From "The Guide" section for 18-24th March (written by Johnny Dee):

PRINCE Black Sweat (Universal)
I'd love to still love Prince. He uses female drummers, he's got a funky little bumfluff moustache going on, he knows what it sounds like When Doves Cry, he's the Will Wonka of pop with his own little purple factory in Minneapolis employing millions of little pink Oompa Loompas to produce his lavender-scented CDs. Alas, he used to be great, but now he's just boring. Prince, fella, sex is great but 25 years of sex, sex, sex - we're worn out, let's have a song about teapots or something.