less one that features sermonizing by Prince.

The mysterious new additon to Paisley Park is some type of church. This may be closer to reality than you think...
and I agree with an earlier post, if he did Housequale in the sermon, I wpould be front and center every Sunday morning to be blessed by the funk!

If Prince does this I would be in ECTASY.

I certainly wouldn't commute to Minneapolis just to see and hear him preach...

He'd have a rough time, cuz there would be certain someones attending just to a gawk at the man..

Vagina said:

u so funny

IceNine said:

yea but just imagine the church organ


damn!

Yeah! Then afterward we could all stick rusty nails in our eyes, just for fun.

No thanks !

Morris&Jerome could He his Deacons.Larry Graham would be on the Bench with Him.Usher could be the Usher.Ingrid Chavez,Sonny Thompson&Michael Bland are the Cooks.Vanity will do Sunday School Classes.Billy Sparks will Organize Church Outings.Dr.Fink will be the Organ Player.Albert Magnoli will Direct all Sunday Services.Dez Dickerson will Play Church Guitar.Cat&Mayte will Dance down the Aisles as REV.NELSON leads the Church into The Holy Anthem about Corperate Evilness "Thieves in the Temple"with Michael Jackson on background vocals singing you Devil Tommy Mottola.yeah that would be some Church Huh??

mistermaxxx said:

just so long as apollonia wasn't singing in the choir.

apollonia7 could, tho.

...And Will Smith can be a guest preacher...

utopia7 said:

I guess we all here on the org know now who played hooky in school these topics do the work them selves if you know what I mean. Imagine, just try a little tenderness I haven't found my self enlightened nor am I amused by this question that is none of our decision to make nor is God's house to be played with for fun purposes. This topic is highly uncreative I thought you should know and it is giving non-believers and non-fams a chance to talk dirty and nasty in relation to Prince and The Lord's house. I hate the topic with its idea for fun in relation to Prince and God's house. You’re in my prayers because ignorance spreads like a disease and contaminates future minds like your seeds. Prince on the other hand is a creative musical genius, he's gotten your attention just look at your topic you wrote his name didn't you.

I love the self-righteous... they make me smile.

Absolutely!!


Peace,

JD

I will be the greeter at the door with the programs, if there was a such thing...lol


Peace,

JD

rushjsp123me said:

gods house? the very people who condemed the picture you picked as your avatar.

I would go. it would be a hoot! Church events would rock!

Great topic BTW...

rushjsp123me said:

chill out! I heavily love God and Prince, but we need to be able to joke and have humor about the things we love. Besides, most of the responses have been very positive.

I'd go. I would be very interested in hearing what he had to say.

I think I've heard enough preaching from Prince to last me 2 lifetimes. Even the thought of this makes me sick to my stomach. I'm sure he would love to have a captive audience to blabber to though.

To answer your question:

NO.

Or should I say "hell no"!!!

God = peace, religion = war

The Church of St. Nelson, eh?

and nope, i wouldn't go...

I know this topic is all in fun, but anyone who would attend had better read the "Fams" thread from yesterday.

shausler said:

"Let me hear y'all say Lovesexy!...Amen"

"Now let us turn to the book of Victor, and sing Psalm no.7 - My Name Is Reverend."