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I met PRINCE last night!! Hey Purple Hippies...
I got a great story to tell... I was at a club here in Toronto last night called Joe Mama's. It's a live music joint where a lot of funk bands test their gigs and skills... Anyways, I'm drinking a Old Millwaukee with my girl, and we're just sort of trrying to talk over the music. The band that was playing is a local band... I was telling my woman how badly I could kill these guys with my guys.... anyways, me and my girl walskto the back of the place to get away from the music for a second. This is where the night gets fuckin amazing... my hero, Prince with a bodyguard walks through the front fuckin door... this mother fucker is dressed like he's Prince - sunglasses and a long coat... he was pimped mother fuckin out... Anyways, I'md doing my best to avoid looking at the guy because he gave me a freaky look at the MuchMoreMusic TV taping that happened back in 2004. Plus, I was on the local news raving about how amazing the Musicology show right after it. I'm sure Prince thinks I'm a weirdo fan... but nevermind that... I am because I've got my moustache shaved like his. Anyways, dude ain't down nobody talking to him so I'm sort of saved... plus, my girl looks good and that's helping me. Anyways, the next thing that happens is fuckin awesome: Prince makes a face like he's trying to push something. basically, he's making a squirmish kind of face (sorry ya'll I can't explain it!!). Anyways, I walk over and I smell something funky... I put two and two together and realize that this mother fucker just farted. But like any true Prince fan would, I took a wif and goodness gracious all I can say is that it smelled liked 'Incense and Candles'! I damned near passed out as a result of it's intoxicating beauty - it's like his music you know?! Nevermind what it smelled like - it also sounded like music when he did it again. It was as good as Sign Of The Times!! Thank you Prince for farting in a jammed packed club and thank you God for putting in the position to smell it. LETs TALK ABOUT THIS!!! | |
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1st How can a non-musician discuss the future of music
From anything other than a consumer point of view? |
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ok...I would like to nominate this as the worst post I've read here so far | |
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Bwaa hahahahahahaha!!!!! "Tell that little purple motherfucker to contact me!" - Miles to Alan Leeds . . . | |
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what if his bodyguard farted? or someone else? | |
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 I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that | |
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is was this one time when i ate a pringle that was kinda shaped like the head of marcy from the peanuts comic.  | |
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jayARDAHB said: I was at a club here in Toronto last night called Joe Mama's.
...what'd you say about my mama?  | |
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so, you think meeting prince is being close enough to smell his fart? News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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MickG said: so, you think meeting prince is being close enough to smell his fart?
Whatever man... Incense and candles son... I smelled Prince's fart and I bet none of you have ever had the same opportunity to do the same... SUCKERS!!! I am the only mother funker on this board who can say they smelled Prince's fart although I bet a bunch would lie and tell this story replacing me with you as the main character. Don't hate ya'll... Incense and Candles... | |
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jayARDAHB said: MickG said: so, you think meeting prince is being close enough to smell his fart?
Whatever man... Incense and candles son... I smelled Prince's fart and I bet none of you have ever had the same opportunity to do the same... SUCKERS!!! I am the only mother funker on this board who can say they smelled Prince's fart although I bet a bunch would lie and tell this story replacing me with you as the main character. Don't hate ya'll... Incense and Candles...  News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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Is this an analogy? | |
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 what the *&^%$#@!dain-daingerous
"u've got a wonderful ass." | |
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JOEYCOCO said: what the *&^%$#@!jay's kidding. | |
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This guys is rippin the piss right outta us here.....Plz kill yourself if u believe this shit.....u deserve to die if u do!.....  " Soaked in banana cologne
No wonder you're all alone It's written all over your face You're just-a rock hard in a funky place " | |
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Number23 said: Is this an analogy?
analogy  | |
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Is it part of the twins' job (now that they're almost always by his side, I mean) to discreetly wave away any Princely flatulence that might occur? | |
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Anx said: Number23 said: Is this an analogy?
analogy You broke that down like paranoid-conspiracy-theory-Rave-staurus-braids-blueplasticsuit-era Prince would have.  Sorry, conspir[it] ...acy? [Edited 3/14/06 13:43pm] | |
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WillyWonka said: Is it part of the twins' job (now that they're almost always by his side, I mean) to discreetly wave away any Princely flatulence that might occur?
that reminds me of something that i saw on this weird japanese trivia show once: way way back in the days of olden japan, royal people would have these servants who only served one purpose...to take the blame for the royalties' flatulence. seriously! they actually had reenactments n'shit for it, some royal bigwig would cut the cheese and the servant would be all like "i'm sorry, it was me...i farted!"  | |
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Number23 said: Anx said: analogy You broke that down like paranoid-conspiracy-theory-Rave-staurus-braids-blueplasticsuit-era Prince would have. Sorry, conspir[it] ...acy?
[Edited 3/14/06 13:43pm] loggy anal  | |
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Anx said: loggy anal
log®????? | |
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Number23 said: Anx said: analogy You broke that down like paranoid-conspiracy-theory-Rave-staurus-braids-blueplasticsuit-era Prince would have. Sorry, conspir[it] ...acy?
[Edited 3/14/06 13:43pm] Now if he had farted in that blue plastic suit it woulda been a hella lot worse. |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: WillyWonka said: Is it part of the twins' job (now that they're almost always by his side, I mean) to discreetly wave away any Princely flatulence that might occur?
that reminds me of something that i saw on this weird japanese trivia show once: way way back in the days of olden japan, royal people would have these servants who only served one purpose...to take the blame for the royalties' flatulence. seriously! they actually had reenactments n'shit for it, some royal bigwig would cut the cheese and the servant would be all like "i'm sorry, it was me...i farted!" 
Can you imagine a resume with THAT position included on it? "Royal Fart-Blame-Taker" 10 years experience. Vast knowledge of all types of gas and emissions. Nowadays, instead of servants to take the blame, people just get spouses or dogs. | |
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pandemoniun6 said: Number23 said: You broke that down like paranoid-conspiracy-theory-Rave-staurus-braids-blueplasticsuit-era Prince would have. Sorry, conspir[it] ...acy?
[Edited 3/14/06 13:43pm] Now if he had farted in that blue plastic suit it woulda been a hella lot worse. | |
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NPGMC has stated that, officially, it was some dog walking around the club that farted, not Prince. 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: NPGMC has stated that, officially, it was some dog walking around the club that farted, not Prince.
i thought they gave devour up to the cyber-humane society eons ago... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Anx said: loggy anal
log®????? from BLAMO. Oh lord I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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jayARDAHB said: Hey Purple Hippies...
I got a great story to tell... I was at a club here in Toronto last night called Joe Mama's. It's a live music joint where a lot of funk bands test their gigs and skills... Anyways, I'm drinking a Old Millwaukee with my girl, and we're just sort of trrying to talk over the music. The band that was playing is a local band... I was telling my woman how badly I could kill these guys with my guys.... anyways, me and my girl walskto the back of the place to get away from the music for a second. This is where the night gets fuckin amazing... my hero, Prince with a bodyguard walks through the front fuckin door... this mother fucker is dressed like he's Prince - sunglasses and a long coat... he was pimped mother fuckin out... Anyways, I'md doing my best to avoid looking at the guy because he gave me a freaky look at the MuchMoreMusic TV taping that happened back in 2004. Plus, I was on the local news raving about how amazing the Musicology show right after it. I'm sure Prince thinks I'm a weirdo fan... but nevermind that... I am because I've got my moustache shaved like his. Anyways, dude ain't down nobody talking to him so I'm sort of saved... plus, my girl looks good and that's helping me. Anyways, the next thing that happens is fuckin awesome: Prince makes a face like he's trying to push something. basically, he's making a squirmish kind of face (sorry ya'll I can't explain it!!). Anyways, I walk over and I smell something funky... I put two and two together and realize that this mother fucker just farted. But like any true Prince fan would, I took a wif and goodness gracious all I can say is that it smelled liked 'Incense and Candles'! I damned near passed out as a result of it's intoxicating beauty - it's like his music you know?! Nevermind what it smelled like - it also sounded like music when he did it again. It was as good as Sign Of The Times!! Thank you Prince for farting in a jammed packed club and thank you God for putting in the position to smell it. LETs TALK ABOUT THIS!!! This SCARES me..... | |
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Graycap23 said: jayARDAHB said: Hey Purple Hippies...
I got a great story to tell... I was at a club here in Toronto last night called Joe Mama's. It's a live music joint where a lot of funk bands test their gigs and skills... Anyways, I'm drinking a Old Millwaukee with my girl, and we're just sort of trrying to talk over the music. The band that was playing is a local band... I was telling my woman how badly I could kill these guys with my guys.... anyways, me and my girl walskto the back of the place to get away from the music for a second. This is where the night gets fuckin amazing... my hero, Prince with a bodyguard walks through the front fuckin door... this mother fucker is dressed like he's Prince - sunglasses and a long coat... he was pimped mother fuckin out... Anyways, I'md doing my best to avoid looking at the guy because he gave me a freaky look at the MuchMoreMusic TV taping that happened back in 2004. Plus, I was on the local news raving about how amazing the Musicology show right after it. I'm sure Prince thinks I'm a weirdo fan... but nevermind that... I am because I've got my moustache shaved like his. Anyways, dude ain't down nobody talking to him so I'm sort of saved... plus, my girl looks good and that's helping me. Anyways, the next thing that happens is fuckin awesome: Prince makes a face like he's trying to push something. basically, he's making a squirmish kind of face (sorry ya'll I can't explain it!!). Anyways, I walk over and I smell something funky... I put two and two together and realize that this mother fucker just farted. But like any true Prince fan would, I took a wif and goodness gracious all I can say is that it smelled liked 'Incense and Candles'! I damned near passed out as a result of it's intoxicating beauty - it's like his music you know?! Nevermind what it smelled like - it also sounded like music when he did it again. It was as good as Sign Of The Times!! Thank you Prince for farting in a jammed packed club and thank you God for putting in the position to smell it. LETs TALK ABOUT THIS!!! This SCARES me..... Your three word response scares me as I do not see any humour or sarcasm in your words and have assumed that you are taking this discussion pretty seriously... I'm scared of you... and the temperament of your lonely, ugly, frightening words. | |
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SO IT IZ TRUE !!
HE THINKS HIS SHIT DOESNT STINK . MIND OVER MATTER
SO EVEN HIS SHIT DOESNT STINK !! "the beauty of a fart is in the nose of the beholder " " the embassy shut to keep the fools out " - as above, so below. | |
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