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PrintableDecember1984 said: When I woke up the next mornin'
Larry wasn't there. I looked all over but all I found was a Watchtower on the stairs. It said, "Thank U 4 re-writin' yo ryhmes. Stop by Kingdom Hall, We'll edit the rest sometime". Oh! My! God!  | |
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This whole thread... 
I love you guys.  | |
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i am at work people! this junk is too funny!! I'm gonna get fired 'fo 'sho!
i was having a crappy morning too..thank you orgers for the best laugh i've had in a long time!!! | |
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Carrying on the bread theme!
Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room Just because u wanna bake bread? I mean, we don’t have 2 bake bread 2 have fun And then, we don’t have 2 bake bread 2 to build a chasm Your loaf is what I’m all about Can I see one? I’ll show u Why not? U can think it’s because I’m your friend I’ll do it 4 u Of course I’ll bake bread in front of u! And when I’m baking, what shall I do? How can I make u see that it’s cool? Can’t u just trust me? If I was your girlfriend u could Oh, yeah, I think so Listen, 4 your bread I would dance a ballet Would that get you off? Then tell me what will! If I was your girlfriend, would u tell me? Would u let me see u bake bread then? Would u let me give u a hand? Would u let me kneed the pastry so hard u’d laugh and laugh And would u, would u let me put wholemeal in it? You know on the crust where it's crunchy I’ll do it so good I swear I’ll eat every loaf And then I’ll burn your bread good and hard And together we’ll stare into a bakery And we’ll try 2 imagine what it looks like Yeah, we’ll try 2 imagine what, what a bakery looks like Yeah, we’ll try 2 imagine what a bakery looks like Yeah, we’ll try... | |
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| LMAO@this thread | |
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Screw me baby all night long! oooooh daddy pop!  | |
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PurpleBilly said: Carrying on the bread theme!
Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room Just because u wanna bake bread? I mean, we don’t have 2 bake bread 2 have fun And then, we don’t have 2 bake bread 2 to build a chasm Your loaf is what I’m all about Can I see one? I’ll show u Why not? U can think it’s because I’m your friend I’ll do it 4 u Of course I’ll bake bread in front of u! And when I’m baking, what shall I do? How can I make u see that it’s cool? Can’t u just trust me? If I was your girlfriend u could Oh, yeah, I think so Listen, 4 your bread I would dance a ballet Would that get you off? Then tell me what will! If I was your girlfriend, would u tell me? Would u let me see u bake bread then? Would u let me give u a hand? Would u let me kneed the pastry so hard u’d laugh and laugh And would u, would u let me put wholemeal in it? You know on the crust where it's crunchy I’ll do it so good I swear I’ll eat every loaf And then I’ll burn your bread good and hard And together we’ll stare into a bakery And we’ll try 2 imagine what it looks like Yeah, we’ll try 2 imagine what, what a bakery looks like Yeah, we’ll try 2 imagine what a bakery looks like Yeah, we’ll try... nicely done, PB!!! | |
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alwayslate said: Pop Wit U
I wanna sip pop wit u coca-cola, pepsi and mountain dew in a can or bottle it's up to you make you suck your straw and say, "ooh" I wanna sip pop wit u in a can or bottle, it's up to you dr pepper, fanta and orange crush, too ooh, I wanna sip pop wit u I wanna sip pop wit u I wanna sip pop wit u I wanna sip pop wit u I wanna sip pop wit u I want to sip pop wit u I wanna give u some ice cold cream soda and some marshmallows oooh, I wanna sip pop wit u I wanna get u to chug a mug of A & W....  excellent!!! | |
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Gett Sofft – 23 prayers in a one night stand
Gett Sofft – I'll only swear after Jehova say I can Gett Sofft – Let a woman be, couse He is my man Gett Sofft – If U want 2, Lord, here I am (Here I am) Thank God this ain't Monopoly
U'd make us all go back 2 start | |
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GETT SOFFT - 23 prayers in one night stand
GETT SOFFT - I only swear after Jehova said I can GETT SOFFT - let a woman be, cause He's my man GETT SOFFT - if you want 2, Lord here I am. Thank God this ain't Monopoly
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HOT PLATE
hot plate, turned up to 21 hot plate, but still too cold to warm my buns. hot plate, what's the problem gee? hot plate, can you warm this up 4 me? hot plate, don't warm my food up good hot plate, baby I wish it would hot plate, tell me what could it be? hot plate, can't turn the knob, can't turn the knob can't turn the knob, can you turn it, can you turn it 4 me? hot plate, maybe I should give my mom a call hot plate, tell her to go with me to the mall! hot plate, tell her I can't eat cuz I can't cook at all! hot plate, maybe she'll feel sorry for her baby doll.. new hot plate! can't wait to get you home. where I can be alone. I can read my poetry. and I could cook some clam chowder of my own... Hot, Hot, Hot Plate!! Hot, Hot, Hot Plate!! | |
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GUM
(Gum) U should chew that, baby - no more will U cry (Gum) The flavours's calling, here's a reason why (Gum) If U had a chance 2 walk and chew at the same time (Gum) If U will, so will I | |
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Irresistable Cake
Turn the heat down a little Every Friday night I call your butt up on the phone A deeper voice answers and says U're baking scones Now if U think that I'm a fool who'll go 4 any cake Then honey, put down all your plates, cuz we about to bake Irresistible cake - I love the way U taste Irresistible cake - it doesn't taste like toothpaste Irresistible cake - Your filling is total bliss Irresistible - Oh mama, I wish I could resist All my partners ask me why I bake so much of U Why am I so hungry, honey? Why are U so loose? They say why am I the one who never gets 2 eat the crust? But they don't know the things U do 2 me when I really must Irresistible cake - I love the way U taste Irresistible cake - it doesn't taste like toothpaste Irresistible cake - your filling is total bliss Irresistible - Oh mama, I wish I could resist Eat me, Eat me! | |
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 this is the best thread i've read in a long time!"music is my life partner. the only one who will never EVER leave me"--Tommy Lee | |
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From the end of 'Let's Pretend We're Marmalade':
Whatever U heard about me is true I bake the bread and do what I wanna do I'm in love with scones, they're the only way Cuz U and I know we gotta eat 2day If U think I'm a baker, U're probably right But I'm gonna bake bread every yeast-raisin' night If U don't like bread, U're a double-baked fool I'm goin' 4 another scone, how 'bout U? | |
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From when 2 r in love.
"come paint with me, let's drown each other in eachs other's emulsion' | |
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tiger2 said: From the end of 'Let's Pretend We're Marmalade':
Whatever U heard about me is true I bake the bread and do what I wanna do I'm in love with scones, they're the only way Cuz U and I know we gotta eat 2day If U think I'm a baker, U're probably right But I'm gonna bake bread every yeast-raisin' night If U don't like bread, U're a double-baked fool I'm goin' 4 another scone, how 'bout U? | |
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tiger2 said: GUM
(Gum) U should chew that, baby - no more will U cry (Gum) The flavours's calling, here's a reason why (Gum) If U had a chance 2 walk and chew at the same time (Gum) If U will, so will I oh jeez... "you should chew that, baby" damn... lol | |
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I'm on the verge of rap, I'm on the verge of rap
You give me enuff rope and I will rap again. hehe Now get in the bathtub and hear my latest rap. Don't drown, Jesus saves. All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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Thank you all for the best laugh I've had all day.  God bless everyone. NO exceptions. | |
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Bible Thumpers Knockin on Doors, Knockin on Doors
Bible Thumpers Knockin on Doors, Knockin on Doors You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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purplehippieonthe1 said: Irresistable Cake
Turn the heat down a little Every Friday night I call your butt up on the phone A deeper voice answers and says U're baking scones Now if U think that I'm a fool who'll go 4 any cake Then honey, put down all your plates, cuz we about to bake Irresistible cake - I love the way U taste Irresistible cake - it doesn't taste like toothpaste Irresistible cake - Your filling is total bliss Irresistible - Oh mama, I wish I could resist All my partners ask me why I bake so much of U Why am I so hungry, honey? Why are U so loose? They say why am I the one who never gets 2 eat the crust? But they don't know the things U do 2 me when I really must Irresistible cake - I love the way U taste Irresistible cake - it doesn't taste like toothpaste Irresistible cake - your filling is total bliss Irresistible - Oh mama, I wish I could resist Eat me, Eat me! I LOVE IT!! LMAO HERE!!!  
'Ive never been 1 2 hide my feelings, Baby, u blow my mind I painted your face upon my ceiling, I stare at it all the time...'
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jpav said: Not really a profanity censor, but what the hey:
He wore a bad, hairy toupee. The kind you find, in your grandmama's drawer... Bad, hairy toupee. He put it on, because his hair's no more. aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm gonna get fired. ahahahahahaahahah 1 Thessalonians 5:23 | |
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This is a brilliant thread
Shut up already, damn. | |
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3221 (DIRTYFUN, PLENTYFUN)
Through her grapes, Suck on the whore. Put your cash in a pile, on the floor. Take your pick from the Japanese teens on sandals. Put champagne in her ass, or some church candles. Don't you wanna come? dirtyfun, plentyfun. Gonna be so much cum. 3121 That's where the orgy be. dirtyfun, plentyfun. You can cum if you want to, you can also poo or pee. Thank God this ain't Monopoly
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