Help needed finding chocolate-handled champagne glasses. Cannot find them on the web - not even ebay. I need practice drinking out of these damn things for when I win the Purple Ticket.

Can anyone help?

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stevenevermind said:

Hit me up, man! I love to make special-order items.

WillyWonka said:

i keep forgetting who you are, man!!!

Now just empty the chocolates out and pour in some champagne!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I'm Willy Wonka! I'm an amazing chocolatier!

mrbobgeorge said:

WillyWonka said:

yeah...you were gonna be at first ave. last month with some of your goodies too, but i didn't see you. i was looking all over the place for a guy in a top hat and a big sack of candy.

Mr.Wonka, Maybe I could get a job in the Chocolate Factory?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I didn't make it that night. Maybe next time. I still have your Everlasting Gobstoppers, young lady!

WillyWonka said:

yay!!!

mrbobgeorge said:

Well, we are always looking for good help. Please submit your resume to the Oompa-Loompa in Human Resources.

(hint: it helps a lot if you follow directions with no questions, are trustworthy and discreet, musically inclined, approximately 30" tall, and don't mind your wages being paid in cacao beans.)

That is a truly terrible line in that song, which a lot of reviewers manage to pick up on.

I can't help wondering whether the handles are merely chocolate coloured or really chocolate, which would make no sense.

Either way, it's the sort of bad taste you'd imagine Michael Jackson to have, not Prince!

metalorange said:

I can actually see this as the next big thing at wine tastings in California! You drink the champagne and then eat the glassware!


Mr.Wonka, I am sending my resume to the Oompa Loompa ASAP!

mrbobgeorge said:

Tasty!

WillyWonka said:

Does that come with Japanese robes and sandals?

Champagne glasses don't have handles. They have stems. Maybe he was saying that everyone at this 3121 party has to have a chocolate handle(name): Mocha, Milk Chocolate, Bitter Sweet etc... Or maybe he was just talking to the chocolate sister...the chubby one.

mrbobgeorge said:

Naw, that is a chocolate wine glass, not a champagne glass, and there are no handles.

In Prince's lyrics, it is Drink champagne from a glass with chocolate handles notice 'handles' plural, so it has 2 handles more like a trophy made out of chocolate which are stuck on the body which is still glass.. how bizarre, why would you need 2 handles to hold a champagne glass? It's just a god-damn bizarre lyric that makes no sense to anyone but Prince.

metalorange said:

Ok, hollow this one out and you can drink the champagne and then eat BOTH HANDLES!

metalorange said:

It's not a champagne glass.

It's just a regular glass with chocolate handles, out of which you can drink whatever you want, champagne, wine, pepsi, water, urine ("Did you know that urine is sterile? That's right, you can drink it....") etc., etc...


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[Edited 3/17/06 14:59pm]

Universaluv said:

Etiquette demands that champagne must be drunk out of a champagne glass. Wine must be drunk out of a wine glass, pepsi a big plastic cup through a straw, water a tumbler, and urine an empty milk bottle.