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PrintableHandclapsfingasnapz said: yeah, i can see it now:
prince: welcome to the music room! you can listen to whatever you wish in here! 
fan: oooh, what CD is this? 
prince (willy wonka deadpan voice): i wouldn't touch that if i were you. 
fan (putting on headphones): why, is it from your next album? prince (still deadpanning): please don't turn the knob.
fan: (turns knob...*head instantly asplodes*)  | |
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Trickology said: Handclapsfingasnapz said:   Don't think Sir Jac won't try to get a ticket. He will break into the Universal warehouse and open em all trying to find one. He will be trying to convince Prince that he is from a parallel universe and they are dual opposites of each other. I could say something MEAN. But I won't. 
Joey Coco from AMP if he wins he will try to steal some silverware from 3121. Excuse me I forgot Joey's excuse why he got arrested He was "MOVING" a tape. Anyone else hear that one  Dammit! I knew I was supposed to be watching American Idol for a reason  Last year (or was it the year before) I screamed at the TV..."It's Scary Prince!!" (thanks billyjackbitch  )
I miss CocoPops  [Edited 2/7/06 12:23pm] | |
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Anx said: IstenSzek said: if i find one of those tickets, all you fuckers are on your own
i can just see you on MTV, sitting on prince's piano and waving the other tickets at the camera with a shit-eating grin on your face. i might even become his new muse. i'll be the Mayte of the 00's  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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so here's my dilemma. husband is NEARLY as into Prince as I am....so, not being rude, but I don't wanna take him (yes, I am an optimistic person ), cause he would just ruinmy purple high, sooooo, I have no CLUE who to take????? | |
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if any of ya'll here (or any other fansite, really) win this ticket or what-not, remember:
keep yer feet off the couch. don't be sneakin into a brotha's kitchen and eating all the leftover vegan hog mauls and whatever else he got in the fridge. FELLAS: don't pee on the toilet seat lid. LADIES: don't pee on the toilet seat lid. ...and, most importantly, no sex in the champagne room. 
but seriously--good luck to those of ya'll who are gonna try and win the ticket. | |
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txladykat said: so here's my dilemma. husband is NEARLY as into Prince as I am....so, not being rude, but I don't wanna take him (yes, I am an optimistic person
), cause he would just ruinmy purple high, sooooo, I have no CLUE who to take?????
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: if any of ya'll here (or any other fansite, really) win this ticket or what-not, remember:
keep yer feet off the couch. don't be sneakin into a brotha's kitchen and eating all the leftover vegan hog mauls and whatever else he got in the fridge. FELLAS: don't pee on the toilet seat lid. LADIES: don't pee on the toilet seat lid. ...and, most importantly, no sex in the champagne room.
but seriously--good luck to those of ya'll who are gonna try and win the ticket. vegan hog mauls?! | |
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txladykat said: so here's my dilemma. husband is NEARLY as into Prince as I am....so, not being rude, but I don't wanna take him (yes, I am an optimistic person
), cause he would just ruinmy purple high, sooooo, I have no CLUE who to take?????typical prince fandom, divorce the husband just in case you might get a ticket and he might want to join you 
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Anx said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: if any of ya'll here (or any other fansite, really) win this ticket or what-not, remember:
keep yer feet off the couch. don't be sneakin into a brotha's kitchen and eating all the leftover vegan hog mauls and whatever else he got in the fridge. FELLAS: don't pee on the toilet seat lid. LADIES: don't pee on the toilet seat lid. ...and, most importantly, no sex in the champagne room.
but seriously--good luck to those of ya'll who are gonna try and win the ticket. vegan hog mauls?! 
eatin' alllll the biscuits...all the collard greens...i want some vegan hog mauls, too! i like mock pig feet!!! | |
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Anx said: vegan hog mauls?!
at quick glance, i thought that read "vagina monologues" and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Anx said: vegan hog mauls?!
at quick glance, i thought that read "vagina monologues" oh no | |
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txladykat said: so here's my dilemma. husband is NEARLY as into Prince as I am....so, not being rude, but I don't wanna take him (yes, I am an optimistic person
), cause he would just ruinmy purple high, sooooo, I have no CLUE who to take?????Wait, your husband is also a fan, but you don't wanna take him???? 
Man, if I was your husband, and you won, I'd tie yo ass to the bed and make off with your purple ticket! Then, I'd divorce you!! 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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I want it! If you will, so will I | |
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Anx said: i'm waiting for some ass'o'lantern to win one and put it up on eBay.
My husband is wondering how much he can get for his kidney if it comes up on ebay. Yeah, he loves me. | |
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I'll belive this ticket business when I see it. I just don't know how it can be pulled off. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Trickology said: muirdo said: yeah i have
he picked up a video tape at Paisley Park during a Celebration and got caught and thrown out,,am i right That is..... corrrreeect! (Wink Martindale voice) Also bonus information as told to me by somebody when I brought up the name. He also met a girl from that message board who made dominatrix S&M video tapes and he flew to america to be with her How can I make that shit UP? I can't. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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IstenSzek said: txladykat said: so here's my dilemma. husband is NEARLY as into Prince as I am....so, not being rude, but I don't wanna take him (yes, I am an optimistic person
), cause he would just ruinmy purple high, sooooo, I have no CLUE who to take?????typical prince fandom, divorce the husband just in case you might get a ticket and he might want to join you
LOL, yea, talking to him in IM now....he's like, you know you aint got a chance in hell of getting a ticket. I just keep telling him he is a pessimist and to  | |
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JediMaster said: txladykat said: so here's my dilemma. husband is NEARLY as into Prince as I am....so, not being rude, but I don't wanna take him (yes, I am an optimistic person
), cause he would just ruinmy purple high, sooooo, I have no CLUE who to take?????Wait, your husband is also a fan, but you don't wanna take him????
Man, if I was your husband, and you won, I'd tie yo ass to the bed and make off with your purple ticket! Then, I'd divorce you!! oops, typo, meant to say "isnt nearly" now he says he is gonna buy a cd (which he wouldnt normally do), and get a ticket and sell it on ebay. I told him if he does im gonna divorce his ass, right after he discovers i sold our house cause i was the winning bidder on his auction | |
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I've seen shows at Paisley Park with less then 50 people so in a way I've already done this. It would be cool to see his house and to see LA though. I wonder if it is an expense paid trip. | |
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superspaceboy said: I'll belive this ticket business when I see it. I just don't know how it can be pulled off.
I agree. It would be extremely hard to pull it off without it being rigged. | |
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lovemachine said: superspaceboy said: I'll belive this ticket business when I see it. I just don't know how it can be pulled off.
I agree. It would be extremely hard to pull it off without it being rigged. true...folks'll get fleeced left and right if it's not done right. | |
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txladykat said: JediMaster said: Wait, your husband is also a fan, but you don't wanna take him????
Man, if I was your husband, and you won, I'd tie yo ass to the bed and make off with your purple ticket! Then, I'd divorce you!! oops, typo, meant to say "isnt nearly" now he says he is gonna buy a cd (which he wouldnt normally do), and get a ticket and sell it on ebay. I told him if he does im gonna divorce his ass, right after he discovers i sold our house cause i was the winning bidder on his auction Oh, well that makes more sense. Yeah, if he tries to sell it on Ebay, that is definite grounds for divorce! Hell, I think you could go all Farrah Fawcett in The Burning Bed on him at it would be justified! The law would prolly disagree with that, but we know it's true!
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Trickology said: Joey Coco from AMP if he wins he will try to steal some silverware from 3121. Excuse me I forgot Joey's excuse why he got arrested He was "MOVING" a tape. Anyone else hear that one wow i remeber that. i have not been to AMP in a while. | |
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txladykat said: JediMaster said: Wait, your husband is also a fan, but you don't wanna take him????
Man, if I was your husband, and you won, I'd tie yo ass to the bed and make off with your purple ticket! Then, I'd divorce you!! oops, typo, meant to say "isnt nearly" now he says he is gonna buy a cd (which he wouldnt normally do), and get a ticket and sell it on ebay. I told him if he does im gonna divorce his ass, right after he discovers i sold our house cause i was the winning bidder on his auction and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Anx said: txladykat said: so here's my dilemma. husband is NEARLY as into Prince as I am....so, not being rude, but I don't wanna take him (yes, I am an optimistic person
), cause he would just ruinmy purple high, sooooo, I have no CLUE who to take?????
And your point is...? "I would say that Prince's top thirty percent is great. Of that thirty percent, I'll bet the public has heard twenty percent of it." - Susan Rogers, "Hunting for Prince's Vault", BBC, 2015 |
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This thread...
Whew, last time it was the 'album included with the concert ticket' scam, er, I mean system (actually, I think that was very clever of ol' boy)...
This time it's the 'purple ticket'. Now what better way to get people - especially the fans - to buy as many copies as possible? You gotta hand it to him. 
I can't wait to see what happens with the next one. Prince behind the counter in HMV? | |
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JediMaster said: txladykat said: oops, typo, meant to say "isnt nearly" now he says he is gonna buy a cd (which he wouldnt normally do), and get a ticket and sell it on ebay. I told him if he does im gonna divorce his ass, right after he discovers i sold our house cause i was the winning bidder on his auction Oh, well that makes more sense. Yeah, if he tries to sell it on Ebay, that is definite grounds for divorce! Hell, I think you could go all Farrah Fawcett in The Burning Bed on him at it would be justified! The law would prolly disagree with that, but we know it's true! | |
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Trickology said: Also bonus information as told to me by somebody when I brought up the name. He also met a girl from that message board who made dominatrix S&M video tapes and he flew to america to be with her
How can I make that shit UP? I can't. It's true. She's from Minneapolis, and was also a professional wrestler for awhile. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: SexyBeautifulOne said: OMG! Can you imagine the "buy now" price? Buy It Now price: your soul  
"Do you believe in God?" Ooh, little darlin' if you're
free 4 a couple of hours (Free 4 a couple of hours) If U ain't busy 4 the next 7 years (Next 7 years) Say, let's pretend we're married and go all night | |
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